CSGO General - /csgog/

Do you miss me yet Edition

>Shitpost
youtube.com/watch?v=3AYhFfZC7Zw

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csesport.com
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
prosettings.net/cs-go-pro-settings-gear-list/

FIRST FOR MONKEY NOISES

Reminder faze are /ourguys/

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nth for GFuel

Navi won't get 10 rounds this BO3.

Who /comfy/ here?

Reminder c9 are /ourguys/

jesus christ s1mple how can you be so shit even with cheats?

If you could dedicate yourself and not be a turbo shitter with aim I would miss you actually.

niko choke

*shakes mouse violently*

Reminder that people in /csgog/ are literal silvers
I bet there`s not a single Global here other than me

HE DOES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN

STOP MISSING P1MPLE

Why she grab the D?

flush yourself reddit

what's the fork for?

faze vs simple the game

Screencap this post

razerboi

wow bold predictions bro nobody would see that coming omg you madman

>p1mple goes from nova awp to god tier within 2 rounds

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actually SK winning their 3nd major

>hue hue hue in the background
Kill those monkeys!

>sk not winning finals
you people never learn

The "lulululululululu" quietly in the background is fucking killing me.

Why does everyone meme Na'Vi being good on inferno? Even Thoorin and Leechard Rewis think so

Someone should kick these wooping injuns out of the crowd.

fucking jungle niggers

>Even Thoorin and Leechard Rewis think so
whoa two novas think something that is wrong, shocking

Analysts just look up the stats to look informed
Check hltv and you will find why they think so

woah man, bold picks

FUCK SAKE LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKS
I LOST MY HDD WITH ALL THE MEMES
POST CLASSIC CSGOG MEMES NOW I NEED THEM

Wow you predicted all the favorites to win. You're a real Nostradamus.

Secret is that no one gives a shit about the Golden Pick'Em if all the favorites win because it's no longer rare.

neck yourself

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nice try rebbit but you won't see our meme database

this post isn't aging well

>these smokes from navi
>this is their best map
>faze actually choking

yeahhhhhhhhh I wonder why everyone was crying yesterday when the frenchies got btfo

>exact same joke as yesterday

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lads what are some good things to get at taco bell? I haven't been in 10 years but got a craving due to being fat. I don't want recommendations for other stores.

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lolwut

>spot the sane person

who the fuck is the guy on the far right?

>c9
are they retarded?

Is this real

ynk knows the script

Richard Lewis, newfag.

I expect clown 9 from Moses but the rest of them are being retarded

DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING CRY WITH THAT PICTURE MY DUDE

me
announcer

Yanko confirmed the only smart person there

he's on the far left

where did it all go so wrong bros?

more like the only one who doesnt know it

Did they lululululu guy get removed?

They stopped listening to Pronax

saving his screeches for c9

Just took a fucking crazy shit boys.

our guys may not have won the game
but they have won our hearts

fuuck why can’t I have skin like flamie

nice job man

>.gif
hi ribbit

Thorin

what type

>baiting a shot from simple's wallhack
nice

this lmao
what a stupid cheater

like a 2/3 followed by an extensive 5/6 mixture

>took a shower
>ran a bunch of errands
>first game of the series STILL isn't over

I really don't remember CS being this slow.

navi crumbling

*henry phews*
stop

what does "score" mean?

all they had to do was not peek. dumb faze, too much addy

How many times they've had sex.

how many times they fucked smix

>score: B
what did they mean by this

Designated "Blowjob"

her cupsize

makes sense

Unfortunate

>just got LE against a team full of MGs
>went 13K/17D or something using nothing but a shotgun with music on
This game is awful.

BooBs

Would you rather
>watch device fuck Juliano
or
>Fuck device

watch device fuck felps

I'd make juliano watch device fuck me.

be devices shoes

whos map pick is inferno?

>Gay
and
>Definitely gay

Na'vi for some reason

Navi
HLTV said it was Faze when the game started for some reason.

Is smixx a slag just like pansy? What do we think boys?

Pansy is /ourgirl/
Smix is a slut

how dare you talk about pansy like that

pansy is a bro, not for sexing

pansy is a pisspig