CSGO General - /csgog/

SEND THEM HOME Edition

>Shitpost
youtube.com/watch?v=3AYhFfZC7Zw

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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
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>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
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FAVELAS ETERNALLY BTFO

Post smix in this thread

First for ugly asian women

Stewie's hair is ugly af

Is NA smoke no longer a meme

>shroud streaming while C9 wins semis

I would fuck her with a paper bag on her head, thanks for cropping her face

th for triggered monkeys and and eurotards jelly of the one true world power

>that room

>cloud 9 actually has a decent chance against faze

Brs are blaming felps and coldzera on Twitter right now the melt down is fucking delicious

>Making money comfy at your home vs being with sweaty autists in some shithole surrounded by favelas

Can MLG host another major please thank you.

POST VIDEO

lmao

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/ourguys/ are in the finals my dudes

Korean moms are based

he has to sit in an uncomfortable race car seat and play the buggiest games for 12 hours a day just to get by lmao

>Fallen already crying about having to play 2 bo3
SOMEONE SCREENCAP I'M FUCKING CUMMING PATHETIC MOOOOONKEYS!!!!

Nature documentaries are graet

>just to get by
I know you don't actually think he's just scraping by. Sorry you work a shitty job and watch people online succeed at everything you've dreamed of.

POST THE TWITTER MELTDOWN SALT

twitter.com/FaZe_rainCS/status/957440226305200129

fpbp

Based fucking Rain

where da uma delicias at my dudes

It's true. Faze will win 2 games 16-3 or something and everybody will feel bad.

Sent back home

so based he can't even come up with anything on his own

Post more fucking Smix fml

so is felps going to get killed by ms13 since he no longer wants any part of sk

>proceeds to lose
Hope the likes will be worth the karma

He's joining 100thieves

gross no

where is the proof

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i wish there were some pics of her mom
she's a total milf

>ms-13
>brazilian
I know you like spewing shit from fox news, but get your shit together

cabrĂ³n

Imagine being shroud sitting at home streaming whilst your former team suddenly starts achieving results the moment you get kicked out lmao

I love how no name shitters reply to Thorin on twitter personally as if he gives a shit what any of them say lmao

he has 26k viewers on twitch rn just watching one random dude

i'm sure he is doing fine

Could have been him but he wanted to be a lazy sack of shit

>the only way America can win is payoff other teams to lose

>Getting this triggered over people fucking with that autist
Favelas are pretty low, but are Thoorin's faniggers, dare I say, even lower?

he probably doesn't care, he was always spineless and shied away from competition

so i only got 2 shit cases so far. was hoping for at least a cobble case this year. maybe next major ill get one

Don't SK live in LA?

Even if C9 win the major he will make more money this year streaming

yes

Imagine making more money than the pros who are at the top of their game. A reason that people in the pro scene were critical of him was because they knew he was coming out ahead of them monetarily while fucking them over professionally. Shroud never gave two shits about doing well in CS.

>c9 v skg major thread is on the front page of reddit
are we famous now 4chanredditors?

Being a lazy sack of shit is awesome

How could you take that post to imply I was triggered? I'm just laughing at these people

>Underage kids who take the opinion of that turbo pseud seriously like its from the bible itself

Thooriniglets are somehow worse IMO

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he's making literal millions just sitting on his ass playing video games casually, you think he cares?

Its not fair at all that C9 had to play a team that already got to warm up with a match, not sure how they overcame it, but they pulled it out still. Shit should be fixed. Not fair for c9 to have to come in cold vs a warmed up team

>warmed up

are you literally retarded, I hate falevas but this is 100% valid problem

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lol every day i find myself "liking" this monkey less and less

>self hating monkey
ajajajajajjaaj

They had a rest day to compensate.

post this on reddit and hltv

They played a 5 hour exhausting BO3 right beforehand. It also takes time to prepare for those.

what I don't get is how he's so popular since he's somewhat boring

explanation?

>Self-hating
Clearly not, the ''I hate X but...'' is a old facade you dumb boludo

actually. if you put either tacos face on the spoon thatd be perfect (or coldzeras mom)

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our lads the ddks are casting the final confirmed

Well, I'm gonna have to put the stream on mute again!

All I got so far is this shit case.

I laughed out loud when I found out that /csgog/ refers to them as "ddk" and "nigger ddk"

clips.twitch
.tv/StrongPunchyChinchillaOSfrog
#SendThemHome

Sado and Henry on suicide watch

Black ddk is literally ddk but black

black ddk, not nigger ddk

welcome to csgog reddo enjoy your stay

what does her tattoo says?
I bet it is something in another language she cannot speak

um sweetie. no one calls BLACKED DDK nigger ddk. where are you sources

as cancerous as hltv is i'll take it over reddit anyday
there's no upboating of "hey guys look at the cool karambit i bought!!"

is tomorrow going to be a change?

no

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that chink speak really fucking does it, top kek

twitter.com/paszaBiceps/status/957447101474099200
kek fucking Niko

Instead of circlejerk by pretentious opinions like is on plebbit, HLTV is a circlejerk to see who gets more attention/replies by acting retard, and a community that gets its laughs for pretending to be retarded eventually gets crowded by retards who think they are in good company

Same cancer in both sides, just in different forms

Nigger can you read? You're just as dumb as the average BR

tbf c9 got the most rounds against them (aside from mouz) at ecs
i can see c9 taking a map if they win both pistols
but if both niko and rain show up, i really cannot see c9 winning it. we'd have to see skashittle toggle his microhacks and tarik dropping 30+

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true, but hltv knows it's shit. no one takes anyone's opinion seriously. hltv has better shitposting whereas reddit will try to incorporate a long-dead meme or something like that

KEK where are the monkey posters now? Shush chimp on suicide watch.

feels good to be American

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I WANT TO FUCK SEANG@RES
why did he get that azn wife? hes going to make la creatura

No, its not, people who pretend to be retarded 24/7 eventually become actual retards

Culture of loud shitposting for attention is no superior to loud obnoxious favelas who acts like monkeys because ''hue cancer'' culture

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2.25 on Faze winning 2-0, same odds as SK winning 2-0. Not bad.

how does a handsome guy like seangares get such an ugly wife?

5 star post nigga

hes a gamer beta. in a different age he would have been socialized right and gone on to great success. but he wasted his life playing videogames and ended up with an asian slut for his girl.

hes close to getting his phd or w/e so hes already set on life