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Best AWPer haters suck a dick Edition

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First for flusha

csgo has the world record for twitch viewers, which was about 1.1 million last major

csgo is second priority for valve

/ourguy/ ropz retweeted this

JUST START THE GAME NO ONE CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

over 3 fuckin hours and game 1 hasnt started yet

/CSGOG/ BELONGS TO ANIME

>second
bro it's

#1 Atrifact
#2 Dota 2
#3 money
...

#42 CS:GO

c9 wins mirage
faze wins overpass
faze wins inferno
ez skins

I don't think faze won the veto guys

Also I posted the wrong pic in the last thread, lol

Skadoodle is my dad in-game

twitter.com/Tgwri1s/status/957697568208715776

>b***h
my virgin ears

S E E T H I N G

How many chants are mutts capable of?

>muh stats

yeah, I whoopsed last thread

>USA USA USA
>LETS GO C9 *clap clap clap*

FAZE LOST THE PISTOLS ROUND
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVERRRRRR?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why is the stream quality somehow even worse than yesterday?

I NEED THAT RED FACE REACTION

>USA
>USA
>USA

>make sum noice
muted give me good songs to listen

th for

Whose head would you most like to see squished like a bug, Stewie or Tarik's?

>This mad

>He doesn't watch majors on Twitch

>He doesn't like spamming emotes in chat when plays happens

Don't be that one weird kid who watches it on gotv

This is so hard to watch, can this fucking crowd shut up jesus christ. Really wish the stream/commentator audio was shielded off from this noise.

>C9 is the greatest team in the world now

wow...

you need to be 18 or older to be on this site

>mad at crowds
sure sign of a mad BR

itt euroshits wishing they were part of the one true world power

>stewie bm's niko's body
>crowd starts cheering

Do you have no fucking honor amerimutts?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ECO FRAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>Crowd making Indian noises when the C9 players are close to Faze players to give C9 an advantage
You can't make this shit up.

The only one that matters baby. The one that triggers Yuropoors across the globe.

>cheer after every kill
a-are you serious?

>assravaged thirdies always come out
like
clock
work

nice

>usa usa usa
>lets go [team name]
>accelerating clapping
>monkey noises

It's the finals you prune. Turn down the volume if you hate it so much.

El Ogro...

Don't blame people for cheering you asshurt cunt

Blame jew for not using sound booths

>c9 manages to flash someone
>USA USA USA
no more majors in the us pls

>yfw C9 actually wins

Niko is angry!

They cheer after every Cloud 9 kill and smoke.

stop trying to fit in so hard...

>karrigan just walks through smoke
i know hes shit but this is clearly scripted

its just the same shit multiple times in a round

LMAO

El meme rancio...

you are shit if you think its a bad play

snowflakes

Is this from now??? not a good sign.

autism?

yesterday

anyone who guesses the time (map and round) and length of the tech pause will get a kiss

seething yuropoors/latin america monkeys

proof that niko is one of the most toxic players

olof got one kill con, I don't think he saw the second guy, would've guessed it was clear and wanted the gun

>can't even throw a nade
>somehow beating top pro players

Scripted mutt event

>Always mention American obesity
>This is Yuropes last hope

AMERIMUTTS BTFO IN GUN ROUND

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING MONGRELS

olof is our only guy on faze

>doodoo

>those hops
is ska scripting?

The way Ska awps even feels like daddy dicking so good to watch

*wipes sweat*
hh-hh-eh F-f-faze got this
r-r-right gu-guys???

round 9 mirage, 10 minutes

>Ska

haha yeah chanting the same shit every round is somehow interesting

They literally showed a man with down syndrome cheering for C9. You can't make this up.

This is what C9 does bad
They should've rotated to A instead of giving FaZE the chance

but guardian of skins??

skatoggle not even hiding it lmao

SKADADDDYYYYYY

>Skadoodle knows every position
so fucking sad that he would start cheating in the finals. thought he was clean.

Did we get invaded by reddit?

user, don't be rude. We call those people Americans.

You faggots gonna call cheats yet?

>smix says skadaddy earlier
>james "he really wants that interview with sue"
is he implying something here? is based ska cheating on his qt gf for a slut?

i love the usa chant as much as the next guy but this is so painfully obviously scripted that it's not fun to watch

We just did on Skadoodle.

His AWPing style is good to watch, I don't care if he misses once in a while

Shit like Fallen gives me cancer, such a boring AWPer

>it's the "Skadoodle gets MVP after failing to qualify every single time for a Major" script

I like this.

Skadoodle is the greatest player of all time.

>blowjob
>cheating
pick one

>passing up free pussy

Smix really took the pressure off from Skadoodle

>ska been shit for ages
>missing every shot
>suddenly makes it past groups and into the finals
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>interview with Smix at the end
Based black DDK droping blowjob clues.

>Cloud 9
>PUG team who don't need to play with sound
>Faze
>Tactical team who relies on sound cues
I wonder who is gonna win.

Reminder that Valve allowed this to revive the game in NA.

They did the same shit in Dota and it completely failed anyway

strawpoll.me/14951102

Scriptfaggots got BTFO yesterday, dont you remember?

hes gonna have a 3some with smix and fiff if they win the major

reminder ska literally cheated in that game he played before cs

If Ska continues to play like this c9 win the major ez
(protip: he won't)