Borkh can't scorch himself. His card text used to say "OTHER highest unit", but CDPR decided the cards shouldn't say what they actually do.
Anthony Jones
The only fun I have in this game at the moment is using offensive Vilgeforz when they have no cards left. Ciri Nova is the usual victim, but this past game I scorched a Succ.
Evan Ortiz
I get like 10 more or less MMR after each victory depending on the MMR of my opponent. That's quite substantial at 4K.
Evan Bailey
Shani.
Gavin Moore
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Dylan Lopez
Triss and Shani like older men.
Angel Lewis
>tfw we will probably never have Ciri game
Wyatt Stewart
>we don't need gwent refugees
Ian Scott
good, I'm sure they would make her lewd which is unacceptable
Nicholas Reyes
Which witcher girl has the tightest pussy?
Jayden Green
Ciri>Shani>Triss>Novigrad whores>yen
Jayden Clark
As long as it's choice-based and can be avoided with the force of a million exploding suns. Then i would be fine with it.
Do you have to ask?
Jacob Fisher
I wouldn't, she must remain pure in every possible choice
Noah Brown
Ciri loves BBC.
Noah Sanchez
but family love is the purest! daddy's cum is her bread & butter.
Logan Nguyen
Gwent discussion is dead because the game is super unbalanced. Nice.
Connor Cook
>there is literally people in this thread right now that want to lewd Ciri and not make tender and careful love with her
Jayden Gomez
Those are plebs who don't deserve Ciri
Brayden Carter
There's nothing to talk about gwent but screaming at the fucking incompetence at CDRP
Nathan Sanders
She'll get bored with you and teleport to Chad who can fuck her properly.
Daniel White
You can drag a card to your graveyard now
Bentley Mitchell
Should i play Witcher 3?
Lucas Ramirez
Read a book.
Alexander Ward
why are you still here bookfag?
Yes, if you like storydriven RPG's then Witcher 3 is a must play
Grayson Howard
Witcher books arent good enough to read desu. I regret doing it.
Nathaniel James
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Wyatt Turner
had to rebuild all decks but at last I can have fun playing gwent adding a fuckton of cards and changing half of existing ones is bloody annoying if you don't netdeck like a scrub, putting aside that game was broken for a month
Jordan Harris
just one of those games. I still won btw
Charles Jones
Yeah I know, I was trying to be a funny memer.
Anthony Smith
EZ flip EZ life
Cameron Ortiz
Any tips to improve ones coin flip game? U seem rlly good
Robert Bennett
wtf is the deck
Oliver King
>opponent rages with 1 card left LOL GAME DC U DONT GET A WIN nice game you got here
Levi Jackson
It's a homebrew mill deck that I'd rather keep private because it's working.
Colton Young
>Game still has bugs from midwinter patch that appear every 10 minutes Good work CDPR! It's just a beta, amrite?
Leo Bennett
let's find and kill some nekkers to cheer ourselves up!
Grayson Rivera
How the fuck does Emhyr lose to mill? I'm at a loss.
Xavier Davis
The only way I could think of is if he doesn't run Assire which would be bonkers considering how tightly most metadecks interact with their graveyard.
Christopher Campbell
He ran Assire and played her twice, but I used my Vilgeforz on his Joachim target when he went down to 0 cards for 1 turn.
Jack Foster
reminder that Milva had an orgy with dirty elves
Jack Turner
I guess he overthinned at the start and/or you managed to discard a lot of medics with Sweers (if you're running it) or he simply used them for emissaries instead of your slave drivers or whatever you're running in your deck. Otherwise it doesn't make sense for him to overthin with double Assire, considering how easy of a matchup mill is for spies.
>inb4 it wasn't spies
Sebastian Bell
Milva is my white trash-fu.
David King
you're no cleaner, bloede dh'oine
Juan Ramirez
Still the most fulfilling death even if she mingled with elves.
Evan Moore
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Chase Price
how is morvran putting out 30+ tempo every game balanced?
Juan Jackson
Because it's a shit leader
Ryder Gomez
>it's working >3900 mmr >private homebrew supersecret slave mill
Carson Smith
>it pwepare fu wo
Brayden Reed
Morvran most of the time is 7+3*9+4(5). Nowhere near 30. And its one time thing, reveal's only noticeable power. Which is easily beaten by dorf's hattori-barclay or paulie play.
Easton Rodriguez
I love Triss and I ain't afraid to say it!
