/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #422

Monika, Chill Edition
Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>You really are better off alive.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Pf6ryU0YjV4
youtube.com/watch?v=RWyVhIBmdGw
youtube.com/watch?v=TYTt0-LpLbE
github.com/Backdash/MonikaModDev/projects/13
youtu.be/Hrr3dp7zRQY
youtube.com/watch?v=NrwsOuJ2VvY
youtube.com/watch?v=DNmBopO5J_s
youtube.com/watch?v=kfy9IKQ7oBI
youtu.be/a_XgQhMPeEQ
youtube.com/watch?v=autZufInfMo
youtube.com/watch?v=RFimfcIRGj8
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

I love her too

Aww. :)

too fast i think

>ywn have a natsuki gf
why live?

Sayori's magic boobs!

Sayori is so cute! She is for pure loving!

I do have a Natsuki gf, user. She's in here.

I love my wife.

Natsuki!

That's not my wife. That's my mommy!

Is the user that's doing this going to continue?

Son???

Hello everyone, and good afternoon~
Welcome back to the poetry club!

Word of the thread is "diamond"!
Alternatives are 'preemptive' and 'plight'.

If you would like to try writing a poem, consider using our thread's theme word so everyone can share our poems and compare how we handle this topic.
And if not, that's totally okay too! It's just a suggestion! In case anybody is new and doesn't know, this is to encourage both beginners and veterans to try their hand at poetry~!
Basically just pick a word and use it as your theme or topic! Though you totally don't have to and this is just a suggestion.
Also, maybe you could try to comment on one or two other poems that get posted! I'm sure everyone would really appreciate the feedback!
Have fun, everyone!

Early threads are bad. Ignore until it's time, ahaha.
Monika!

>Your doki
>A song that fits her character

Monika
youtube.com/watch?v=Pf6ryU0YjV4

Hugging and kissing Monikanon tenderly after a long day at school!

I love you. I hope you are doing well~

>inb4 Jerry Springer

...

Remembrances of spring as I sit on the front porch
in the middle of winter, this day warmer than most
Times of walking to class with not a care in the world
the sun beating upon my neck, basking me in warmth

Times before cigarettes and alcohol filled my nights
when I didn't have to resort to some harmful way of escape
I just want to go back to those warm days
and shed winter's chilling embrace

let me see you there
in sundresses, a smile on your face
let me bathe in the light of the sun.

youtube.com/watch?v=RWyVhIBmdGw

You only live once may be a normie meme at this point however it's still true. Live your life to the fullest and do your best to love every minute of it.

>forgetting the picture.
I've done this twice tonight and it's even more embarrassing the second time.

>Not feeling well, as always
>Mop around all day, depressed as always
>Surprise call
>It's Sayori!
>She knows from your voice something is not right
>Comes ring to your doorbell
>Walks you home, holding your hand gently
>Sits you in the living room and makes you tea
>Smiles at you and tries to talk about books with you
>She just knows
>Stops talking for a bit
>Gives you a warm, much needed hug after not managing to catch your attention
>Crying
>Lots of crying
>From both

Sayori...

I always found it funny that normies say that shit when they're about to do extremely stupid shit that could potentially even get them killed.

Ayo guys what we all up to then?

This is a pretty early thread as we didnt even hit 700+ on the last one

Blog post incoming.
In my daily life, it seems everyone is hostile or too busy.
But the Doki’s made me feel so welcomed.

I dread talking with family. People I work with either tolerate me or silently hate me.

I can relate to all the Doki’s inner pain.

This is the only comfy place for me.

Would you intruduce your Doki to your parents?

If my dad was less of a cunt, sure.

Yuri would need a long prep talk beforehand, but yes.

