/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #418

Wtf I'm gay? Edition
Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>You don't want to miss the promised day!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Natsuki!

Pushing your homoshit again? Fuck off already.

Your doki but she's a muslim!

Aaaand bye

kinda up there for tf2 engineer

Monika!

I hope she's ready to have her holy land reclaimed

She's a pretty bad one in that case

Dokis wearing hijab when?

Lolika!

If anyone is still interested I am still working on the Monika after story addon mod.

I have been very busy and have little time to work on the mod, but I intend on wraping up the prototype by sunday.

Would you still love Yuri if you found out that she goes out at night to kill women and children for shits and giggles?

Yee

People been asking for you.

>Doki Doki Quaranic Literature Club
>Your doki but she's a violent Ba'athist

Thanks for the update. I'm looking forward to it!

yes_

yuri isn't herself when she's hungry

Good afternoon, everyone.
Welcome once more.

Word of the thread is "corrupt"!
Alternatives are 'power' and 'launch'.

So, similar to the activity between a couple dokis in Act One where they both write about the word "beach" and compare their poems, we do the same! Basically you take one of the words (ideally the first one, but that's up to you) and write a poem with it as your theme or topic. You could also use it as your inspiration or something similar, but again, that's up to you! You get the idea though.
Everyone is more than welcome to join in regardless of skill level. It's really fun, I promise! And whether you decide to write or not, it would be really great if you guys replied to a few of the poems posted. A lot of work goes into them and they mean a lot to people, so I'm sure they'd all really appreciate it!
Well, get out there and have fun everyone! I'm looking forward to reading them all!

Monika!

And what does she eat? Human hearts? Fucking psycho bitch...

Feed her then. I'm sure your pen is full of protein.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Corrupting Monikanon from a pure, cute boy into a corssdressing sissy! Making him never cum from having his cock touched,
only prostate stimulation! Making him your girlfriend by force!

Getting sick and taking 5 classes changes your priorities. But I will finish it.

Don't be too disappointed if she still feels like a bot. All I have done so far is make her around 10-20% more talkative than normal.

Slow down user I'm writing my muslim story!
>Slowly begin seeing her less
>She's cutting classes! Not joining me to go down the hill
>I still go to Muslim club though, idk why. I kinda just liked listening to the speakers talk about either the weird bible stories or about What they ate for Eid lol
>One day she comes back to Muslim club
>Brings some tall white dude
>Oh no
>She gives him a kiss before they sit down
>Wow, okay
>Start talking to her less because lol I was a child and I was understandably salty
>She ended up SHOWING me tits and ass senior year and we're cool now. Never got past that though
Although, after all that (and probably other BS I've omitted) I stayed in Muslim club. I was basically their "Look! We accept everyone! Not just Muslims!"

I want to adopt young dudeyori and raise him with monika!

Watching Memri TV with your Doki!

Your doki but Professor Oak built a sentry and it killed her

Sure would.

>that half pained half excited groan yuri makes when she stabs herself

I’ve never felt these kinds of feels before

I can only love the pure of heart.

Sure.
Doesn't mean I wouldn't try to stop her, though.
Also, where do you find children outside at night?

Time for details. I went to the clinic in my town like I said I would after my classes. I lied about me thinking Dokis are the cause who wouldn't, but I did complain about my nausea and shit. Finished up, got my prescription, and got the fuck out. Gonna stop thinking about Dokis and doki-related stuff now, and that means getting the hell out of this general.

I hope those other two anons take action and get some medicine, over-the-counter seems like a fine alternative if you're too autistic, I just went straight to the Doc to make sure I didn't have cancer or some dumb shit. Stay safe ddlc

Nobody said that these women and children were outside. Only that Yuri goes out at night to kill them.

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See ya, user. Or not

So you were the token? Could be worse.

Don't forget her user
but good luck in your future

Your favorite doki but you're boxing her in the bathtub.

Reminder that JoJo memes are useless against the best girl

>Manyori
This is not okay.

Yea! The token spic_ kid in the club!
I won't say I didn't have a good time. I will say I ate a lot of halal chicken in my time there

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Natsuki!

thats not even funny

>implying

So how would Monika possessed Sayori act?

