/twg/ - Total War General

This one was first, so use this.

what do bretonnian knights taste like
no one cares about your blogposts teethman

What faction lets me play Astolfo?

But muh skelly knights
>was first
this one was nerd

look at the time created u dotard

Bretonnia

Post Graces

Stop splitting the thread just so you can post your fucking animu shit you faggot

This is how it dies

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THE THREAD LONG DIVIDED MUST UNITE against china fags

Who is the ideal tomb king?

ACTUAL THREAD

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Correct. The day when historybros and fantasyfriends unite against the chinksect hordes is upon us

I see an injustice being committed

>6 replies
>20+ replies
really makes me think

I like Bretonnian posting, footboi.

/twg/ secretly loves traps

youtube.com/watch?v=ovUh4Quig2E

Fuck off chink apologist

For The King,
For The Lady,
For Bretonnia.

>threadwars
>getting off a guy getting raped/tormented

WITH THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE

>when chink lovers have a meltdown because nobody picks their thread
*breathes in*

To be honest I got tired of Kangz really quickly
>Settra 60 turns
>Arcuck 75 turns
Can't see myself going back for another campaign anytime soon

I'm just gonna watch and laugh. This is the future you chose.

i got bamboozled into going there, never again

>I HAB DE HI GRUND

>threadwars

He shitposts, in the younger thread with the bait OP.

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post screenshots

It is turn 157

I've been fighting a guerilla campaign war against Grimgor in the deserts of Araby. He is the Number 1 power with nearly 40 settlements, and I am playing as Tomb Kings. I am heavily outnumbered and have been ambushing, razing his cities, and winning heroic victories to simply stay alive. This war has gone on for 50 turns and shows no signs of slowing down. All of my allies have abandoned me.

does anybody have that picture of various LLs from TWW laughing at dawn of war 3 being 50% off?

>ambushing, razing his cities
>implying Greenskins give a shit about their """"cities"""""

Is anyone actually going to play Britannia?

>orcs
>cities

sounds fun

Is it explained anywhere why or how you can get multiple versions of the same RoR for Kangz?

1-5 huns
6-9 WHITE huns
0 twg decides for me
does attila rollchart even exists btw?

How do you take advantage of Tretch's treaty breaking bonus if no one will write treaties with you after your first backstabbing?

aye, mining and drinkin beer dudes are best.

R E I K S G U A R D _ _ _ _ _ _ _

You can't, it's a meme bonus.

B I G ' U N S

Killers

boyz

FOOTMEN

That....that fucking sucks dude what the hell. If he got some kinda campaign bonus that brings him back to neutral that would be perfect.

>try to fire up Attila
>glance through the factions
>turn the game off
Why is Attila so horrifically boring. I can recognize that it's superior to Rome 2, but I can't get into at all.

Can we agree that the underway mechanic is pretty shit? Tunnel traveling races should simply be able to walk through mountains. Battles that take place inside them would use the underway maps.

>spearmanii or spearmanii game
No wonder it's boring

No, shut up, CA has worked hard on everything and deserves our support.

Knights?

what is the lore reason for me not being able to confed other skellies

F E R A L C A R N O S A U R S (H A L B E R D S)

Stubbornness is what's keeping them alive.

too lazy to make the confederation rules for settra specific to him

First for gaslighting reddit and making Grace's life more difficult!

Tomb Kings all hate each other and only stopped fighting because grandpappy Settra woke up and bitchslapped them all back into line.

Dark ages are incredibly boring in general. It's all just hordes of barbarians and settled barbarians and degenerates larping as non-barbarians.

but ones a nordic and the other is gothic user

(for a dwarf)

CA wanted to make Settra unable to confederate with anyone but realized that meant the whole Tomb King race will share the same trait because they share the same table in the database

i.e No lore reasons

Was getting ambushed a part of your plan?

Why is my Scull Screaming Catapult has 187 missile damage and other tomb king faction is 223? And I have 3rd tier skill for missile damage.

OF COURSH

LMAO tyrone get ur shit together

Difficulty level.

Skaven army comp is on point.

What did the Dawi do with their elf prisoners during the War of the Beard?

>not using a recruitment cheat
lmao brainlet

They didn't take prisoners

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Probably wrecks face in auto-resolve, I think Skaven got their auto-resolve power buffed as well.

Why is she lying in yogurt?

Well considering the Tomb Kings are various rulers from across nehekharan history that all woke up as skeletons at the same time, many of whom who ruled the area of land, I'd imagine there's more than a few legitimacy issues in the way of confederating.

user, that aint yogurt.

Oh wow Greenskins are actually doing what they're supposed to be doing now

Dwarves don't take prisoners laddie, least of all some whiny knife-ear.

Milk isn't that thick, don't try to fool me.

Who the fuck would lay on mayonaisee? That's fucking disgusting.

give it ~30 turns, the dwarfs still win regardless

mfw I just scrolled through the WH2 global achievement stats and realized that barely half of the 670,000 people who own the game have played a campaign for more than a few hours.
I know strategy is kind of a niche genre these days but it's still depressing.

They slaughtered all the elves they found.

Dwarfs are not in the business of taking prisoners.

>allied with WE

So she's trying to clean up glue with her tongue? That isn't healthy.

Reminder to enjoy your favorite Total War setting and let others enjoy theirs as well!

That kind of makes them evil then.

>Get attacked
>Send envoys instead of attacking
>Elves assault envoys in the most heinous way imaginable to a dwarf
>They are the evil ones

I love the elf internet defense force.

The silver lining is that all those people are funding your games but have no say in said games post-release.
Also it's like that for nearly every game.