ded thred edition
>Blue Zone changes
eurogamer.net
>Detailed map of Erangel/Miramar with loot highlighted
pubgmap.io
>Flight path calculator
planepath.net
>Player and weapon stats
pubg.me
>More stats
pubgtracker.com
op.gg
>Discords
discord.gg
discord.gg
>PUBG Wiki
battlegrounds.gamepedia.com
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en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
First for use the form before blogging
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When are they going to implement the banning sweep and other updates?
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>be euro
>go play squads on american server
>first thing i hear is
>team let's go kill some niggers
Okay, just had a weird bug. Turned a corner and encountered a player, and killed them... it was friendly fire. But they had no marker over their head. Even worse, i was unable to help them up, as far as my client was concerned they were an enemy player. Naturally the rest of my team screamed about how much of a noob i was and gunned me down before i could speak.
>only streamers use obs
dumbshit obs is the best for recording, it also has a wsy better replay buffer that btfos shadowplay in every way
When people reconnect tothe game for whatever reason, their icon spazzes out to the corner
It's quite annoying, but scheduled to be fixed with next patch
Man, chinese are shits. Squad game... about 10 minutes in, then one of them was saying "i like gun, you give me" and i was like "what" they turn on me, but i had a shotgun, and one shot them. Then the rest of the team started screaming "report, i report you!"
>proning in extremis behind a shitty counter to avoid the mother of all hails of bullets, then managing to get up just in time to kill the fucker
I love that stupid game for its John Wick moments.
Oh wait no it's not going to be fixed, but they're looking into it
>from prone
>ads
>has time to sway his body
these guys are good, ill never be able to match this.
How did you not take any damage from that jump?
it's a feature
I don't think any gun has saved my ass quite as much as the S1897
Why do you enjoy this pathetic excuse for a game?
Emergency bump. If we keep dying people will make even more fun of us
Losing is fun!
What if you have an "up to" 5 mbps down, "up to" 0.4 mbps up connection?
Is that reasonable cause to post a blog here?
>what is ping
Here you go.
en.wikipedia.org
How can PUBG implement waifus?
Scrap model customization, add pre-customized models and give them names.
God, what a boring fucking game. Jumped after a quad of 4 and followed them down but they fucking disappeared almost immediately. No idea where they went and the prison they jumped at was completely untouched. Went like 20 minutes without seeing fucking anybody. Circle starts closing in on a bridge and the beach. Gets down to five guys and I get shot without ever seeing one fucking soul or firing a single fucking bullet all game. What a shit fucking game.
nice fucking balance lmao
Learn to figure out if a circle can fit into a 1km square.
This new spawn system completely fucked my ability to load into a game, before it took maybe 5-10 seconds and now I'm loading in as the plane takes off, sometimes halfway through the route.
What the fuck?
Kill yourself
Wow that was a very interesting post, can't wait for your next one
>final 10 in duo
>game just completely locks up, can't move, still see the map updating though
>ALT+F4
>"Do you want to join again?" FUCK YES I WANT TO
>get spawned at the old Erangel starting area
>still can't move, look around or anything
Thanks, bugged piece of dogshit.
hate this racist fucking country
Stop replying to your own blogs
FUCK #2 place
nearly got my first chicken dinner only six hours play time into this game
Was pretty fun tho
He should have tried to jumping head punch you. I've been getting lucky with that myself lately.
>patch adds a new bug
>again
I don't even mind them anymore because it makes dinners more special
how many kills
>GOOKhole does it again!
Honestly this.
Getting a few seconds away from a dinner makes it all the more satisfying when you blast some slant eyed shitheel and grab the win.
I want the chinese to leave
4
sorry
>:(
>can't get matched with girls on dating app
>can't get matched with girls on PUBG
;_;
>am bad
>game must be bad
New [dimly lit snow covered tundra] map when
In what situations would I want the DP? Usually I drop a UMP/Uzi for it, but it feels too inaccurate to be doing more damage than either of them.
should I buy pubg or is it still a glitchy mess with chinks everywhere?
When you have no other AR
it's certainly not esports ready. they'll have to make a ton of changes if they want the competitive scene to pick it up.
