Fighting Games General /fgg/

Year of the dog!

lol no

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Why is drunk samurai girl so smug?

how do I afford a PS4 with PSN as a NEET bros..

don't tell me to get a job

Is that a boy?

Is it normal that I want to lick the dust and dead skin particles from between her toes, /fgg/

Who the fuck plays fighting games on a console

Get a job.

you'd be smug too with a rack like that

>NEET
>Job
?

no

It's literally impossible to gain something with 0 input

DBFZ tier list thought please I'm desperate.

I want to play MHW too.

the dilemma is not being able to play MHW/Fighting games properly when I have to slave away for 8 hours a day, which makes the purchase useless in the first place.

Sakura!

>Ally to good! Nightmare to you!
i remember when i used to say this as my answer everytime people asked who i was

S tier
Goku Goku Vegeta Gohan
C tier
Goku Vegeta Gohan

Tell me who you main and ONE interesting thing about yourself that involved your high school life.

goku isn't C

how the fuck do i play dbfz, the game is too fast

majin vegeta in sfv when

I main Chun
I never went to high school

I did not have a single casual conversation with a girl through the entirety of high school, never interacted with one in any way beyond forced stuff like projects.

That's all.

Don't play vappa games

just mash light punch bro

Abigail

One time I almost literally drowned in a pool while in a swimming competition.

You bet I would.

Remember, girls are like fighting games

3D is no good

Do you guys believe in aliens?

are you retarded, vappa is spamming snk waifu edition

May
I slept with my biology teacher

does fgg like shit games just to be contrarian?

Friendly reminder if you play big body characters i will not respect you.
No respect for enemies of respect

who would win in a FT10 between brick and broski?

we would all lose

blazblue and sfv are unironically the best fighting games on the market for their subgenre

I only play sniffs. And Guile.

shit dude i had that happen to me during a field trip to some lake
i hope youre not traumatized by water now

Save up for a decent PC. I built mine for about 400€.

SFV is the ONLY fighting game on the market for its subgenre

you sound like you don't play blue

thus the best

Bison

I was messing with some other kid, nothing serious, and a teacher interrupted us and ended up asking what my name was. I gave them the name of another kid that was an asshole. Me and a buddy of mine got a good laugh out of it when the teacher left us alone. I am an epic ruseman.

The coolest

To be fair that's difficult now with the crypto garbage going on.

no but i got laughed at by my fellow mates, after being saved of course.
I did avoid swimming for a while, though.

I don't really know dragon ball more

can someone explain why android 17 + 18 are so fucking strong?

they're modified humans, right? not robots, cyborgs. so what the fuck happened to then to make them literally as strong as gods?

Alex

I won the best hair award for senior year but a bitchy ex turned it to longest hair in the year book. what a cunt

dr gero is really smart

Akuma
I once had a kid tell me to come to his class to fight him after things had gotten really heated. Then when I got there he had his teacher make me leave.

/fgg/ is all about being contrarian even among contrarians.

biology is a great subject, im happy for you

lore wise they are Super Saiyan 1.5 tier, the ass pull is that Dr Gero (their creator) was watching goku and co fight battles and gathering data to analyze them. This coupled with their infinite energy allowed them to be strong.

Why SS 1.5 tier? Dr Gero stopped gathering data after goku went to namek (where goku attained Super Saiyan 1). So they didn't know goku and co could go Super Saiyan.

the game doesn't give a shit about the lore

it's a cartoon for children, why do you assume they give a heck about logical consistency

Incorrect.

Humanity fuck yeah

During EVO Zhi said that in Japan there is a stigma against grappler players

So where exactly are they considered fine?

"if you're not bitter about the state of the game then you don't play it enough"
Can you guys imagine being this upset at your own hobbies?

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who is vappa in dragonball fighterz?

>h*ck
don't swear motherfucker

I main Zeku, Axl and Billy.
In high school I helped about half my classmates to study, I even got some money once.

Bison.

Me and a friend were suspended once for making fun of a female teacher with hairy armpits.

Mel Gibson

he was watching them by using a nano machine flybot btw

I don't mean the game though. aren't they cleaning house in that dragon ball super multiverse tournament?

Well Toriyama has tried and failed to explain things many times. Theres so many loopholes that when hes tried to fix one he creates several new ones mans truly a hack.

power levels are bullshit

that's really stupid considering he collects data from frieza to make cell, but doesn't collect data from future trunks who's just there.

All the humans in DBZ are weak as shit except 17 and 18 who were modified... so... why don't Krillin/Yamcha/etc. modify themselves like that so they can be stronger?

Literally everyone except grappler players hate grappler

I work 8 hours a day salaried with a schedule of 7-3. I make time for 2-3 hours of fighting at least 5 days a week on top of my busy schedule of being a chronic masturbator.

They fucking killed the nigga behind said enhancements.

they don't care as much
krillin got a hot banging wife
yamcha got his cat that can turn into anything he wants, but he's still somehow a virgin
tenshinhan would rather get there by his own efforts and he's not human anyway

Ask /a/, soyboy.

Sure hope I get Makoto or Sodom in S4 so I never have to play this ugly bitch ever again.

because the only scientist who could do that was killed by 17

Hell.

Kolin

My buddies nicknamed me Leader One for a while because at 16 I was the first to lose the v-card

2-3 hours is absolutely nothing though

Capsule Corp could reverse-engineer it

Jack 7

People spread rumors that I was a cage fighter and most of the school believed it. I also was awake during surgery when I was 15.

Why is Tien classified as a human? Nigga got 3 eyes.

Why is the king of their earth a fucking cat or something?

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=36&v=qtcZlarM8D4

snk won

*splish*

nowhere
grapplers are degenerate and ruin every game they're in.

>Sodom
Makoto's almost a given for next season though.

I'm pretty sure doctor brief or even bulma could do the same with the blueprints they got. they even repaired 16 no problem.

It's a cairn terrier, lmoa

>literally placed into a fucking quarantine auto-join lobby I can't escape or the game gets stuck
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

*splash*
*I was taking a bath*
That's all it takes for this curiously attractive fishman to arouse your interest. Why don't you already own a romance ward?