What am I supposed to do in the event that UUNP causes my game to crash every 20 minutes?
Wyatt Anderson
Reminder that cuckbros are our greatest allies.
Nathaniel King
because Orcs are cool, have the best women, the strongest race
Logan Wood
>best women Also reminder that Malacath is shit-tier and everybody knows it.
Jayden Harris
>Malacath is shit-tier Quite literaly. Boethia ate Trinimac and shat out Malacath as a result. The Orcs are also said to be Aldmer that were covered in Malacath's shit.
Parker Roberts
Orcs are shit. They're like fucking Muslims or Jews, they just show up in your country and build their own little ghetto, refusing to integrate in to society, then have the cheek to threaten you when you happen to stray to close to "their" land.
Juan Fisher
Clones pls no /pol/
Jace King
Most Orcs I've met are bros though. They're also very skilled craftsmen.
Ethan Mitchell
>Op posts orc >creates some old-fashioned elder scrolls racsim This is where the fun begins.
Hunter Hill
Wondering what mod this Orcish set of bikini armor AND the face armor/gorget are from? Unless nisetanaka released something new I've never seen this before.
Jack Edwards
>Unless nisetanaka released something new Well he does.
Zachary Gray
Isn't racism one of the main plot points in the entire history of Nirn?
Eli Adams
Post waifus and Dunmer
James Hughes
Not in terms of mods.
Elijah Wright
lmao even your elf characters look like they have downs
Colton Peterson
>Another waifu You're popping out too much waifus, I'm losing count.
I can't do shit in bodyslide. Any natural body presets I could borrow?
Carter Russell
barbarian armor
Weird that no one complains about the Reachmen, who are actual pests and will go out of their way to attack and raid people that aren't even infringing on their land, yet Orcs who keep to themselves take flak.
Isaac Jenkins
It's part of Lore Friendly armors, and gamefever did an excellent uunp version of it
Jacob Price
>Imperious Races of Skyrim >Nord >Purge passive >choose up to three races to deal more damage at >not enough choices for SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
Oliver Reed
YES! PRAISE TALOS
Nathan Sanders
It's like the fifth video on google if you search for sexlab defeat.
Isaiah Turner
Also that "reusing to integrate with society" line is nonsense. The strongholds do trade with outsiders, accept people who help them into their tribes and there are plenty of Orcs who reside in Markarth working as Smiths and Miners.
The reason they don't let anyone enter their tight-knit communities unless they prove they aren't hostile is because of all the die-hard racists looking to start conflict with them.
The real reason is they want to keep prime orc pussy for themselves.
Michael Turner
HAIRY TICK
Zachary Kelly
>beastfolks put in their place I love this pic, where's the full thing?
Ethan Thomas
Every part of it is gold
Adam Myers
YOU'RE IN RIDNIR'S STAFFS
AND I'M RINDIR
Christopher Ramirez
what elder scrolls would look like if bethesda cared even a little, or ditched the open world meme
Actually, is there any game that does this well? when you're in a city, you see people just doing all kinds of things in a non-repetitive way?
Chase Gonzalez
...
Wyatt Hill
Dunmer are literally all thots.
Brody Thomas
I just love the two cheering dunmer
Connor Allen
I like how the Nerevarine is just there, enjoying himself.
Tyler Butler
>Actually, is there any game that does this well? when you're in a city, you see people just doing all kinds of things in a non-repetitive way? Twilight Princess
But what the Elder Scrolls games really need are brothels, and other such bussineses that makes the world feel more real and alive
Jackson Brown
>Young yarti
Blake Jackson
Witcher 3 did it pretty well. Cities felt very living, shame nothing actually happened, though. I would've liked events around the city and stuff.
Nathan Howard
I didn't even notice that but yeah that's Wraithguard
Jonathan Morales
Makes no sense, user. She was not a whore in her younger days.
Michael Watson
nah, they just need to have detail and size. cities all felt miniscule, wouldn't even be fit to be called villages.
Aaron Williams
Bully >take a walk down the corridor >kid being shoved in locker >a nerd is throwing stink bombs at a Jock chasing them and gets tackled and knocked out >a Bully is getting busted by the science teacher for some reason >Someone pulls the fire alarm, and a bunch of people trip over marbles that were evidently all over the exit
Brayden Phillips
NOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS
MODS MODS MODS
user SAID ALL DUNMER ARE UGLY
MOOOOOOOOOOODS DELETE THIS
Isaiah Cruz
If Bethesda remade Redguard they could probably achieve it. It has only one city which is basically a third of the map so they could really focus on making it feel alive.
