League of Legends General - /lolg/

xth for riots balancing team has literal brain damage

>go on Riot's boards
>look for red posts to see news about the game
>patch notes lore stuff etc
>instead see this

what did I just witness?

I feel like I'm getting better at this game

When xin ults he also makes a circle, and any ranged AA/abilities cast from outside will not hit him. he can extend the duration by autoattacking. basically its a windwall that follows him around

Buttsex.

How the fuck is Katarina legal in this game?

I swear this champ does fuckton of damage and jsut deletes me every game. Unless I play something with stuns for my team, she just dashes through the fight killing everything in 2 hits.

HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?

oh the circle follows him?
I thought it was static on where he ulted. that's pretty cool

>I waited for a new thread so that I could re-post a webm of me playing the game

baited for this exact response lmao

tell me your reason

I want to know if it coincides with mine

This

>team lets nunu stop my dragon
>consumes it
>and vayne is feeding

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>been learning ivern for months
>finally get courage to try him in ranked
>1-0-22 and watch my panth and vayne 2 v 5

thx for reading

is this basically the equivalent of poppy's old ult? because it's very bothersome when you have to leave xin to the two melee dudes that can't kill him

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baited for this exact response haha

1v1 me bro

What's the closest I can get to feeling a plump, fuzzy kindred ass in real life

yeah basically. Its very annoying to try to him off when he has his ult up. yasuo's windwall is still more annoying however, because yasuo can windwall more than xin can ult

If you dodge at 0 seconds in champ select you should do everyone you know a favor and kill yourself, because odds are no one likes you.

>intelligent people should kill themselves

what the fuck are they doing to my kalista
>500 range

>sneak baron and push mid hard while getting four kills
>massive lead
>mid disconnects for ten minutes and feeds a shutdown
>defeat
noice

too strong for pro play :-)

i haven't played on the new patch yet and just saw this, was/is nunu good?

nerfing her to the ground just as they should have done long ago. I hope they keep it that way. same goes for every certainlyT champion. I hope every single champion he designed will be utterly ground into the dirt so nobody has to play against the overloaded pieces of shit

He instantly shot up to highest win rate jungler

>get a kat in my game
>feeds a fucking nunu mid of all things
>before the buffs

LMFAO

in bed? uwu

You are now aware that Lulu is EXTREMELY CUTE!

a real life goat, ahmed.

Get out the diamonds lolg. Time to cut the diamonds. Cut those diamonds.

That won't be plump and soft it would be gritty and dirty

yikes, rework 28 on it's way?

just like the real kindred would be.

Nice try kiddo
Hidden ability: unaware

How's Karthus doing these days?

Find yourself a big booty princess and a pair of yoga pants that have a furry texture?

Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!

What's the build order on Jhin again?

>let's give everyone a free zhonyas

What the fuck was Riot thinking?

every item that is added counters karthus in some way. adaptive helm, stopwatch, edge of night, etc. its like riot hates karthus mains and wishes us to suffer. the ult buff was simply piecemeal

>One time use Zhonya
>WTF Riot so broken now I can't dive like a fucking retarded nigger REEE
I wish riot would stop listening to sliver players

Depends.

Do you want to win?

Youmuus > Attack Speed and Crit. Boots of your choice.

Do you want to meme and go fast?

Essence Reaver > Full Attack Speed and Crit

Dose igniting Akali reveal her in her shroud?

no

They can't stop listening to silver players, when they are silver players.

yes, you get an outline that ticks ever so often. same with corrupting pot

I haven't lewdposted here in forever because I've actually been playing the video game and getting ready to move

what's up, boners?

I want to adopt kogmaw!

>tfw no one wants to help me cut the diamonds

What a good idea

idk ahmed, i don't see muhammad complaining.

how do I become a big booty princess (male)?

not like pro games are a shit show rn, nahhh

you cant counter a tank karthus

>end silver 4 last year
>start silver 5 this year
could've been worse, but glad I got my role, went 8 W 2 L. Would lolg cheer me on as I try to make it to gold?

Thirsty hoes man.

1. Spend years acquiring cash money and biding your time
2. Pay scientist to create artificial human (female)
3. Pay different scientist to transfer your consciousness into artificial (female) body

Stopwatch isn't making pro games so long, you braindead redditnigger.

I wanna be Lulu's cat!

So now that SKT is 9th place in Korea, who is gonna take worlds?

I'm in a game now because the thread was dead and im trying to flirt with people but no one is biting

They were shit before Stopwatch too. Stopwatch didn't change shit.

Yo Vlady you're a lore expert, when was Demacia actually founded?
How come Demacian blood is so magical and powerful, do they have a connection to old wild magic?

but I like being a female (male)!

Yeah I'm just watching LCK and cruising around here and /trash/ now, discord friends are all zzz

That's cause other people aren't cringy ERPing subhumans

>Showing your name
Censor it.

Hey swift what role do you main? and when are you going to transfer to euw?

Are you going to avatarfag again while spamming low quality posts?

>go 5-5 because retarded teams can't do anything but throw
>placed into shitter elo
might as well start a new account

post discord id and butt so we can talk about LCK

Mid: Luxanna
ADC: Lucian
Taric when autofilled.

I've never done that in my life.

> when was Demacia

After the Rune wars when some peasants sought to escape from Noxian mage pursuers and ended up in an anti-magic forest

>How come Demacian blood is so magical and powerful

It isn't. Just the Crowndguards and a bunch others.

>using Lux's full name

Why is this thread so dead?

When am I going to see you in euw?
also give ign please

Because of flat girls like Jinx and Lux.

"Sorry team" on euw is one of his alts

Holy fucking shit, Thresh's charged basic now deals so much damage. I was dealing 300 hp hits at lvl 12

4 u

Katarina and leblanc posting gets out of hand whenever someone posts a pic of them and both can be considered flat

riot's gonna revert this soon, i'm sure of it

>but I like being a female (male)!
same here, it's so fun to dress up girly and cute and then play nothing but girl champs

FACT: Lulu has the CUTEST FEET!

youtube.com/watch?v=CMgeL3TPIWg#t=18s

I have only really just started down this road since Halloween...have only dressed up like twice

tell me more!

oh I talk about Korea often enough, I really only use discord for lewd stuff