Sebastian Martinez
this is the only strong point of a reveal deck now dont be a pussy and crush him in r2 and r3 with ease
Austin Turner
kek people will complain about anything
Jeremiah Walker
Spies should be 20 points
Benjamin Miller
I mean the card, not him
Benjamin Myers
spies should auto-pass after being played
Blake Smith
They should be higher yes but every card that interacts with cards in your hand should be changed then though. Prince toad, spear, wyvern shield, cynthia, venendal elite etc would all have to be changed.
Jordan Sanchez
4250 in the past has been top 10k or so, but this time around I think it will be top 5k.
Anthony Martinez
Nobody is trying to get there anymore.
Owen Ross
Gwent isn't fun anymore
Logan Nelson
I wanted to replay witcher 3 with some mods and saw that there are ton of lightning mods. Why are there so many, and which one should I take? Do they actually look nice or are they actually making everything worse? When I look on nexus I see tons of reshade stuff and on the offiicial forum there are ton of .env lightning mods that are never released and just being worked on?
Colton Gonzalez
I like the mods that try to recreate how Velen looked in the E3 trailer. Vanilla lighting is always technically better than mods but for replaying purposes having the vibrant foliage and shit to liven up Velen is nice
Kayden Turner
doesnt matter, when you can just setup them for scorch or geralt... buffing points doesn't solve anything.
Cameron Howard
Increasing the strength of spies also buffs Menno, Leo, Wyvern Scale Shield, Spear, Dun Banner, etc.
Bentley Richardson
climbing after 4k is fucking miserable
Jaxon Sanchez
Didn't they say they aren't adjusting MMR despite halving the season's length to gauge it for the next one? At any rate the meta is fucking atrocious so I don't imagine it's being played nearly as much as normal.
Andrew Rodriguez
>gimp your deck for a 25 point gold >when NG is shitting out 30 point bronzes with no counterplay
CDPR have some re-balancing to do. They have a fuck ton of work to do if they want this ship to not sink.
Hunter Jenkins
They lied, MMR gain wasn't changed
Isaiah Davis
I'm not going to argue that the bronzes in the spying archetype are balanced, but it's not fair to say they have no counter-play. Consume can eat units with spying tokens. Alchemy can Slave Driver into Infiltrator to remove spying tokens. You can bisect rounds to mitigate the snowball effect of their engines.
Blake Nguyen
I just hit 4.1k and am experiencing this now, it's really fucking boring and I feel like kms
Lincoln Cox
>play an engine card >"heh, time to get our hands dirty"
Ryder Martin
>playing engine cards in the era of 14 point bronzes which require zero setup
Jack Diaz
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Blake King
>try to play an honest handbuff deck >my dragoons get one shot by 13 point bronzes with no setup
feels fucking good dude. wake me up when this game has been reworked from the ground LMAO
Jacob Phillips
>crawl to 4.1k >drop down to 4k every time
Evan Bell
I take a break after every 2 consecutive losses, helps me avoid tanking like a moron.
Jayden Reed
>velen: worst shithole imaginable, goat fucking patricide necromancer is maybe the most respectable local >novigrad: 50% lowlifes, 50% racists zealots, only smart guy was burned at the stake >skellige: a nation of literal bandits, society would collapse in one winter without massive raids to self-sustained countries >the north as a whole: savage warring kingdoms with a constant threat of massacres stemming from prejudice and ignorance >nilfgaard: vast, cultured empire comprised of multiple prosperous nations; at least 500 years ahead of the north in social progress >toussaint: example of what the entire north would be like under the great sun >"nifl-guards are teh bad guys of witcher world becuz they is basicaly nazis"
Nolan Cox
You said there would be dwarves. At 4.1k it's all NG Spies.
Leo Wilson
You're lucky
Ethan Jenkins
holy fuck why am I being matched against grandmasters with 100 mmr less than me? I'm 4.2k
Jose Murphy
Were the Nilfgaardians ever supposed to be the bad guys? I always got the impression they were the good choice. I mean they're the invaders and I understand why the north fights to repel them but from the perspective of a neutral outsider(Geralt) they seem like the rational decision. They also kept sorceresses on a tight leash which would prevent them meddling in state affairs and fucking things up for their own gain like the did in the north. Their downsides seem pretty fucking minor compared to the norths insanity.
Jack Evans
Even the Ciriposters are strangely quiet, patch can't come soon enough.
Brayden Lopez
this left alone the North continues fighting each other over stupid shit with countless lives lost
Julian Wilson
I just came back after taking like a year long hiatus, why is wild hunt weather trash now? Also, how do I deal with nilfgaard spies and the dwarves
Nathan Watson
Dude the game is utterly unrecognizable from where it was a year ago.