>Those gay as fuck earrings.
I agree. Sayori would never wear shit like that.

Well, thanks for the boner my man
Sayori lookin kinda fuckable

But she isn't best girl. There is no such thing in DDLC. All are equal.

>He just pulls her back in and she dies
Why is this so funny this is wrong >:(

Monika lewds or Sayori lewds or Monika lewding Sayori?

She always looks fuckable

>Hey look at me I'm such an airhead I don't have a single thing to worry about in my life except I'm actually a depressed piece of shit heeheeahaha now watch me hang mys-URK!

Why the hell would someone do this?

I promise I'm not trying to doompost, but did we get way slower really quickly over the last week?

Sayori Lewds

Can we get the good ending by having all the dokis fuck each other instead of MC-kun?

Lolika lewds AND Loliyori lewds

strawpoll.me/14918936/r

Looks like we know what we're watching next weekend!

How is everyone? Want to chat? Want to share some writing?

The flavor-of-the-month wave is finally over, I think.

Every day there is at least one heretical thread like this one.
We need to tighten our background checks for OP's. This heresy needs to stop!
Someone should make this picture into a "It says you're a heretic" meme

Need to forget if it's gonna gave my stomach from killing me. I guess it's like deleting them in a special kind of way

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Are you sure about it?

At least it will be fun

>not just writing wholesome fanfiction about whichever doki(s) you want to

>Who Killed Captain Alex?
Action is coming.

When are we gonna watch it, user?

Are these captions accurate or just a joke.

Well yeah, but brunette w green eyes is patrician tier

Green eyes in general are the choice of patricians.

>not red hair and green eyes
Now if only they didn't have those damn freckles...

Any Yurifriends who actually have no interest in romance and would prefer to not ever have a girlfriend or wife or whatever, not even an interest in lewd stuff, with your feelings for Yuri being an exception to that? Any Yurifriends who secretly think about being chased by Yuri?

Most of them are legit

Your doki but she becomes a monster doki! What sort? How does she react?
How do you react?

I'm thinking a week from today, but if too many anons have to be somewhere on Saturday then I'll make it Saturday night. Then they shouldn't have to worry about staying up late.

>Throwing away Yuri's love
You are a faggot of the highest echelon!

>red hair and green eyes

MY MAN! Freckles are optional for me.

>not blonde hair with green eyes
Also,
>dissing freckles

It's not like it's the first time I've done it. I really need to redo Natsuki and Yuri at some point.

>Freckles are optional for me.
No, they are mandatory

I only saw cyrano de bergerac, did I miss a movie night?

ddlc watched Koe no Katachi, I believe.

That's actually really handy user, means I can join in if it's nighttime your end!
Cheers Mate!

>tfw yuri looks like my wh*rish ex
Having some dejà vú's over here...

How is the species chosen?

cursed image

Was anyone else here in their high school's poetry club?

>>dissing freckles
I always will if they look like this: All red-haired, green-eyed people I know either have no freckles or they look like God Himself cursed them with permanently dirty skin

Monika possessing Sayori!
Monika going through Sayori's memories!
Monika finding a ton of new things to tease you about!
Now, from this point onward, it could go several ways.
Either Monika returns to her own body and uses her newfound knowledge to lovingly tease you.
Or she starts insulting you as Sayori in a way that really gets to you every time so you start fucking hating her (maybe even choking her yourself) like Monika always wanted.
In short, things could go horribly wrong.

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This is my mommy. Say hi to her!

>tfw there were no "clubs" in my school.
Feels bad man. European high schools don't seem to be as fun as american ones

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>blond hair with green eyes
Literally never seen that in my life. All green-eyed people I've met are either gingers or have brown hair. All the blonds I've met are either blue or brown eyed

What's wrong with the other two?

It's your favorite
She doesn't know that's how it's determined though

My high school didn't have one, and even if it did, I probably wouldn't have joined because I thought poetry was gay back then. Shit, my university doesn't even have one on the main campus.
I get where you're coming from, but I've always found freckles cute. Little imperfections like that only make me find a girl more attractive.

Nah, it has been noticeably slower. I think this might be one of the few times where I managed to get some decent sleep and didn't miss much.
I kinda like it, though. It can be pretty comfy.