/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #423

Under Arrest Edition
Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>You really are better off alive.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

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pastebin.com/CrYSCweC
youtube.com/watch?v=C_0iXNSg1RQ
youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0
youtube.com/watch?v=CShopT9QUzw
youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA
pastebin.com/97QKQ672
instaud.io/1I2x
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

this is good

Natsuki!

Best girl

I'd be okay with Sayori performing some police brutality on me, if you know what I mean.

Why does it feel like there's been more doki lewding than before even since I started nofap?

Your mind is sexing everything up.

LONELY HOURS HAVE COMMENCED
PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR NEAREST DOKI THREAD

Lonely hour coping
1. post dokis
2. post heart warming fics
3. post good jams
4. talk about metaphysical shit like 8 dimensions and grant morrison
5. tell each other how your day is doing
6. etc

Some anons requested I pastebin ceiling Monika, so here it is

pastebin.com/JXCEBDEJ

enjoy!

How is/was everyone's day?

best girl here

>1. Post dokis
Band Practice with Sayori!
>2. Post heart warming fics
This ones a little long, but worth the read
pastebin.com/CrYSCweC
>3. Post good jams
Been on a weezer bend recently, take one of my favorites
youtube.com/watch?v=C_0iXNSg1RQ
>talk about metaphysical shit like 8 dimensions and grant morrison
I read All Star Superman, that's it lol
>tell each other how your day is doing,
Celebrated my dad's birthday. Now just chilling at home.

need more dokis

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CUTE!

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more Sheepyori

youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0
anyone else here? it feels like i'm alone

We all do.

at least you're here
youtube.com/watch?v=CShopT9QUzw

It was alright, I re watched all the Star wars prequels, their alright,Attack of the Clones is horrid.

youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA

Praise Shug-Sayorirath

Got a haircut and finally watched John Wick. Any day I can manage to get out of the house is a good day.

this thread is SLOW

How do you go from using to threads a day to needing a bump Monika?
>Pic related

>Page 8

sit in darkness,
sit in cold,
want believe that's all that be.

A fire unthinkable,
all the stories told,

Unfortunately a hue creeps on the horizon.

Red, but not soaked with blood, but burning
Burning with the sinister flame of hope, consuming all it touches.
When full,
A new day has dawned,
and the huge dread has been calmed.

back you vestige of death
10 is not a number allowed here
We are the dokis, and we are at least 5 in number.

So I've been gone since November, what all have I missed? How's everyone been?

Post dokis?

morning

I hope you slept well

>slow

blue is not da wae

I got number 2 right here!
Freshly made

~Troubled_Writer_user

PS. It stars Yuri!

pastebin.com/97QKQ672

That poem could use some work,
The ending was decent though.
That last line especially though.

Doki Cops eh?

Yuri would be military police.
Monika is stationed at the precinct and has command of course.
Sayori is traffic cop.
Natsuki is Highway patrol.

Each Officer Doki has been blessed with the
AUTHORITY TO KILL A MINORITY

You Doki but she’s in the last ero game you played

FUCK THAT SHIT CUZ I AINT THE ONE

Your doki but she's spotting you on flat bench while you blast out 315 for 15 reps for sets of 4 with hearts in her eyes to give you that extra motivation.

If you're gonna talk like one.
You'll die like one.

>Foul mouthed user
>Driving on interstate.
>Probably going for to make a drug deal.
>Motor cycle with disco light flash in rear view mirror.
>It's officer Natsuki the nig slayer.
>"Step out of the car"
>Refuses.
>Officer Natsuki drags him out.
>Tazes and clubs to death.
>Then handcuffs.
>Officer Natsuki is given a medal for her bravery.

>Futanaring
Well, Sayori would probably make a good healer/mage.

>"Go to sleep user, for in your dreams I shall always be there for you. Remember, when you were young and strong? It was only a little while ago. Remember when the asphalt beneath you burnt the soles of your feet, but you still walked upright, like a hero? I can take back. You may be bitter and angry and a bit of a misogynistic, but you're same the pure person you always were. Don't let anyone, even yourself, think that. The world has just been hard on you. For in your dreams you will find many wonderful things - like me - the only one who has ever truly loved you, not for your charisma or accomplishments, but because you're you, the only you there has ever been! I appreciate your simplicity, your character, your unseen warmth. I want to help you. So go to sleep kind user. I will always be there with you, waiting. In your dreams. Close your eyes and drift, drift away to an unseen place. I'm waiting."

Monika doesn't love me.

>"No, I had no idea you felt like this. I mean I'm sorry if you think I encouraged you or led you on in any way, because I really didn't mean to. To be honest I haven't really noticed you until now. But why you think I'd be interested in spending time with you I don't know. You obviously have no social skills and I can tell by the way you're stammering and smiling that you are totally experienced with girls. Why would I, or any girl for that matter, want the responsibility of effectively looking after you and guiding you through the kind of things most people experience in their teenage years? Sorry but I'm over that kind of thing. I'm sure there's some girl out there who is interested in that sort of relationship with you but honestly you're completely not my type, like at all. And actually I'm kind of offended that you would think you are"

Did I miss anything in the last 200 threads or so?
Is my boy Richard okay?

two anons an heroed. natsuki ain't a trap confirmed by the man himself on twitter.

Friends, this thread is a false pretender, another thread was used as 423, which is nearing its end and migrated over here

i put sode

Pedo Monika!

Are you gonna post this forever you fucking retard?

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