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first for fuck soul wars

Soul wars fucks you.

3rd for fuck cooking

Hello gamers

5th for rip vic

6th for I want to play but everytime I login I bankstand for 2 minutes and logout

7 this rule is so underrated

keep your family and business completely separated

>Court summons irl and in game
What does this mean?

you're pretty much fucked

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Baby don't die on me.

How long do you guys think ascensions will stay up? I want to get myself a set, but might consider waiting if they go down relatively soon.

probably until solak

what is the name of the tankard that you can equip?

never saw anything like that

until 2h gets buffed they might go slightly down after solak but theyll still be high

Just buy them now desu.

Lads what do people usually perk defenders with? Turtling?

Antitheism

Ale of the Gods
It's an OSRS treasure trails item

>bought the best gear in the game
>still die to "easy" bosses

wtf was i scammed?

yes

What boss?

giant mole

You know this had to have happened to someone out there.

On the off chance you're serious and actually referring to the best gear in the f2p game rather than the whole game, that actually can be somewhat difficult. Somewhat.

Beheading of all max guild e-date bankstanders when?

Do any of them use the autism walk/run?

>4m mining xp
>get pet
huh

some guy got spider pet after 1 kill and he spent days bankstanding just to show it to others and trigger people.

Should I bother coming back to rs3?
I got my max cape around November last year and lost all motivation to play
I feel like I wanna play again but no idea what to do, I don't feel like i'm autistic enough for comp

>nobody wears wings anymore

>Should I bother coming back to rs3?
no, please go away.

wake up
plate from sunday dinner needs washing
s-sunday!?
but that means.. UPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE! :D

do we know what were getting?
what is it?
if we dont know what are you hoping for?

the game being deleted.

There's still no real end game content much like back in November.

quests for the lore
become rich and take up ed8ing or staking
do the bits of comp you like while convincing yourself that you aint going for comp

git gud

make an ironmeme.

i did you fucking idiot didn't you see where i said i bought the best equipment in the game?

do you think bondbabies are good too?

has there been any news on group ironman mode?

God damn, makes me think of when they first came out.
Everyone was wearing them.

are jungle wyrms much the same as desert in terms of gear and loot?

yes, they're both crap

Ok reddit you've had 2 minutes, what's the reward for replaying sliskes endgame?

>Players can no longer use box traps or mithril seeds to skip Telos' tendril attack.
>Players can no longer skip the Nex: Angel of Death icicle mechanic using box traps.
what the heck

>muh lore

Yeah, what the heck, Jagex? Sentient bosses SHOULD be weak to traps, like practically every other sentient being.

>Sentient bosses SHOULD be weak to traps
They're weak to girls (male).

this trash

Another fun quest.

>take decent concept art
>turn it into trash
the jagex way

looks like the collectors from mass effect
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

>decent concept art
lolno.

Looks like that HK droid from KotOR

hi

ok fine i admit i killed those men for being homosexual but you cant judge me for you are born of sin just like me

reported

Post doings.

succing

There is nothing wrong with killing gays.

Finally div elite released

I hope you're a girl.

the divination succing not the lewd succing

>succing guthix's life juice
>not lewd

>Seeker task
ugh

So slow, yes. And even with high effort, the soulgazers only max out at like upper 400k for slay/cb xp. So it's just all around disappointing comparerd to other tasks.

how about the gp/h?

C tier

have they been searching low and hi-iiiiiiigh?

If you can pull over 200 kills per hour and get an average of 10kgp each, then 2m/h. That's realistic.
You may get more per kill, you may get a lucky hex and shove the gp worth from that down your throat in dicks. Or you may even be capable of tryharding DEEPS up to 250 kills per hour. But that wouldn't make it any better of a task in general.

well now im obliged to ask about your tiering system in regards to gp/h
do you go up to S or stop at A?
what is the range for each tier?
2m/h is pretty decent if you're just generally slaying with random tasks

>2m/h is pretty decent if you're just generally slaying with random tasks
Sure, if it didn't require 99 in practically every relevant skill to get that rate. It's only really disappointing in context of the levels and experience.

S would be the best stuff like telos
A some mid tier bosses like GWD2 and QBD
B decent slayer tasks like rune drags or lower tier bosses like GWD1
C is the average morvran slayer task
D is everything below that

too rich for my blood desu
i mean gargoyles are 500k tasks and if thats D class i sure there are other sub morvan critters i'd be ok with

I would also add an F tier. It's like Feet compared to Dicks. Neither should be desirable to guys, but some people are just off and do the shit anyway.

F is usually reserved for literal FAILURE where N/A just dosnt look neat enough

what would be F anyway? desert wyrms? grotworms?

gargoyles can easily be low-B/high-C if you do them right

>what would be F anyway?
something so bad you basically have to skip not due to autistic efficiencyfagging but because you are unable to complete the task

Imagine being so bad you'd put raptor mobs in that category.
These people exist.

>back then
>wtf raptor mobs suck ass anyone who does them is insane jagex nerf pls I want to afk!
>now
>you don't like raptor mobs? are you a casual? hahaha

raptor mobs were never difficult
they nerfed some of the mechanics but they were always doable

>Implying both sides didn't and don't exist alongside one another
This is the sort of shit I'm talking about, man.

havent actually gotten a raptor task to date, only task ive had to skip since ~2010 has been a lavawyrm task i couldnt do without risking more gear than i was comfortable wiith

raptors being "shit you should block" was the general consensus back then, now the people that complain about them are a minority that gets laughed at by everyone. obviously both sides existed but one was clearly the mayority.

>mayority.
delicious.

>mfw I get killed like 4 times each lava wyrm task and still make lots of profit since I use the nearby bank npc every few kills is what used to happen before the wildywyrm update made bloodweed drop to like half of its price
fucking jagex.

didnt realize wildyworm was a part of the problem, just figured more and more farmers realized how safe it is

price instantly died the moment that update hit, before that bloodweed was more than twice its price for half a year.

wait what wildywyrm update are we talking about?

february 6th 2017, it also made searing ashes crash which was like half the profit of lava wyrm tasks.

whoops meant to type searing ashes here in instead of bloodweeds, but the point about bloodweeds crashing still stands.

but what was the update? you can't bank there anymore?

added more lavawyrm items to the wildywyrms drop table

vastly increased spawn rate from the almost nothing that it was before to the point where it went from nobody giving a shit about him a little while after his 2015 return to people straight up making player groups dedicated to killing him (her?).

>him (her?).
not sure if it applies to strykewyrms but earthworms are hermaphro dudes who have to beat each other almost to death after which the victor gets to rape the loser and make him pregnant man i fucking love nature sometimes

so let me get this straight
you fight with someone
and if you lose he makes you his literal bitch?

i never chose the worm life
the worm life chose me