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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB65)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?67154-Open-Beta-65-PC-Patch-Notes-January-4th-2018

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Reveal Trailer (Moji):
youtube.com/watch?v=Z20SZAvW6EU

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63988-OB64-PTS-Bug-Thread

>lore shit
pastebin.com/rf7f5sQY
youtube.com/watch?v=TrztEF5HmAs

>OP Template
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>general died
>again

LMAO just quit this dead game

/smgen/ here include it in the next OP.

>thread died despite shitlords arguing about Andro
You know, maybe we should just wait until battlegrounds.

>maevefags cant even keep the thread alive
why are they so pathetic

This is /HotG/ general now, all other games please leave

Haven't kept up since cards unbound was announced, How bad is the new system? Is the new champ any good? Is there any good porn of her? when is the next patch coming out? did they ever say they were gonna revert the system? Is the game officially dead?

You will have to fight Bot Smashers first!

who thought this was balanced
it is on Barik but still

please just let it be mid-February already

Lian has the same card. And I have it. At Level 10. It's ridiculous.

man I wish barik turrets were cool

>Legendary card is at level 4
>It gives out lower CD
>By 1 second

This is some useless shit

maeve pre hrt

Don't worry palababs.
my shitposting in / v / will save this general

Saving this general

with no survivors

15 Palafacts that will blow your mind

>Comeback mechanic gives you 4% capture per second when your team is two points behind, and 3.5% capture per second when your team is one point behind.
>Cauterize from multiple sources from the same player stacks, with diminishing returns starting after 30%
>Knockback from opponents is also affected by your movement. Walk backwards from Ash and you'll be knocked back far greater than if you were walking towards her
>Self-knockback from weapon shots (e.g. Drogoz's rockets, Evie's staff, Pip's gun) is bugged and depends on the direction you're going in the map geometry
>Talus has invincibilty frames when using his teleport
>Ruckus has the buggiest headshot hitbox in the game
>Projectiles come from your weapon, not from the center of the screen, so they can be used to shoot at a spot while still remaining behind a wall
>Outline around the enemy champion has nothing to do with their hitbox (e.g. BK has no hitbox on hands; Willo has a huge hitbox)
>Some champions can avoid being headshotted by looking all their way down and with their back towards their opponent
>Moji can stack her clouds multiple times. They can also heal deployables such as Ghrok's totem or Inara's wall.
>BK cannot sticky bombs on you when you're CC immune. You can also remove stickied bombs by hitting yourself with self damage
>You can jump higher by being next to a wall, facing it, then jumping. This can be used even while on a horse or under a movement ability such as Pip's
>Champions can cut their reload animation by using some kind of skill. Some can abuse this to reload faster than intended
>You can use the third person camera from emotes and some abilities to look around corners
>Jumping at the right time as Makoa while hooking someone will make them get stuck in the air for a moment.

>Androxus is bad because I can't hit anything

>How bad is the new system?
it's grindy and altogether shit in arcade mode, everyone is gimped in ranked mode.

>Is the new champ any good?
she's meh but we won't know until she's available in ranked or used in comp.

>when is the next patch coming out?
4-5 weeks if its released as usual.

>did they ever say they were gonna revert the system?
no and they didn't fix essence until it was scrapped so doubtful it will be fixed.

>spoiler
may as well be considering they're trying hard to do just that. the next patch is supposed to fix a lot of shit but it's hirez we're talking about here.

Rember the ridiculous survival gamemode challenges against nigh-unkillable bots that were also on steroids? You actually had to abuse their AI in some cases to win. I legit miss those they were fun.

I remember it was impossible for me until I salvod the nando deathball right as they rushed in and hopped roofs when getting flanked.

I wonder if they plan to bring back PvE using the new battlegrounds map.

It is a shame last thread died young, but I guess we're hard pressed to discuss the game when we still have more than half a month to go before the next patch.
But worry not, my love will never cease. It is simply impossible to stop loving someone as perfect as my Ying; she is the light in my days, a light of incomparable beauty.
I wish to protect her against all evil in the world, and provide her with the affection she deserves, every day of my life.

I liked the Bucks on Frog Isle. If you stood on the side they super jumped to their deaths.

>Play 4th game as a flank
>Quest doesn't register it and it's still on 3/4
I thought we were over this shit

fucking around with broken cards is pretty much the only good thing about unbound

Seris with Ebon Dynamo lvl 10 and Spirit Leech is top comfy

I'm still upset that there's no way to check what each card level does.

>last thread died at 400 posts
>this one is on page 7
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PALADONGS

/v/ is making fun of us again!

user, WE make fun of us.
It's not like they can do it better.

maybe if you didn't make it p2w I would defend hirez on internet message boards for free

>caring about the opinions of a bunch of constantly seething soyboys

Maeve !

