Overwatch General - /owg/

His hair looks like it belongs on an old man.

No!

Where did all these ”gay for Surefour” posters come from?

Nah, you can tell it’s dyed.

Yes. I know it's dyed. There's a difference between "looks like" and "is".

help i can't stop fappin to sombra

get better taste.

You guys think Zen is ever gonna get a nerf too? He's basically as important to dive as Winston and D.va at this point

t. tracer retard

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tracer might be shit but atleast she's not a trashy whore I guess

more sombra-based horny posting please

I only fap to Sombra when she's drawn as an assertive lesbo.

Cute mercy

Let's go through this then.
>Winston
Tigole Bitties main, he won't get nerfed
>D.Va
Next to Mercy, gurrrrrl gamurrrrz main pick, she won't get nerfed
>Genji
Insanely popular, esports darling next to Tracer, he won't get nerfed
>Tracer
Cover girl, esports darling, she won't get nerfed
>Lucio
He already got nerfe- oh I'm sorry "bug fixed" and is weaker than Mercy currently
>Zenyatta
Stepping stone in Genji's story, otherwise ???

I think Zenyatta would take the hit surely if Jeff "We treat all 26 heroes equally" Kaplan and the Blizzard kikes get sick of dive, but they won't because dive meta is fun and exciting to watch and will make the investors lots of money, so it won't get sick of.

I will give you 1 (one) more

12 vs 12 mode when?

The only reason he is important in dive is because of being able to heal and attack at practically the same time. He already has low mobility and a relatively large hitbox. How would you nerf him?

Pharah's new skin is amazing.

is gaping, saggy, and dry.

Jiggly

this is no bully zone, so stop

xqc amirite guys

Which Overwatch girls are virgins in your headcanon?

Christmas cake Mercy gets me super hard

>favorite hero to play
Moira
>least favorite character design
Moira

Why does Jeff keep torturing me like this?

SAGGY
GAPING
DRY
CLAM

Why is his ass like that

D.va
Ripe for the plundering

Married to her job. You don't get to be world head of surgery and have a social life at the same time.

Soy intake, not even meming. Look at the way he walks too. His male body is trying to develop hips and ass like a woman.

Which girl has the best feet haha asking for my son's wife

Reminder half of the Korean players smoke and that nicotine improves your awareness in competitive gaming!

literally all of them are whores and all of them have barren infertile wombs. mercy from biotics, sombra from cybernetics, ana from age, symm sterilised at birth for mental disabilities, dva from soldier serums injected via plugsuit, pharah because her vagina is naturally bone dry, moira has a penis but also biotics, mei from being in cryo, tracer when she chose to be gay, widowmaker is a walking corpse and zarya overdid the steroids and is a futa anyway.

sombra

Girls don't magically become infertile when they realize they're gay

That looks comfy as fuck.

A good dicking can impregnate tracer gay or not

They should do. Faggots shouldn't have a chance of breeding.

Pfft.

Why isn't Ana used in Dive more? Surely she's better than Zen since she can burst heal/anti heal which is perfect for when your Winston & D.Va are jumping in. And she can heal better /quicker at a longer range since Zen can only really heal 1 target at a time.

I understand Ana is shit but how shit is she actually I think you guys are overestimating how much she's been nerfed.

But then again I'm a silver shitter so I'm probably talking shit.

Widowmaker obviously. Of all females her feet get the least workload cuz she is either swinging around or lying on the ground aiming at something far away

Stop or there will be consequences

>ballerina
>nice feet
god, widowfags are delusional

But they don't use that chance anyway

D.va and Winston deny her healing and eat it too. She can heal more but those two are denying her from doing any healing.

I think I like Moira and Zarya the most

Simple
>can heal around corners and through barriers
>discord orb all but confirms a dive target will die
>his ult cancels out almost anything

How tall is she? Will she tower over me at our wedding ceremony? I'm afraid my friends will laugh at me.

There's probably bats and sand up that conch. That or the missing rocket silo.

