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Someone summarise the dev update for me. Is there anything of value in it or is it just Jeff reiterating what we already know?

You are a big dummy!

missed a thread again for reaper is a pedophile

1) 3 Non-Korean Teams you think will make the playoffs:

2) 3 Non-Korean Teams you root for:

just shoot her

Play Soldier. Learn to land rockets and make headshots.

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J LUL K E

Every time they go to Jake's view, It's like I'm spectating a bronze game.

>stop bitching we don't care what the community thinks
>we have statistics to balance based on
>we think developer opinions are equally important to the community opinions and the statistics
>don't worry even if we nerf mercy too hard we'll buff her back up
>please report people
thats about it

To be fair, things like "practice" go above the head of the average OW fan.

>THAT MUMA LGBT SIGN
MAYHEM YOU BETTER WIN

i think florida and houston are my favourite teams. they actually seem to have fun when they play

I wonder how plays are called in OWL. It would be cool if it was all like "Take Ursa Major formation" and shiet

They look at your facebook posts and ban you if you're too toxic.
They don't want to nerf Mercy too much since all the Mercy mains will cry
They're planning on nerfing scatter arrow eventually
They don't know how to buff Mei or Symmetra.

>these are the people that got xQc banned

She has 150hp and her head hitbox is winston tier, basically this

They put the mic feed on replays sometimes. It's nothign at all like that. What it is instead is: "OKOKOK, MONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEY, MERCYMERCYMERCYMERCY!!!"

Why is there no porn with a cyber cock. I don't understand.

Jeff has a hangar of employees looking through toxic online accounts and linking them to overwatch players to ban them before they get the chance to hurt my feelings.

its literally
"im jumping in....MONKEY MONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEY...MONKEY ONE MO-MERCY MERCY MERCY MERCY"

Depends on the team but I'm positive none of them are gay and shitty enough to say "take ursa major formation"

>4D CHESS

Because Chu canonically confirmed his junk is natural and all-functional. It's literally official.

Already answered in the other thread but lets go again (and no order in particular):

1) Philly Fusion, LA Valiant and Outlaws/Boston

2) Dallas Fuel, LA Gladiators and Philly Fusion

However lets have in consideration that the season is LONG AS FUCK. Teams that might look shit in stage 1 might stomp in stage 2 or 3 or 4.

me too!!!!!!

Imagine if the only defining characteristics you had were your potato face, receeding gums, hairline and being gay.
I'd fucking off myself.

I would cream my pants if I heard a team making calls like, "Plan Alpha-02," or, "Run the Enterprise Variation."

horseshoe theory strikes again

tviq in charge of long flanks followed by missing every shot and dying

chu providing the important lore information i see

>bullying d.va that much

>junkrat is a great anti-dive hero
>ESPECIALLY when JAKE is on the controls!

When mercy cancer gets cured, philly is going to get even better.

Fuck Chuu

I think I'm addicted to throwing, lads.

>muma in charge of enjoying penis in his mouth

Fuck you too buddy.

I'm so fucking sick of Mercy. Does anyone else not even play the game anymore because of the instant Mercy double rez flying around like 5 times a game?

LAG also will get better. BigGoose is a monster Lucio and Shaz a god tier Zen.

>Wanting Dallas Fuel to succeed

>In 3 months there will be a new meta.
Jeff Kaplan discussing people's concerns about dive meta

July 7th, 2017.

Dive is currently the most viable composition in pro-overwatch. The developers clearly do not comprehend that mobility is and always will be the most important factor in a team based game.

Shouldn't you be practicing, xQc?

>t. homo

(you)

Well why try when you can grief right?
Though really it's the equivalent of posting dicks on a blue board for (You)s; anyone could do it but only retards actually go for such low hanging fruit.

Why the fuck would I watch someone else play the game when I could play it myself?

BONKERS
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not allowed to play with the team during the ban.

pine apologists lmao

Because this game has been shit to play for 3 months.

>BEING THIS RETARDED
youtube.com/watch?v=yRQ0VxMVnGU

dive > shooting shields

Yeah why would I watch people play pro basketball or soccer, I can just grab a ball and go play a pick up game!

Would you look at OW porn with Muma? I would.

I guess you don't watch sports right?

If Florida Mayhem is coloured McDonalds, what is Houston Outlaws coloured?

See you guys next year

Houston is making actually interesting plays, like muscling the baby dva off the map, or blocking the McCree ult by putting tank and genji directly in his FOV just now.

muma suck my dick

Hardee's/Carl's Jr

Focus on the game Muma.

>toxic shithead
You won't be missed.

wtf did you do to get silenced an entire year?

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Start mass throwing

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>Pine was losing his mental endurance

How can you say that when he came back strong and won? Pine is a Mcree main. Widow is his secondary hero so it makes sense he wasn't as strong there.

The guy that replaced him spent almost the entire final round on Soldier 76 for crying out loud. That just shows how retarded that whole thing was.

It's obvious these coaches are inexperienced at night level coaching. They had a plan going in to bench Pine regardless and they were going to stick to it no matter what instead of doing what good coaches do in other professional sports and adjust to the situation on the field. It sheer ego and stubbornness by the coqches and it happened two times in two days in the exact same way and they both lost.

bye mercy main

did they stop playing truly_global_league.mov or something

fucking kek

kys nigger

>silenced for a whole year

top fucking kek

Why should I play the game myself when these nerds do it for me?

Kind of but only because other people are
w/e
Yeah, but I don't watch any of those things because they're fucking stupid. Do you think people watching daily talk shows and cooking shows aren't fucking retards?

>the pine apologist switched threads and posted it again

Rolled and smoked, my doggies

Widow or Hanzo

>when a mercy main tries solo queuing

how

You really suck if Mercy is building 5 Valkyries. It means your team is doing damage but getting no kills.

There’s nothing to replace practice for getting better. But observing people better than you can also be a valuable source of learning

I know >logs but Hanzo isn't good at dealing with Tracer. Sure he can get away with his verticality but a decent tracer will be able to dodge him or stay close enough that he can't reliably aim even with scatter.

>an entire year because some people's feelings got hurt
This fucking community.

>Abusive Chat
>kys nigger
Ah, now I see why.

Do you really think 5 Mercy ults a game is a lot?

Tracer dies against precise burst heroes
Genji/McCree/Widow basically. Soldier too.

Junkrat also because of her grenades and traps making moving around difficult for her and damage boosted grenade/mine one shots her

>throwing with mei
only way to have fun in this game anymore

>lol ur toxic
Dont see how telling people intentionally throwing to fuck themselves is toxic but whatever you say
>how
Not my first offense, like my 5th. It was less than 20 days since my 6 month silence
>lol mercy main
Not even close

I'm not done with you Pine deniers.

DOUBLE THE THICC