Gsg

Soy

Turks are the best sissy bottoms to dump semen inside of while they're all oiled up.

soy blanco

rate me goys

from the last thread but

>expect other vassals to stand by me and remain christian
>everyone and their mother converts
>Islamic Khaganate of France

c-crusades when

Hahahahah whiteys trying real hard

for all the antiwhites on the thread ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=RuNmlIIvkh0

I have no words

Who /8inches/ here?

Why would the Ottoman Empire still exist as a puppet under Ukraine why would Ukraine get into African colonization?

for all the wh*Tes itt :)

BLACK turk KHANs turly are the successors of the eastern roman empire.

that's the PLC not Ukraine.

ok so how about THIS

Civic nationalism...

But that's just gay erotica? Gays have been praised in western """""civilizations""""""

Need a German Imperial Kingdom of Deseret, and then it will be perfect.

>24 replies
>12 ips
Oy vey

steppe communism...

What's with all the /pol/tards in this thread disrespecting based turks?

Painfully unfunny

>looks guys, i'm so ironic, im pretending to be a turk! lol, so random, RIGHT????
>no,no, I'M more ironic, i'm BLACK xDDD
You people are so pathetic.Do your underage minds actually think this is funny?

Any good flavor mods for CK2 compatible with HIP?

i agree it is Painfully® Unfunny™

see

back to >>/pol/ wh*te dog.

is this the basedest country on earth?

>2k gold debt per month
>Researching "economic responsibility"

Top kek m8

what race are these blue ones

*slow claps* *steps out of the shadows* Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

Fucking disgusting.

Name ONE (1) thing wrong with Hearts of Iron IV.

Don't worry, I'll wait.

the most random country on earth

Hearts of Iron IV

hahaha fpbp, white and based /thread

see

Which one is the more casual : CK2, HoI 4 or EU IV?

EU IV

HoI 4 by far, just spam heavy tanks and you're good to go.

As someone with over 200 hours, my main grips:
>air combat basically it's a stacking fight
>naval battles are too random, plus also encourage doomstacks

Taking these, I would also like that resources have to be transfered to the capital before being usable. Like what happens when trading for resources. This way every nation needs to be careful to don't run out of convoys.

Veneto-Friulio-Aquiliots

There is nothing casual and relaxing about all that RNG, especially in the combat.

The AI.

HOI4's biggest problem is AI being pants-on-head retarded.

But then again, that's not exclusive to hoi4, all gsg has shitty ai.

have i just FIXED the balkans and eastern europe in general??

>But then again, that's not exclusive to hoi4, all gsg has shitty ai.
Yeah, but since the game is so simplified and shallow then the AI being bad has a bigger impact than in other games.

AImind

How dare you speak, you cumskin snow monkey. How dare you open your thin lipped, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Hans alexander Schneider. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that europe can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the snow steppe you came out of, you literal neanderthal.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers ship to france and rape some poor kurd, as is in the wh*toids nature. It would still be the blackest pussy you ever had.

Take your wh*te hairless fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of cocoa butter and charcoal slabbed on your face every morning will make you black. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Turkic roman empire heritage.

You wh*toid.

You make armenia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the izmir of the world.

Go fertilise the field with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, wh*toid, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an european "man" provided for a family.

Die, Hans. No one would miss you.

No, Hungary exists.

No, you're right. I've seen AI do some real, REAL stupid shit in HOI4 that I haven't seen it do in other GSGs. Pic related.

Victoria 3 when?

oh sorry this isnt ungary, I forgot to say all these countries are controlled by aromanian and romanian elites :)

Greater Moldavia shouldn't have so much land in north

That's horrible advice.

Heavy Tanks are expensive, require chromium, are extremely slow and have terrible modifiers. They are not worth it.

Let me correct your suggestion: you may add a single Heavy Tank 'DESTROYER' brigade to your division to add some armor, since armor is calculated 30% from the highest brigade in the division. Destroyers are cheaper, provide piercing (you don't need AT) and armor, which are the only stats you are actually interested in it.

Even so, those divisions probably won't work against a player who regularly uses AT.

Then it's perfect.

You're playing as the US?

The Byzzys shouldn't be north of the Danube

fuck off gypos

Actually, that's Bulgaria

el magayANO...

What exactly are you complaining about?

Oh

Bulgaria shouldn't own Anatolian land

>letting g*rms spread into Slovene and Czech land
>the ugly shape of the country
>CYRILLIC

Actually, that's Byzantium

what is that one state covering poland/balts/balkans/anatolia supposed to be, exactly?

this but unironically

see

>tfw your wife's son is brown

>implying there is anyone white in this general

>cousin wakes me up by rubbing her feet on my face
oh great now i got a raging boner i can't get rid off even after 30 minutes. thank you, i really do.

i am white

Nice grand strategy game.

fuck now i'm hard too

Argentina doesn't count as white

I'm actually a (((chosen man))) mixed with some more mediterranean mongrels.

>cousin
male/female? how old? he/she play any gsg?

>implying I was being in any way ironic

> rubbing her feet
>hurr male or female

Is there any furry gsg?

How do I get a job at Paradox?

Finish a videogame development university, then send your curriculum to Paradox.

CHOSEN MAN
LEAD ME BY THE HAND TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND

Why do people say chinese people are insects?

>assuming gender based on pronouns
this not /pol/ bigot

why did his parents let him wear a fetish collar
where did he even buy that

PLC

Jap defense force. Look around you, this website was founded by weebs for weebs.

>mommy didn't peg you while daddy had his dick down your throat while your mouth is held open by a gag ring

Someone had a shit childhood.

Because they are

Hivemind society
Willing to eat anything feasible, including smaller insects
Adapted to live under conditions that normal humans aren't (i,e: living in giant smog clouds)
Die by the millions if not billions and yet come back every time

Numerous and emotionless like bugs that all look the same.