League of Legends General - /lolg/

xth for my wife Syndra

>WITHOUT a condom

>tfw no qt petite gf

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No audio because riot are jews
From your local autist

are you ready for new swain?

LUOULUU!

Bend over and clear that enemy control ward for me cutie

Forgot the link

Take two!

na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/champion-and-skin-sale-0130-0202-0

i want to RAPE Lulu
:3

heres the aduio vro
youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

>want ass blade irelia for future irelia rework
>don't have irelia champ
dammit

God, I bet Slayer Jinx has awful hygiene.

I want to make nasty smelly sweaty sex with her

lord palpatine get the fuck out of here
youtube.com/watch?v=_XWomD6TazQ

Literally nothing

>ywn be captured by darkflame shyvana
>ywn be savagely raped by her wild nature and bloodlust

>ywn fill shyvana's tight, hot, dragonpussy with your human seed, sealing her fate as a mother of 1/4 dragon kids

Where and how dirty would it be?

shyv is more likely to have a cloaca than a normal pussy for the record

>Raping/being raped
>Keeps her helmet on

What? hello?

slayer jinx is Anons best chance at sex
everyone is undead so her only other options are nunu and pantheon

What if the enemy jungler is hiding in the bush?!!! You clear it!!!

You are the support! surely you can take a little risk to secure your carry success?

Plus its 30 free gold for you!

that fabio hair looks so fucking ridiculous.

It is cold in there -nunu

Rengar revert is cool and all but where the fuck is the Leblanc revert? She feels like pure shit to play now.

yeah a reptilian cloaca, to go with her reptilian breasts and reptilian skin
dragon pussy is CANON you fucking tool

you want him. dont deny it

I'm back to the game after a while (2 seasons skipped), I bought all missing champions for shitload of BE I had and I wonder what champions are fun and not trash at the same time right now? I played placements as well, these were the worst since season 1, when I intentionally trolled to get ELO below 0.

I can't self insert unless the character is balding like myself

Warm Honey

Probably in some abandoned building. I would probably be horny as fuck since I hadn't jacked off or had access to porn in months. I wouldn't be able to resist any longer and would press her against the rotting floorboards and force myself on her, cumming inside of course.

After finishing id probably feel guilty as fuck and would stroke her hair and tell her how pretty she is

You have Braum

No!

>Fill
>Implying she wouldn't suck it out of you like a hot vacuum

how do you guys think shyvana would ACTUALLY react to dragonpussyposting???

How do I join the vg chatroom like the old client had?

Why is this game just so bad.

Went ranked with Yi jungle and he basically only farmed the whole game. Why do these people play this game?

Extreme arousal at the prospect of getting knocked up.

Ask for sauce on that pic.

Should I max W or E after Q on mundo ?

kek

E

90% of the time E, you only max W anything but last if they have obscene amounts of CC. Also E-Max is solid depending on the matchup/if you're jungling.

Just pink her E lol

Thank you senpais

Why are Silvers so obsessed with pushing mid all the time no matter what? You ping a million times and type in chat that we need to reverse the sidelanes and they just keep posturing mid when there's nothing to get there. Jesus christ

It is literally one of your main tasks to clear that ward you dumb Janna main

>Curtain Call (R) damage increased from 50/115/180 to 50/125/200

Man that 10 and 20 ad sure is gonna help.

>We got late game bro

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Based

best off-meta top lane champs?

>ywn repopulate the human race with Jinx

>best
>off-meta
lol

>Climbing through silver, relatively easily
>Every single game, someone gets into a bitch fight with someone else
>One of them says "lol stay silver noob" or something like that
>Look that guy up
>That guy is Silver for 3 seasons straight
Why would you even do that

I was checking my image folder and found this
if I have time I will put the others I make
and if I have more time I will make another one

No bully please! I will remove it!

>enemy janna rushes ardent
>loses
lmao these dumb egirl retards who think this will give them freelo

I'm never leashing for my jg again. I'm tired of the enemy hitting 6 before me fuck that

Any adc
Taric

her pathetic """breasts""" cannot feed a child and her flimsy hips would snap during childbirth
worst broodmare

worst feel

her boobs would grow during pregnancy

I'm assuming you're talking about top lane, never leash for your jungler if you're topside. If they think there's any reason to start top side they're a shit jungler

Girls smaller than Jinx have been safely giving birth for thousands of years.

Darius, Fiora, Jayce and Urgot

Literally Star Wars

Thanks :3

huamns are one of the few if not the only mammal where boobs grow without pregnancy

jinx is a rare breed

flat chested slut that can't even get a man

This V
Maybe Incredulous/flattered that so many strangers want to impregnate her despite her appearance

voyboy? more like soyboy

Used to 'main' LB, current one feels totally shitty, it's possible to play her, but overall its not the same champion then used to be, totally different playstyle

>ashefag making fun of any other waifufag
Go prep tryndamere you are making him wait

LEAK REPOSTAN FROM LAST THREAD:

SolCrush: Irelia
CertainlyT: Rammus
RiotAugust: Akali
Wrekz: Jarvan minor vgu (model and voice upgrade with little gameplay changes)

>Girls smaller than Jinx have been safely giving birth for thousands of years.
>i don't know anything about human pregnancy
even if jinx could birth a couple children she wouldn't be able to pump out the dozens and dozens of children you are proposing
you need a sona-type for something like that

>Transforming a rebellious girl like Jinx into a mother
Is this a fetish, because i like it

>seven dodges in a row
I JUST WANT TO PLAY

Stop pushing poor John into your "hurr durr waifufag neckbeard" fetish hate shit.
You pussy

>tfw your waifu doesn't have a canon bull
ashefags are so lucky...

I feel sorry for Voy he seems like a nice dude besides being a Reddit memer and he got cheated on by two different girls like shit man that sucks. E girls are the worst

mother =/= breeding sow

starting it now
>CertainlyT: Rammus

Though I would love to see brad be in charge of every VGU

> CertainlyT
> Rammus

O-K

Fake. Reave said no Jarvan update planned.

Lay traps in triangle formations. You can cover a lane with 3 instead of 5 traps this way

Dont repost your fake leaks anymore
we have this several times a month
Riot even commented on this and already said that the rammus and jarvan shit is complete bullshit

fuckoff and stop spreading false info

wukong

All lanes. If I'm the adc my support can leash. Took me so long to catch up a level once because my trash support died while I recalled at 2% hp

B...ut, maybe with love and patience she can a respectful woman

Humans also have GIGANTIC dicks.

Not sure if they've ever found an explanation for this, but not many animals beat us in size (compared to body mass).

Are Vayne mains worse than Riven mains?