/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

I posted it because it was relevant to the OP picture.

LT

Can we please actually talk about the game this thread?

Because a dozen is a suitable number.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes Poyo ....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so Poyo....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet Poyo-san....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please Poyo....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet Poyo....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff Poyo

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What do you wanna talk about that hasn't been talked about 300 times before
Start a topic

What do you think the Guardian mechanic will be in s3s?

The fuck is a guardian mechanic

highlanders

Calofisteri is underrated.

how do i ask someone to make their relationship polyamorous so we can be 3 people in a relationship......

how about the new upcoming patch maybe?

She's not
There's been tons of footposts about her when she was actually relevant

You, uh
Don't?

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fuck off

What's this guy wearing? It looks kind of like that standard bilaud design save for the left arm.

>literally wearing the skimpiest outfit ever
>people talking about her feet

wh-why

There's new tomestones just like every single patch before it
There's 4 raid bosses just like every single raid patch before it
There's a new ex primal just like every single patch before it
There's new gathering nodes just like every single patch before it
There's new crafting recipes just like every single raiding patch before it
You'll have to be more specific in what you want to talk about

>one of the only characters with actually well modeled feet in the game
Gee I wonder why

Just drop hints and eventually ask.
If that doesn't work, you seduce them separately without the other one knowing.

>people who shitpost here don't even read the patch notes

baka desu senpai

b.o......

I see

Really should i even bother with doing Ex right now with the patch in a week. Is it still going to be worth the time to get the weapon from A4?
Im just looking for excuses to not wait in queue.

The Guardian is the third boss of Sigmascape and changes attacks based on what roulette wheel is up in the background.

>everyone in the game has low res vanilla skyrim feet
>except Calofisteri who has 4K HD feet for some reason and will be shoving them in your face if you're DPS
why indeed

I'm blind sry

Ex what?
Extreme primals?
Expert roulette?
Exdeath?

Explain Poyo’s backstory

Patch is in 2 days...

CM (cactuar middie I don't know her name)

The servers go down in 13 hours for the patch.
Now post an album of that highlander

no

She was found by a farming couple out in a field and raised as a human, but in fact she was actually an alien from the planet Stupididiot with the super power of being a dumb skank.

pic related

who this

That doujin is actually so extremely close to what seems to be what her life is like.
Sad.

Post catpits

*squat*
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*Oh no... Not again!!*
*THUNK*
*PLEASE! I NEED MY MOONIES*
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*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!*
*GOOOOOTH GFFFFFFFFF*
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*dabing*
*SEFRA IS A GI-*
*Aaaaaahhhhh-.....*
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*IT FUCKING HURTS*
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*brap*
*walks away*

I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT
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*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO
*sit down*
*inhales*

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UGH

Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER MOONIE
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*wipes*
*flush*

Ahhhhhhhhh....

O.I.

I'm beginning to think there wasn't a mistake in the patch notes and that Scourge... really isn't coming back...

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I want old deliriums animation back

Newfag, actually have never seen her, only heard about poyo.
I'm curious

Of course it would be a female au ra that posts shit like this

I ment the Roulette. I dont give enough shits to do any difficult content in the game right now.

There are 3 of them already! But i lost the links in a cleaning of the HD of old stuff on accident.

Cactuar middie...

The fuck did you just call me

Why is DRK still here...?
Just to suffer...?

pls don't bully I love you

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if a female (male) is edating a male (male) is it straight or gay?

>There are 3 of them already!
Hell yes
>that spoiler
brb kms
I need more of that beautiful highlander...

>reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/7tl414/warrior_in_42_buffed_optimized_and_badly_designed/

Jesus Christ, I have not seen this level of bitching and complaining about job changes EVER in the history of this game. People whine about DRK a bit getting simplified a ton, but it's totally evident people who play WAR are legitimately autistic babies to get so upset over their job changing. If they had made this change when SB was released there would be essentially no bitching because there was no "Hurr my Inner Release and Berserk CDs!" to know about.

No you don't because I'm not whoever you think I am

lmao is this mans trying to give himself a friction burn

Maybe now you see the folly of betraying the Light.

It's all or nothing!
delete

gay. male(female) and female(male) is straight

what about female(female) and male(male)?
asking for a friend

The dream....

K.L.

Check your privilege m8 that's too heteronormative

the gayest homosex you've ever gay

C.G.

She really tries hard to look like a skank, huh

Mikha is taken

hey...

Thanks, found a nice FC.

U.N...

I think she's cute! Is she really fucked up or is it just bullying?
Has she ever shown her feet in game or irl

I hope you mean taken behind a barn and shot.

WHO
THE FUCK
IS POYO

>thinking that stops anyone

You again?

who..

hey boys

No problem, friend. Hope you have a nice time with the FC!

meria for folks that like their broken girls lewd

who

paypiggy

Us?

Who the fuck is meria and how broken are we talking for poyo

She’s really fucked up, but really nice.
Fucked up as in, she has a lot of legitimate mental issues due to things she couldn’t control.

In the end, us DRKs are just whores and sluts to be used and abused by our WAR and PLD comrades

ok...

No fun allowed I guess so
Who wants tributes? Post the pic you want if you do!

As broken as it gets

Cutting herself is something she could control.