CSGO General - /csgog/

LA CREATURA

who is this semen demon?

>used to be posts about addy, micro toggles, and scripted events
>now its just NA/EU retards screeching at each other
alright

bullets literally leaving the barrel at 45 degree angles, nobody claims it is realistic

#FazeUp

This general is gonna die in an hour. Was fun shitposting with you faggots.

faizu upu

reminder that this is NA vs NA
two based NA teams duking it out, except one has a few euro slaves

miss harvey

>Judging someone from 1 mistake and not their achievements and potential
>Implying they were the only one

my wife

>USA (x3)
>LETS GO [TEAM NAME] (x3)
>Clap x3

Any other notable ameriwobble chants?

harvey

#FazeUp

my gf (male)

NA still wins if Faze clan wins right?

>tfw general isn't muh eu sekrit klub

reminder that sens lower than 2 is a crutch for people with bad aim

Why not both?

>use smoke
>die
nice game gotards

>faze wining
so who wrote this """"""storyline"""""?

lmfao tarik running through smoke when they have HP advantage

damage control

QUICK SOMEBODY SEND THIS TO CLOUD NINE!
THE SECRET TO WINNING AGAINST FAZE!

youtube.com/watch?v=c9MIRe-fUwc

>regular gamer gurl with dyed hair
>semen demon

Imagine being this thirsty, kinda pathetic and disgusting desu

Worst fucking storyline ever

wow he doesnt even have a tie
he really is a simple man

>throw a grenade at the sky
>it bounces off of nothing

nice game gotards

#FazeUp

>ska on the tilt mag-7

lma000a0ooao

CSGO is a bad game and part of why it's popular.

...

>USA gays thought they'd win

Karrigans revenge arc
Olof & Guardians redemption arcs
Niko ascendency arc

lots of storylines have been running since late 2016

ggwp

I did
smix was sucking my dick and we had a little conversation
>please don't cum on my eyebrows, I'll have to draw them again, let me swallow it
>okay, but faze wins
and she swallowed it

Wasn't it always like that? The only meme that is not embraced enough is the script meme

>Wanting those fat assholes to have ''closures'' to their arcs

Projecting yourself too much? Go get cucked by Tyrone or Achmed, EU cuckhold

>run until corner
>peek with shift
and you expect clown9 to win...

gg ez

amerimutts btfo yet again

no it used to be eu is good and na is shit and everyone agreed

This is just sad man

Not bad

Is the VP and NiP redemption arc coming up next?

lol

>those shotgun shots above nikos head when he was planting
sheeet so close

You can’t open new arcs without closing some old ones

You guys have some amazing imaginations :p

#FazeUp

cant make it too obvoius

>1million views for a single game
uh, what

mio is shit tier
>graphics and physix trump gameplay
eurotaste

umm euros aren't even in the finals what are you guys talking about??

really, faze, fucking really

>it's another pistol force buy into comeback game

come again?

i have a bad feeling about this

Name one NA player on Faze. You can't.

Dude how fucking old even is she

>Planet : Earth

Umm try again sweetie

>FaZe Clan is an American professional eSports organization, mostly known for its presence in the Call of Duty scene.
>not NA
???

were did the casters go

can the mutts really do it, and win their first major?

>she

>the only way for NA to win a major is to buy EU players

>buy pistols
>win
>buy rifles
>lose

uhhh gotards?

PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE STEWIE

>Round reset because Olof is retarded
n i c e g a y m e

Name one player in the major finals not being paid in USD.

You can't.

gg ez, amerimutts lose

did you get it this time or is your tiny ameriburger brain being a bit slow right now?

>it's a le plucky NA kids comeback script

far too predictable

lmfao "i pressed f1"

Rains gf is hot as fuck

>americans graciously give poor europeans a job
>europeans pretend like it's a european company

Well uk holds the most major wins so.

NiKo : we need restore round
olofmeister : i pressed f1

gold digging semen demons

god white women are ugly

30 + photoshop

>those rumors of rains gf sending nudes for skins and going to to dubai with kitty to get fucked by rich arabs

REMINDERS

reddit: round earth, shorts in public, gotard
/magog/: flat earth, no shorts in public, Mr Magoo

What the fuck americans

Faze wins

NICE CHOKE C9

gg lads

>Guardians wife

If he made it we can all make it lads

>european posters

embarrassing

who dis semen demon

planned reset :^)

lmao guys we need to reset wrong buy hehe ;) not cheats

vg needs flags