/lolg/ - League of Legends General

>Lock in Kog'Maw
>Support instalocks Leona

>Want to believe that he'll play defensively and focus on peeling for me
>Know full fucking well that won't happen

What if she farted? maybe she already did and that's why tibbers is making that face.

xth for no longer tilted
come at me you cunts I'm going to pla ySHACO

Xth for nice feet, nice smile, nice EVERTHING

What is the best support for Vayne? Soraka?

*bans shaco*

Swain?

Is it tilted if you yourself are doing well, where you crush your lane and stay smart but lose because your teammates make bad decisions on your own?

>pooper not censored

>dodge a warwick ult by standing still

lux or teemo

Star Guardians belong to The Void.

Obviously.

>be adc
>mid decides he really really wants to play zed/yasuo this game
>locks it in enemy locks in 3 tanks
>top decides he really really wants to play a carry too instant locks gp
>jungle thinks hey why not full ad comp and grabs rengar
>have to deal with no frontline and full armor tanks
>GG THIS FUCKING AD DOES NO DAMAGE AND IS TOO SCARED TO FIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't get why people keep putting Jarvan in women's clothing.

Were you out of range?

WAS GETTING POSSESSED PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>warwick gets fed
>buy morello
pssh nothin personnel doggo...

...

fucking finally someone that knows this feel. it's been shit this whole night, fucking hell, I just want to win lane AND win game, not play 1v9

What are some cool Ekko builds?

I just find myself building Zhonya's and Lich Bane first and then generic AP items afterwards. Is there any way to switch it up?

>his health doesn't go below 30% for it to work
lmao

*Jarvan walks into Swains pushed, unwarded lane*
*Powerstances*
Jarvan, to Swain:
>Was getting caught part of your plan?
Swain, to Jarvan
>Of course!
Jarvan, to Swain
>What's the next step of your """""""""""""master plan"""""""""""""
Swain activates ultimate, and toplane Darius begins to channel TP, while Sion counterganks from the bush

End scene

Tell me about dolphin pussy

>play sober
>bot lane feeds, cant carry, lose
>play drunk, lose lane
>bot lane stomps, get carried because im not half bad even when i've downed a ton of rum
have i discovered the secret to pottery?

>pick my nigga Twitch
>have support Leona
>enemy bot is Ez and Janna
>Janna is doing the max W poke garbage
>She keeps trying to walk up to me and W me
>Leona is prob a shitter and I'll have trouble farmi-
>Leona fucking jumps on Janna and stomps her ass
>Janna flashes but Leona goes right pass boipussy Ezreal
>kills her
>within the next 5 minutes we killed Janna 6 times
fucking Janna mains getting what they deserve lmao

>Dude picks Malz
>Pick morg support
>cuck every ult

Best feeling

Is nami super strong right now?

>implying warwick will ever dip low enough for morello to do anything.

>no lamb pussy
shit poll

>play jungle/tank top/support
>my adc is a dumbass that doesnt know how to play
>play adc
>my team is fucking retarded and doesnt know how to peel or stay grouped

You can never win

*kills u before you can hurt me enough*
sigh... all too easy...
*ults back into the shadows*

I'd eat that ass.

Yes, that is being tilted.

>No Bewitching Morgana pussy

>playing norms, tryna get that easy S for the chest
>get a trist ADC
>she's bronze 2
>has never played trist before
>9/0/2 16 minute win
>play another norm
>get another trist ADC
>this guy is plat 2
>40 games of trist this season with like a 55% win rate
>over 200 last season
>against a double silver 3 bot lane
>he's 0/4/0
WHY IS ACCOUNT BUYING SUCH A PREVALENT ISSUE

What if it's a boy ass? Can't tell if that Lux has a pussy or a penis since it's censored.

Can sisters love sisters?

>biggest tits
>biggest ass

WILL NOONE STOP THIS MADWOMAN

SHE'S GOING TO EAT HOUSE BUVELLE INTO POVERTY

because the current system doesnt punish it

I've seen the uncensored.

>losing a quite a few games recently
>next match someone asks to go kass mid so they can 'carry'
will this be the match i start winning again or will he feed and keep me on the lose train?

>you finally reach challenger as a streamer with a pretty big following
>somebody makes a montage video of your best plays
What champion(s) is/are featured and what music is played?