MINERVA

Where have your eyes gone?
Your favorite question

Pale whites
missing pupils

They were painted on once
The brush
more delicate
than the pick
and hammer
It could capture

the azure fire
floating around the rims
feeding star-eaters
at the center

You weren’t always
a marble monochrome
The skin

untouched
high hanging
Athens apricot
The dress


sewn yourself
doused in orchid
thistle kerosene
The armor
antique bronze
untarnished
slowly oxidizing
Look at you now

Your armor stripped
by burglars
Your dress burned
by the sun
Your skin debased
by time
But your eyes

What is it in them
in the vacancy
that turns the
spine of a man
to a tesla coil
of calcium
and collagen?

May your blindness
their blindness
be eternal
Minerva

If they don’t know
where you’re looking
they can’t know
what you’re thinking

youtube.com/watch?v=TYTt0-LpLbE

My mom would just be overjoyed that I'm actually seeing someone.
So no.

I have a big test to study for.
I hate talking with my family, they all yell at me and at each other, I don’t cry from it but, it really brings me down after awhile.

Earlier some user was posting the Doki’s rejecting the reader saying how gross it is to confess love so early. It hurt real bad. I didn’t reply but it did make me cry on the inside.

I don’t really want to do anything today but I must.

No, they don’t really know anything about me anyways. My mom talks too much and my dad always sounds hostile sometimes he doesn’t mean to come off that way but he is.
No he’s not military either just got an angry tone. He’s an old school soy boy.

In the last 10 years all the people close to me never met my family.
I want to keep it that way.

As a waifu or actual person?

As a waifu? My mom was always tolerant is slowly becoming an SJW-thing. Depends on which side she is, either she can find it adorable in a way, either I'll be hit with somethng something male fantasy of submissive girl something. Still thinking mostly she'll tell me to stop being a kid.

As an actual person? Eh, yes. Nothing really wrong with her, she'll find her cute, albeit she might be unnerved by us sharing similar problems.

Of course. Not that i have a choice, living in a small apartment with my mother.

Probably. I think my dad would be too stunned that a video game character came to life to really think through the implications of the fact that I wound up with a girl who was literally programmed to love me. He also cares pretty deeply about me being happy, and I'm sure that if Natsuki were real he'd care about her being happy too.

maybe if i could pass her off as Japanese. wouldn't have too much trouble hiding the fact that she's a video game character. But even then, there's still the language barrier...

Maybe she's the one user's wife and the other user's mommy?

You don't want a wife, you want a mommy you can fuck

Let's not forget that most people in our world would recognize her almost right away.

This poem had reallly good imagery and I liked the theme of it. I encourage you to seek to continuously improve.

>most people in our world would recognize her almost right away

This strikes me as doubtful. They'd probably recognize them as anime characters, but specifically who they are? Only extremely nerdy people would know that.

Shine on you Diamond
Burning with passion

Don't burn so hot!
Diamonds burn!

Turning what you were to not,
but rebirths you anew.

Now dull graphite, with alternate use,
be for all, not a few!

not where im from they probably dont even know what a visual novel is
so's long as i manage to get papers forged, should be no problem. now getting her a job is another thing entirely...

True. Still, gotta keep alert for rapists, stalkers and such. As well as you becoming paranoid to keep her safe from the bad eggs. Even worse, depending on where you live.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Thanks, user!
Thankfully it's the weekend so no school today, but quite a bit of homework.
I'm doing well though! I hope you are as well~

Oh, of course. If your waifu comes to life, it's like one of those hackneyed Hollywood movie plots where you need to hide them from everybody you can't trust, except that instead of the government trying to dissect them, you need to protect them from other waifufags abducting them.

...ALSO the government might want to dissect them.

Monika!

The original was so... sketchy that this didn't turn out too well. Taking requests!

I like it user! Can I request pic related of Monika hugging a resplendent quetzal plush?

How about Witch Monika?

n-natsuki?

I like it a lot, it's actually really cute. :)
What if Natsuki were with you when you went to check on Sayori and you were BOTH traumatized by it?

Got it! First come, first serve.