John Gonzalez
>snake, every night before he cries himself to sleep
Christian Ortiz
Unfortunately, they think players want epic, open worlds with copy pasted content. It's never happening.
Actually, true. Bully did it pretty well. Bully was a really, really underrated game in general. Sequel literally never.
James Stewart
She did it for free
Landon Howard
M A D L A D Z
Colton Gonzalez
Cities in TW3 are fucking amazing and look, sound and feel alive, the problem is that you always see the same generic NPCs in the same locations having the same conversations. Like the guys discussing the new busty waitresses at some inn in Hierarch Square. You're right about the lack of events though, and it sucks that nothing changes in the city when you finish the questline that determines who ends up ruling it.
Still far better than any city in skyrim
Jaxson Cruz
What is he planning?
Luis Young
To wage Jihad and bring the Khilafah into a new golden age
John Reed
Yeah. It kinda sucked in that regard. It blew me away how good and lively it looted, but I had literally no reason to walk around and explore. Plus the repetition, like you said.
But fuck, an Elder Scrolls game with that level of detail and content would be amazing.
Colton Ortiz
redguards always plottin
Oliver Parker
She is a Dunmer. There's no way she wasn't a whore in her younger days. She's probably taken several orc and kitty dicks.
Nolan Sullivan
I want to keep that khajiit as a pet.
Jose Harris
Anyone else think the redhead looks like Pat?
James Bell
>/tesg/ now has so many newfags that they dont even know when the "death of /tesg/" trio started posting >they dont know about yartis past
Jeremiah Lee
>kitty dicks barbs
Thomas Ortiz
Go sit in the corner grandpa
Isaac Miller
It's just shitposting bro. Don't bother.
Jack Lee
who the fuck is yarti
Wyatt Green
Please grandad, tell us a story of your younger days.
Camden Bennett
>they don't know about yartis past You mean when she shit her pants?
Jacob Jackson
>"death of tesg" trio Snake, Brave, and Haar?
Levi Diaz
Why not just call them "The Tribunal"
Colton White
Give me the best obscure hair mods, pronto
Noah Torres
that never happened
Snake says he love tesg even if he can't do much of skyrim anymore. Brave said "I hate tesg" and haar just seem to be pissed with it he probably hates it too
Gabriel Barnes
He's going to trick Aladin into going into the cave and retrieving the magic lamp for him.
Jason Hill
m8 look up 'sharti' on fireden
William Reed
Is this the Streisand effect in action?
Isaac Stewart
Orsimer are the best race in TES for one simple reason -- you can have an Orsimer main in every TES game and they'll always fit the bill of an outsider. Think about it. In Morrowind, Oblivion, and even Skyrim if you ever try making a Dunmer, Imperial, or Nord you always approach these cultures with ignorance and everyone sort of acts like you're some know-nothing bumpkin. If you suddenly feel compelled to "adopt" these cultures as your own, there's still usually something or some snippet of dialogue made to feel you like you're not truly FROM there.
Orcs "fit" as the misfit hero in every Bethesda game they've been a playable race.
Carter Reyes
But Yarti has been retconned into a wholesome housewife. Any references to her old version is shitposting, pure and simple. You're talking about a character that no longer existed.
Noah Campbell
That's nice, snake. You can tell the story on your discord, I'm sure everyone is dying to hear it.
Cooper Mitchell
Yeah we get it user, you like green women.
Cooper Smith
None of these characters exist
Charles Long
I like green men, too. Green dick is better than blue dick. That's just a fact.
Ayden Rodriguez
d-delet this...
Adrian Myers
Then why is Snake here every day still, posting his godawful screenshots we've all seen a million times?
Ryan Allen
Orcs are shit for one simple reason - they're shit.
Jaxon King
Is /tesg/ schizophrenic?
Blake Hall
You'll never be cool until you can get over your divine poop hangup
Colton Miller
Also orc women are probably the best in bed and have the biggest asses. Why would you ever care about any other race?
Ryder Nelson
They do exist in a fictional medium, dumb-dumb.
Nope. It was me, Nita, and Judas #1 AKA Yarti.
Angel Harris
You'll never be cool until you stop thinking Orcs are anything but shit.