Nope. Anger and frustration aren't tilt. Tilt is what they cause in your gameplay if you let them get to you.

link

Whenever this shit happens too much I play Quinn mid and make the enemy mid/top have as bad a night as me.

Is her dick cute?

I just found out my main (Malz) got gutted.
I am a 1 trick.

Quick, /lolg/ who is the Malzahar of top lane or bot lane, I need to find a new main to 1 trick

nvm i think we lost from nidalee jg when enemy has mao and leo.

The goddess of fertility.

>Biggest Ass

No bitch, that goes to Lamb

nobody, enjoy being a fucking retard lmao

>frozen heart
>randuins
>nunu e

i guess i wasn't gonna auto attack this fight anyways

Google it, punk.

It's so feminine it looks like a clitoris.

>top lane
Probably Illaoi or Nasus

>bot
MF

Been trying Press the Attack top lane Shyv,

Complete turnaround if you manage to lay three autos on anyone who thinks can duel against you (ulti, auto, Q, tiamat, E combo hurts much more with the activated mastery)

Is she worth attempting to main?

Sonas ass is like half of Lambs entire body weight

PLEASE GAREN X POPPY POSTING THANK YOU

>get a teemo on my team

yeah im just gonna dodge this, not worth playing it out.

We all talk about biggest ass, but which league girl has the firmest ass?

>No giant salamander boipussy
Abstained

>enemy has katarina
>completely rapes my mid and is 10/0 before i even meet her, usually surrender @15
>we have kat
>goes 0/5 flames the team and goes afk

not even exaggerating, every time.

i like garen
i want to fuck poppy
but the two do not mix

Please stop postng.

>can't play anything beyond "press R to win"
git gud

PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC AND POST GAREN X POPPY

poopy belongs to me

>just want to play some Riven
>don't want to get bullied

Was it even a question?

Sounds op but they gonna rework her anyway.

Absolutely not

>Illaoi
boring, and would take too much effort to learn

>Nasus
Way too many hard counters.

Malzahar scaled well and he was a safe champion, even if you were getting shat on you could just play safe and farm up.

Who else can do that?

her ass isn't even that big
her upper thighs are misleading

You post a shit topic, you get shit replies, deal with it.

Is he right?

>and would take too much effort to learn
take that as a shitter's opinion, but she looks pretty braindead to play

ILLAOI
BUFFS
WHEN

HER WINRATE IS PLUMMETING

I CAN'T INSTANT WIN LANES ANY MORE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE'S MY FREELO GONE

hes right but hes also playing someone that takes no skill, just like every other toplaner

>i want a champ who can delete waves instantly and press a button to get a kill

How is Weaver related here?

>"there's absolutely nothing tob e gained by talking to you"
>continues to talk to him anyway

...

I mean, she is annoying. But you can only ever feed her if you are either A. tilted, or B. not moving. Just farm up some AD and amor and you should be good (at least in Urgot's case).

>champ based around skillshots removes skill from top lane
>muh point and click Jax doesn't

Hash is retarded.

It's not about the gains. It's about asserting dominance.

Illaoi sure seems to be asserting dominance with her 5 kills

Who can 1v1 Kirby?

based

>cant get loot for a while because of leaverbuster
>haven't actually left a game of my own accord since 2011
>fucking bugsplat this season has dropped me 5 times and forced me to redownload patches
FUCK YOU RIOT

if you main irelia you are just a boring human being

>i dont want a cool ult or skillshots i just want to proc trinity force as many times as possible and have a good amount of healing and cc

irelia mains are so BORING dude

imagine talking to one

Is it just me or is saintvicious looking mighty skinny these days?

>play twisted fate
>gank top, get 2 kills out of jungle and top, we all end up with like 30% hp tho
>EXPLICITLY tell them to recall as there's a warwick coming in with top teleport and I'm out of mana
>they tell me to shut up
>DOUBLE KILL
Am I supposed to just wipe this champ out of my memory until mid plat or something where people are at least somewhat aware of what the fuck is going on
I mean even if I get fed he's still just a stunbot

Pantheon.

Hard push first wave, slow push second and third one. Enemy laner gets a big wave crashing into their turret, then you are free to do whatever you want. You are more of an utility top laner than a damage carry top laner, you just gotta set up the plays, let your team do the damage. Since he's a single target champion, you just can't make any mistakes with him, though. Not exactly safe, but give him a shot

do u think they bonded over their love of little children after this game?