No.

smoll maeve

I wish retards would stop trying to shill this game desu. It's pathetic seeing Hi-Rez shit all over everything, then seeing people continue to shill it.

reminder to buy gems paladicks we need to fund hirez magnum opus which in this case the 3rd biggest moba in the history of moba smite!!...season 5 will make the game even bigger every one mum and dad will play the game!!..

maeve friends are welcome here

You might be welcome if you stop swarming everyone that disagrees with you.

That doesn't happen.

that has never happened

He barely even responds

Let the thread die until battlegrounds.

this should win the champion design contest

Holt's ghost will never allow it.

it's a good design but we already have a mounted champ

I wouldn't be able to stop myself from having the Initial D soundtrack blasting in the background every game that champ would show up in.

Whats the point of a flanker class if there just dps now?
The whole point was they they were useless ranged but deadly close and were something of a glass cannon.
But now there just DPS but with more suvivablity.

I'm not screaming OP but its a compleate mess, DPS are pretty much useless now save Bomb King, Dro and a situational sniper.

...

The fucking Chinese come up with better ideas than Paladins do.

that one's shit though

She should play like a cannon from Kid Icarus, complete with bouncing projectiles.

what if we design our own champ?
and we do something seriously for once?

that looks like it came straight out of blade and soul. i don't want to see a kinky mmo's artstyle shoved into paladins.

All the girls need sexy Asian MMO outfits.

...

i have some ideas, but this general is too degenerate

a seriously sluttish loli?

Are we ruling out furry champs
because a big werewolf dude might be cool.

I suggest a catboy support

really though why is every design entered chinese specific? Is that a requirement?

A slutty Magistrate loli.
With a weapon that has a projectile main fire but a hitscan secondary fire ability.
Frontline.

I don't care about the design, I want a champion with a versatile kit that's flexible

The competition is for the chinese version of the game famalam

only if it's a cute and non lewd loli

wtf
youtube.com/watch?v=TLIK1MDYLM0&t=0s

Are you implying the winner won't be imported to our version? Because we don't know that and there is nothing saying it won't.

so china gets their own character?

>reminder that this chink made vivian

yes to this if he's a partial transformation werewolf that transforms into a full Fafnir type wolf when he ults.

probably not
there are 0 benefits to hirez making a character then limiting it to one version

obviously meant fenrir.

I phrase that incorrectly
I'm just saying that it's the chinks that organize the competition
So it's obvious there'll be a lot of chinese themed design entered

based high test Chinese Holt

fuck off already, nobody wants you and never will

i think furries are ok, we already have 2 so... as long as they fit in the universe and dont look like DeviantArt shit we might be fine

any competent game developer knows that a fitting kit is part a good design, im sure we can make something workout

post ´em, what's the worst that could happen?

>because a big werewolf dude might be cool.
this sounds cool, maybe we could make it a cat instead? you know, make it full tigron to fit the lore and we could imagine what a full tigron may look like

...

Is Strix the champion with the most unintentionally funny voicelines?

Surely you meant female

an orc frontline in fat armor (a mix between 40k terminator armor and something out of the lotr movies) that carries a howitzer mounted on a shield.

Okay but if we make it a big transforming Tigron then we're just gonna end up with Aisha ClanClan.
And while I'm not opposed I'm afraid that's already been done.

Which ones are unintentionally funny? Seemed planned for me.

how about a frontline loli that rides around on a big furry guy's shoulders and constantly wants to get in his pants but he's oblivious

Hoo hoo, hoo hoo.
Truly... awesome...

I want a full Tigron champ, another Vulpin or a giant Moose Person

user we have to at least pretend it isn't fetishbait.
Otherwise we'd be putting in a glasses-wearing maid whose weapon is a broom and she clean-sweeps a section of the map as her ult.

this but more classes from TF2. Minigun can swap to Sniper Mode using Ironsights. Flamethrower can obfuscate enemy vision making them think they are allies, grenade can heal. and his Ult is a dispenser turret that makes makes him fast like Scout

>there s no limit to the amount of guns
lol

Cards Unbound was announced on November 29th, so the November and October numbers are both reflective of a time before Cards Unbound was even on people's minds.

Since the current thirty-day average is 20,626 and the October average was 20,618, that means that now, two months after Cards Unbound was announced, the player base is, on average, higher than it was two months before Cards Unbound was announced.

No one is falling for your phony analysis based only on statistics and not on quality, Erez.

DELET THIS

Erez is a pretty cool guy.

>Player numbers fall
>LOL DED GAME RIP PALAGAYS
>Player numbers rise
>C-can't trust statistics, it's all a lie!!

Can't wait for Battlegrounds to get this game over 30k average players.

Doesn't change the fact that its in the shitter now.

I don't know how you could possibly still be saying that with such ignorance. The playerbase is just as high as it was four months ago.

Paladins just uploaded a youtube video about Cyber Ninja Maeve, but immediately deleted it. Somebody got a screen?

>Cyber Ninja Maeve
the skin from the mobile game? is it actually coming to the main game?

Oh, looks like they accidentally uploaded it to the main channel. Damnit

I fucking hope not, those chinks have no sense of taste with those shitty skins.