Because she can't do anything with DM and Winston's bubble blocking her from healing
That and she doesn't do nearly as much damage as Zen, so she'll be used primarily for healing, which Mercy can do plus Mercy has rez
She really has no niche to fit in right now

5'11

I'm thinking Symmetra

all of them are pure

Of course they do. Lesbian couples can decide to take donor sperm and have children. Same goes for gay men.

As if they're not laughing at you now for being a waifufag.

Wrong.

>Will she tower over me at our wedding ceremony? I'm afraid my friends will laugh at me
You don't have to worry about that user, she's already married to me

That's 180cm in actual metrics. So she is 12cm taller than me and that's without even counting the heels, so, well, yeah. And she is also visibly stronger than me. What do? I don't want to get bullied on my marriage day!
They're just jealous

see

The waifufags are the ones laughing at you, user.

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>ywn "train" with pharah

Best skin in a while imho

Your waifu is shit.

bros esports

>overwatch official forums
>'Please Tell Me How Push to Talk Works'
>'I know you press the little ~ button but what next? Do you need a microphone plugged into your computer?'
>all the answers are sincere "yes, you do need an actual mic", they even explain how push-to-talk works and how to change the button for it
And you're telling me that overwatch has a toxic community

Makes sense. I understand now why she probably needs a buff in some way. I'd say let her shoot through barriers but do less healing/damage when she does.

I just hate trying to heal as Zen when my team is all concentrated in a small area because someone with full health always walks in front of the tank who needs healing and the game thinks I want to heal the guy in front when I press shift. Every time.

I wanna have Pharah's muscled legs wrapped around my head
Please somebody kill me dead
I wonder if she shaves? Or just trims? Or not?

Cute

It's even worse as Ana tho
>want to throw 'nade at Rein who's dived in
>Mercy flies in front of you and the 'nade hits her
>Rein dies cause it couldn't get to him

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Zen can be difficult to play on solo q ladder for the exact reasons you mentioned. You don't ever seem to put out enough healing, your discorded targets are usually ignored, and it's really easy for them to focus you. But in a coordinate team, especially at a pro level, he is insanely good and fits into dive comps like a glove. The main problem is that Ana is the only support in the game who can't heal through barriers and the chances are Blizzard wont ever change that.

It's not like they'll do that. Ana's problem stemmed from Winston getting his small buff. Moira as well isn't suppose to be healing past barriers either.D.va would still eat it because it's inherently still a projectile.

Don't worry, Moira won't either.

That's a nice D.Va wallpaper. Saved.

So at the end of the Dragons cinematic why did Hanzo refuse to join Genji even though he was clearly wracked with grief over having "killed" him? is there any explanation for what Genji wanted to bring Hanzo along for anyway?

because HONAH and REDEMPTIOn

it's non-canon

More lewd d.va

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Umm. Hello? Don't you think that's a bit oppressive sweetie?

I WANNA DATE TRACER.

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I read an interesting essay on what was probably going through Hanzo's head during the short but fuck if I can remember where it is. It was something like how his journey for redemption now had to take a different path and that he wasn't gonna find it sneaking into his old house once a year. Genji is not only still alive, but has let go of his anger towards Hanzo, so Hanzo can't even get the death he feels he deserves. He's basically at a crossroad and is angry to know he has to take the path that is going to up heave everything he's known and, again, it's because of Genji.

because his heart belongs to widow and talon

>someone wrote an essay about Dragons
more effort than chu put in it

Is it true the lead animator on this got hired because the team was so impressed with his SFM porn? It feels like an urban legend.

No, being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women

Genji's trusting his ass because he's his brother. Hanzo's trying to cope with all the years he spent thinking he killed Genji and how he ditched the Shimada because of the "death". Will he fight, will he not, will he join the side trying to defend the world or throw it in disarray? That's what Genji's asking him.

Ana's grenade
>heals
>and damages
>and enhances healing for allies
>AND block all healing completely for enemies
>AND cannot be dispelled
>AND does it all in aoe
How is this allowed?

If you say so. I've got my eye on you though.