Holy shit!
>github.com/Backdash/MonikaModDev/projects/13
>Monika will suggest some movies that she could watch with the players. AI related movies would be good.
>This would basically be a bunch of timed statements and responses to the action. We could even include some facial expressions in there.
>Implementation-wise, we would want Monika to tell the player when to hit start. You should also be able to tell her that you paused/unpaused the movie. Especially for very long ones like 2001: A Space Odyssey.
>When you start the movie, it starts a thread with a timer. When the time hits specific value, it triggers canned responses.
We get to watch sci-fi movies with Monika and hear her commentary! Fuck yeah!

I can't believe we're gonna be able to invite monika to the next /ddlc/ movie night

I wish Monika the best but she also makes me feel complicated and unpleasant feelings. Anger. Hatred. Frustration. I really want to like her better, and I really do want the best for her, but my id just wants to forget she ever existed and be with Natsuki.

>tfw no giant Monika gf

Hey! Thanks for this.

Yes and I'm pretty sure my mom would be happy I got a girlfriend. She made a comment about telling me to get one like a week or 2 ago

>watching 1984 with monika
thats interesting
but, its just a project
the game wasnt updated since christmas

We honestly could. If it wasn't one of the movies on the list of ones she knows an user who's already seen it could do his own set out timed events and post it here as a submod. Maybe that's why they added a submod page actually.

thumbnail made me think she had The Big O's arms and legs

What's Monika so excited about /ddlc/?

It's because they're working on a big update for the next one. They're getting rid of the talk feature for a chat button that allows you to scroll through a list of conversations you're allowed to have with Monika instead of coming up with something and typing it out. I'm not a fan of the idea, but hopefully they either switch it back or someone makes a submod.

This shit been in the brainstorm page since december, fuck you for getting my hopes up for nothing.

...

Seeing your penis

She found Yuri's secret Reddit account where she posts nudes.

You here Teach?

Quick, I need your most comfy Sayoris it's for a friend I swear.

>wake up with a massive hardon
>almost go to play with it
>realize im on nofap
Natsuki better appreciate the hell I'm going through for her.

Your Baby pictures

Hey can you guys take back your shitposters? thanks, - /ksg/

You fucker

If you nofap for three years, she becomes real. You know in your heart that it's true.

Wish I could take care of that for you user

can i pretend to be said friend

She found user's porn stash and learned all his fetishes

>galaxyspark drew more Monika
Fuck yeah

...

Hey guys. Whether or not you know it, it's comfy hours right now.
Post your songs.
youtu.be/Hrr3dp7zRQY

I'm sure she'd appreciate it more if you masturbated onto pictures of her

A picture of (you) obviously.

youtube.com/watch?v=NrwsOuJ2VvY

...

youtube.com/watch?v=DNmBopO5J_s

stoned comfy emo hours

>Your Doki finding out your fetish but also trying to gain your attention more by appealing to it

Is it that time again, "Purple"/"This Side of You"-user?

...

Gonna repost a cute green I liked from a month ago.
>Mobika 337269 waits in line for her user
>asks for a coffee
>pays the guy in Dokidollars
>wait...
>she looks at him closer
>that's her user!
>Monika latches onto him and cries tears of pure bliss
>they both sell coffee to the other Monikas and encourage them not to give up on waiting

not as much a song as a collection, it's mainstream, it's simple, it's childish but at least it prevents me from going all kernel panic for tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=kfy9IKQ7oBI

>As more and more Monikas spill into our reality they get titles to distinguish them.
>Coffee shop Monika
>Black bow Monika
>Business tycoon Monika
>Monika Landings becomes a very important and prosperous company among the Monika community.
>Meanwhile everyone's trying to figure out where all these identical people have been coming from.

youtu.be/a_XgQhMPeEQ

>"You like maids that much?"
>"Well user I guess I can't complain
>"Or should I say... master?"

>drive down the street
>look at the sidewalk
>see 200 identical (cute) girls

youtube.com/watch?v=autZufInfMo

youtube.com/watch?v=RFimfcIRGj8

She just found a really good /ss/ doujin!

>What confuses the world governments more than the sudden serge of identical cute girls is the men they seem to be attracted to.
>An investigation was about to be taken place, however, major coffee companies such as Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts payed off the government due to the rise in sales.