Its fun. Get it.
Glitches are minor at worst (most of what people think are glitches are from their toaster or potato connection) and chinks are localized to TPP which is an unfun garbage mode
Webm unrelated
>play squads with mates
>have to shit real bad
>give all my gear, ammo and guns to mates, go afk in a bath
>take big ass shit
>come back, died to playzone
>mates still make #1
feels good not to be a shitter
>literally shits during the game
>not a shitter
whoooosh
Reminder February 5 is the day that PUBG gets it's hero back!
The amount of casuals today is astounding.
free kills everywhere.
So I played Fortnite and thought it was average.
Is this any better? The lack of prone position in Fortnite triggered me hard.
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I have 130 hours in PUBG and am not sick of it, meanwhile I got bored of Fortnite after 10~.
Feels good to have not donated so much as a fucking dime to a single youtube or twitch celeb. Triggers me hard to see people making a living out of this shit.
>im an unemployed NEET who hates others for making money
i didnt think people said this uniroincally WEW LAD
>let me make assumptions
Kek. Must feel good masturbating your ego whenever you donate to some fag who sits around playing games all day.
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CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG
wow xenophobic much??
Would read again, very thought provoking
I like my new look.
The bandwidth needed for games is less than 100 kbps. As long as that data can get through, your ping will be fine.
This has far more depth than fortnite.
Black Dynamite
Close...
>muh hide and seek
>muh depth
Both games are CoD light, CoD and Battlefield have more depth
Should people born in china be considered human?
It depends, are they frogposters?
Thanks for the shitpost.
CoD offers better gunhandling and actually is about quick 2 minute skirmishes and not 30 minutes of running around playing a game of who spots who first.
how do i shot guy before he shoot me
Play from an internet Cafe in Beijing
Pool's closed due tochinks
>Chinks
>Human
watching replays is quite helpful
got to last 3 dudes last game and rewatched the replay
>1 of the guys was prone 5m infront of me at the start of 5th circle, could have easily killed him if i saw
>2 guys were easy kills if i aimed for headshots with my Kar, i hit every shot i took but because ive been uncertain with if they were even landing i never even attempted head shots
>the guy that killed me was standing out in the open and if i had alt looked i couldve seen him, scoped him and killed him easily
theres so many obvious things when you watch from a spectator perspective.
Also, how do i get better at seeing people prone on the ground? i see streamers pick people out like its nothing but i clearly have issues with it. Is there a pattern or certain colours to look for?
>Killed by shroud
Region lock when?
>land on hotspot
>shit like this happens
>dont drop on hotspot
>dont see anyone until end game
PUBG...
Stop being so Xenophobic, it's in there culture man. You have to respect different cultures in 2018
>land in hot spot
>only gun i can find is a Kar
>die immediately
Eventually
>Find a Kar early in a low activity area
>never see a single person the rest of the game
>die to zone
Finally
>have opportunity to use the Kar
>No fucking clue how to aim since its literally the first time im shooting someone with it despite picking it up several dozen times in the past
>miss every shot
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>full health
>find level 3 chest armor and SKS in one room
>turn to leave
>guy rounds corner and hipfires AKM at me
>first 2 bullets out of gun hit me square in the head
>dead before my brain even registers he exists
whew
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simple epic. bravo to the FUCKING GUY who said "yo, looting animation is a good idea right?".
Probably saved me some times, but the times it fucked me over does not compensate.
Doesn't look like it would have hit anyway
would've just scraped the top of that dudes helmet
he places the head exactly on the center of the hole in the wall what the fuck?
>1 week in
>100 deaths
> 2 kills
>squad leaves me
>brother alienate me
Whatever. I don't need anybody but myself the rest of you can burn in the deepest part of hell.
That's why grownups aim for center mass.
Fuck 'em. Solo is the only way to go.
Hell, tonight I wiped a squad in 1-man with a DP-28. Fun fact: cars explode.
I marked the head with white but made it too big, either way it looks like a toss-up between missing or grazing the helmet
ALSO FUCK OFF CAPTCHA WHICH PRETENDS IT WASN'T SOLVED WHEN IT WAS