Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Maiev!!

there is literally nothing wrong with first picking butcher into arthas sonya brightwing

open ticket to blizzard and ask them to merge your accounts. worked for a mate

>first pick
>into
hmm...

>Nice come-back
You almost lost before even finishing quest I see.

there is literally nothing wrong with last picking butcher into tlv greymane alexstrasza

well with only one death early its not like i was struggling to complete it. our comp just didnt have much before 16
you know what i meant

>31k XP
Topkek. GG m8.

How do you properly play TLV?

DEER
PUSSY

>butcher with 0.25 kills against vikings
HOW

Play Starcraft and Warcraft 3 with their expansions first. NO CHEATING.

I bet he laned mid in the deathball all game.

there are so many things wrong with this image

I did that, they told me that they can't move HotS accounts so the WoW account would have to move but I'd lose all my mounts/pets/etc coz they're bound to that acount.

get a strong 4 man, dont draft them into hyper solo laners like zag, maintain soak without pushing waves early on, do not die unless it benefits your team (sacing olaf to save someone else etc), take mercs when you can and push with them. it's mostly just a compilation of tons of gamesense and having your team rotate if your lanes get pushed hard. watch the mini map for rotations etc. watch a grubby video or something he explains it better

Poor Li-Ming. He got 4 retards.

their butcher NEVER went to kill my vikings. he just stayed mid fighting all game. i lost one vike to him when i pushed the core with all 3 vikings and didnt have play again ready

38 meat

Huh, don't often see Malthael's going for that ult. Can't even remember the last time I saw it.

I expected Maiev to be more assassin...as I expected Garrosh to be more warrior instead of an NBA player.
Like invisibility, long range teleports, heavy single target damage.
And what the fuck is this?

>Average Stitches Player

I see it whenever I go Muradin, because I always go with Haymaker if I face Maltheal as Muradin.

>Stitches
>Clearly playing ETC

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I'm leveling all ly Heroes to 15. Got 43 level 15+ so far and I'm starting to level heroes I'm not very good at. I need advice on Xul and Gul'dan hots. Vs what do you pick Xul ? What's his best build?
And about Gul'dan how agressively are you supposed to play him positionning wise?

WTF, her arms are clearly bigger than his, how can he even get a boner with that much estrogensoy in his veins?

>her

Oh fugg i've managed to avoid any gay porn on the internet so far. Fuck you hotsg, you limey fucks.

>You keep fucking and I'll keep ROCKING

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>playing trying to get back to plat
>accumulate about 700 rank points
>in que for over 10 minutes
>have to pee
>figure can go really quick
>run back
>i'm first pick
>try to click any hero, game slows down
>dc'd
>now on demotion game

Kill me

baby bladder loser

lvl 104 nova, this i gotta see

holy fuck

delete fucking hanzo right now

what a fucking bullshit hero

>Like invisibility, long range teleports, heavy single target damage.

Well that's your fault for having completely stupid and unrealistic expectations huh?

It's actually impressive how Blizzard managed to make Maeiv's kit feel like a proper WC3 Warden without being able to copy/paste any of her original abilities because of Zeratul.

Yeah, hots devs might be sjw cucks but they're by far the best at their jobs both at blizzard and mobas in general.

This skin motherfucking when??

one of the worst novas i ever saw
great

I don't think they're SJWs. They put the ladies in extremely skimpy outfits. There are certain corporate quotas about diversity and inclusion that every big corporation is being "coerced" into conforming to. I think the Heroes team is doing a great job considering how oppressive the current social climate can be.

>hots devs
>sjw cucks
think once before you speak

>tassadar exists
>probius exists
now that I think about it, they should probably swap those two guys' kit around and try a revamp

You're right. I always forget how bad things are over there in the usa. Our politicians here in Europe are much more cucked but the media and the everyday joes don't give a fuck. In the US the media/movie/gaming industry live in a parallel universe where there are 32 genders and trannies are normal "people".

The only fuckable one is the waldo looking bitch in the front row.

> 6 straight victories
> personal rank adjust still is -2

wtf blizzard

do NOT disrespect based Lana

Actually now that you mention it I'd much rather have my media be controlled by Marxists than my government. I guess in that way America is still lucky. Whereabouts are you in Europe?

blaze is such a shitty hero

can you refund them

Where the FUCK is Magatha?

Thats not thicc thats overweight you stupid amerifaggot

>thicc
holy shit kill yourself

This is the next jaina skin, apropiately named "old bitch jaina"

Where is she in the company picture?

red and white striped shirt first row

feels like they're trying to tank everybody down
about time desu hope it's intentional

>thicc
die pls

Man, Jaina really let herself go after stratholme.

t. sticcbois

I said she was the only fuckable one. "Waldo looking bitch"

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Just ban them.

>tfw no balance druid hero
>tfw no feral druid hero
>tfw no demonology warlock
>tfw no proper hunter (rexxar a shit)
>tfw no priest

>wowfags

That rump is ready for a roast. I'm talking candlelight, a nice glass of Sauvignon, and some barbecue sauce. Tatas ain't looking half bad either. She's pretty cute too.

September 2018

Harrison Jones playable when?

Delete Hanji
>Delete Genzo

But really
>Both characters used to be one character
>Blizzard decides to split them into two different characters
>fast forward to 2017, both are added to hots
>both are equally as annoying
>both are picked constantly
>both are bitched about constantly
>both are banned constanly
>almost as if they're actually just one character

What about Guardian Druid? Which specialization of Priest do you want? Tyrande kind of covers lesser heal, so I guess it would make sense for the next two to be Discipline or Shadow. What if it were a madness mechanic where they're a support but after acquiring enough madness they become an assassin?

I misread that as femonology warlock for a second.

Why is varian so retardedly fun?
Enemy has autoattacks
>Loltaunt alll day bro
Enemy has alot of tanks
>Lolfast attack like sonic XD
Enemy has squishies
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
= gg wp ez pez every time

Not true. Politicians don't have influence over your daily life. Trump or Marx doesn't really matter they will have the same policies dictated by lobbies. Medias on the other hand creates a climate that fucks with your daily life.

Yeah, I was going for a discipline priest since holy would resemble uther quite a lot. That madness thing sounds stupid desu.

There's something wrong with you go on

They need to add the Warcraft 3 druid unit that has the generic druid toolset then at 10 picks between Druid of the Claw or Druid of the Talon changing their stats and abilities.

>The Chad HotS developers
>The virgin LoL developers
Make it a meme

>implying it isn't already

I'm into that. Moonkin too

How would you do a shadow priest.

it's true that media often seems more in control, but it's the corporations and conglomerates that own them. NBC, twitter, and hollywood are just the faces of the seedy agendas of the companies that own them. I wish Teddy Roosevelt would rise from the grave to fix the environment, break up the banks, and diamante corporate monopolies and reestablish American tyranny

>that shitty quality image of lo-rez
They even ruin their team photos.

I want to adopt that chink on the HotS picture as my wife

>Hi-Rez pic is low res
pottery

>the team that brought you ardent censor

where are the hot pictures of tyrande?

Why would I share pictures of my wife?

because i've been fucking her for over 10 thousand years

Malfurion, stargazing is not "fucking." This is why night elf women are going to human males like me.

Tyrande is a retarded slut and should go and die

>This is why night elf women are going to human males like me.

who the fuck is mayev?

This is pretty much the definitive, hot Tyrande pic.

hnnnnnnnggggggggg

maybe next year