/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

>full AP bar
Oh no no no!

You seen people spill yogurt on purpose?

Dumb male master was clearly surprised by Horta coming into his room unannounced and spilled his yogurt

What does it say?

>meet me in your room I have a special surprise for you

Did (you) smashu the Mashu?

wtf I thought today was tamamo day

I was sitting in a bus stop next a blonde women.
Then a guy went behind her, fapped really fast and came on her hair.
She started to scream and the guy ran out.
I walked to another bus stop because no way Im staying there to help her clean cum of another guy from her hair.

Dude it's lewd as fudge

>mods encouraging early threads again
Huh so that's how it is you bunch of brandead retards with no salary?

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No, absolutely not.

Jesus christ what the fuck, is that a common thing?

Reminder that if you try to counter early threads with new threads you are the cancer and make the general worse

>Not helping the young lady by licking off the cum from her

>mata hari thread wins
Fap to her to celebrate

B-but Extra combat system is a fucking mess. Please, I don't wanna go to hell.

I'll make it even earlier then

>he has never seen videos of guys coming on girls in public
Is this your first day on the internet

It's not cheating if it's anal

new thread? we're at image limit

Nero looks cute when angry

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shut the fuck

>not taking advantage of the situation to cum on her, too

How does she feel about milk?

??? What does that have to do with yogurt? Also you shoulda came on her hair as well, there's no reason not to at that point.

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It's very common in Mexico, Brazil, Russia, Somalia, Sweden, Venezuela etc.

Well you fucking faggot we have tried to counter early threads through legitimate means already but mods are too much of a bunch of incompetent fucks to even try and rely on them anymore.

>wasting your proteins on some literal who slut

You would eat Mash's "chocolate" right /alter/?

She likes milk

Vive la France!

That's disgusting

>the virgin bus wait
>the chad cum and dash

This
Alright /alter/ to counter the early thread spammer our thread is officially 'done' at 650 posts. Feel free to make new threads at that point.

It isn't a big deal, having 5 threads on the front page and having to wait for 20 minutes to see which one isn't delete sucks worse than a thread a little bit early.

These desu

Don't worry anons soon we'll all be free from this hell when the mods inevitably ban /alter/ because the shitposting gets too bad

if i start saving now, what are my chances of rolling summer snake? i love her!

'Picking' a thread is easy
>note footnigger
>not liznigger
>not edition edition
>not early
>no discord in the OP
>no rwby image
That's it. That's the only requirement.

>Sweden
I thought Sweden was the most pussy-whipped country?

shithole 3rd world countries, cool

>/alter/ gets banned
>we continue our shitfest in /fgog/
THERE IS NO END TO THIS RIDE

FUCK
OFF
JANNU

I love you Mata Hari
But fuck you for making too early thread

Jeanne is a whore!

I wouldn't call it THAT common, I have seen it only twice on my life and the other time I think the dude already had his cum stored in a cup or something because he was walking normally and then he got something off his pocket and threw a big load of semen to the face of a girl and ran off.
Protip; Weird shit happens on Bus Stops, use your own car if you can

Are those the Mods requirement? cause I seem to recall the "right" thread losing last set of threads so you don't know until the Mods get done with them. You have to sit there and wait until 1 thread is victorious in the thread war and it sucks.

OH NO NO NO NO

>/alter/ banned
>invade /fgog/ and take it over
>/fgog/ banned
>invade /jp/ and take it over
>/jpfgo/ banned
>invade all the other mobile generals and take over
We cannot be stopped

You're a towel!

Anyone have that data during the day of no images that showed we're actually the most active general on Veeky Forums, and in terms of single threads we're basically second only to trump general on /pol/ for activity?

Diversity tourists tend to do this and get away with it

Long as it's a FGO character pic and it's after 750 then it's fine. Everything else is fucking nitpicking for petty reasons.

Not posting in footnigger threads is important because he shitposts in other boards and frequently gets banned, thus gets his threads deleted.

>/jp/
Good fucking luck with that. The entire board will shit all over you idiots if you tried.

no, footnigger/ruined OP/early is also shit because they promote thread spam, mess up the general or because they are ban evading pieces of shit liable to have the thread deleted at any time (and also threadspam)

>waaah muh petty reasons
This is half the problem. Don't fucking care if it's foot pic long as it's an FGO character. Stop creating all these variables for extra problems or idiots are going to continue to make multiple threads.

I mean that's exactly what the mentally ill discord niggers want so I doubt it'll happen

Can confirm, please get out of /jp/.

Shut the fuck up footnigger

Thats literally what the last thread was

fuck off footnigger

His threads always get deleted retard, go and post on them all you want for the two minutes they last

Seems like EIRRI love Shuten too. Oni stronk
twitter.com/EIRRI/status/957805388904022016

>Having the thread nuked at random is a petty reason

I just want to be able to post in the fucking general for once without it dying at 300 every few days. It shouldn't be happening at all.

The important shit is FGO related image and no discord shit.
Not early and no fetishes would be nice though.
And no, that stupid ruby or whatever shit edited onto a spirit origin is not fgo related.

Why cant the mod just let us, the community, choose a thread after 250? Fuck this im going to IRC

They won't listen to you, the mods hate /alter/ due to all the issues it brings to Veeky Forums, even /fgog/ isn't as bad.

>after 250

>all these triggered idiots

Good job morons. You're going to continue to get other idiots making multiple threads cause of petty reasons. You fucking retards are part of the problem.

Sorry 750 im a bit tired

I get the Letter from Mash. How do I use it? What do I do with it?

Neither of you have actually been on the IRC so stop LARPing about it

What happens if I don't complete the main story? I don't want the useless eggplant's letter.

Fuck off footnigger

Nope, there are no petty reasons here, he is a known threadspammer and you can go fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from.

>not Matthew

Hey fuckface, don't talk about my wife that way.

Claim it from your box to allow you to complete the final mission.

Because the alter is goes full autism mode over thread creation. 5 people have to make a thread another 10 have to cry cause it triggers something they don't like.

It's surprising the mods having just banned /alter/ all together between the thread war stupidity.

Whats your nick

Nothing, you just don't get the rewards for it

Fuck you and your trash wife.

Nice, I'm skipping that horrible CE.

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Stop falseflagging nigger.

It's getting embarrassing

You are a broken record. That's all you can do and the actual footnigger will continue to make threads to mock you. Good job making the problem worse.

>Mash
NOOO MATTHEWFAGS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO US