Reposting "Fat" parody.
Your butt is wide, well hers is too
Just watch your mouth or She'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat her right
'Cause I'm the queen of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
Her zippers bust, her buckles break
She's too much doki for you to take
The pavement cracks when she falls down
She's got more chins than Chinatown
Well, she's never used a phone booth
And she's never seen her toes
When she's goin' to the movies
She take up seven rows
Because she's fat, she's fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know she's fat, she's fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know she's fat, she's fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call her pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
When she walks out to get her mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach she's a lucky girl
She's the only one who gets a tan
If she has one more pie a la mode
she's gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
she's a' having twenty-thirds
When she goes to get her shoes shined
she's gotta take their word
Because she's fat, she's fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know she's fat, she's fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know she's fat, she's fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And her shadow weighs a' forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see her comin' your way
Better give her plenty space
If she tells you that she's hungry
Then won't you feed her face
Because she's fat, she's fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know she's fat, she's fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know she's fat, she's fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
When she sits around the house
she really sits around the house
