/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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>loli waifu

>Dismissing loli waifus while posting a reaction image of a 14 year old girl

She was my waifu when I was 12 and she's 28 now

someone post the .webm

Okay.

*kills ur med in grand finals during a stalemate*

>scout takes skill
lmfao

>highlander

who said that

>comp

babbies who cant win the 15v15 pub solo i guess

>15v15

>Getting dominated by a no-frag class
lmfao

>203546154
b8

>tfw i play roamer in a pug

youtube.com/watch?v=Gm9P1QsoGhw

if you're dominated by medic you are unironically shit

you do realize that the me-

why am i replying wtf i am falling for bait

IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT KILLING THE MEDIC HOLY SHIT HOW BAD IS YOUR FUCKING TEAM

med kills as scout aren't super common in hl

BONK

is that a quote from widowmaker from team fortress classic?

>tfw 1 key profit

making money with this game is so easy its bullshit like a real fucking cheat in life wtf lol

>tfw fell for the lucky 42 meme and bought one off the market and realized its uncraftable
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i did that too and lost like a buck
sold it back immediately after I realized my fuck up
shouldve known something is really fishy when backpack says theres only 120 instances of that those 10 key lucky 42

>42
>lucky
42 is unlucky

is this worth anything or should i just keep it

look out for medic mains and sell it to them at like 20 ref

wear it to let everyone know that you're HIV positive and bag groceries

nice
any medic mains here? willing to trade for name tags

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9, 12, and 4 are considered unlucky numbers, but they're blessed numbers for me. Just cause it's bad luck for one doesn't make it bad luck for all

WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A STRANGE MACHINA GODDAMN WHY IS IT 8 KEYS

you get 8 keys worth of shit, sell it for 8 keys, then use those 8 keys to buy it, dumbass

you don't use the orange jew in the first place

Get a job and work for an hour and a half. And then you can afford a Strange Machina

bag groceries for an hour and a half

Too bad for him since bag boy isn't a position people can apply for. Unless there's a Walmart or something in your area. Ain't in mine

bag groceries for 2 hours, you gotta keep tax and union fees in ur mind little goy

>hour and a half to make $20 (or less if you buy keys from resellers)
holy shit lmao

>hour and a half
>only get $8
Ummmm bag boy is that how much they pay you?

bagboy's spic walmart pays by the bag, and he slacks off too much to browse reddit to make any real money

Min wage in NYC is like $12/hour because the cost of living is so high. Because that's how you deal with people not being able to afford to live in a certain area. Bitch and moan until they raise the minimum wage.

It's $13 in NYC. Close enough, though

yeah keep raising that minimum wage that'll help prices won't go up, no siree

The hell is up with all the aimbots recently?

You might wanna fix up that sentence since it was fucky, but I understood it anyway. Only the taxes will hurt a tiny bit. Everything else is basically the same price as before

Some guy got bored playing TF2 normally so instead of actually moving on to other things and greener pastures he decided to shit up the game by coding an automatic bot that ruins every game it joins.

Cool. Well, TF2 is shit so actively hurting it I want to donate to the guy if he has a paypal.

It's not even that, it's older accounts with some hours on them using blatant hacks now.

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Nice. He's doing god's work

When will you learn that everything in the game is a crutch except for market gardening!

/votekick cat

market gardening is a crutch for people who can't into healthpack pickups

I still can't market garden.
4 years and I'm only now enjoying the shotgun.

wow u suck lol

wow u suck lol

me too dude. market garden is a shitty meme weapon anyways

DONT KILL ME IM A FRIENDLY MARKET GARDENER

Why are you being such a tryhard? I'm friendly

page 10 save rave

just let it die faggot, nobody is talking about tf2. 99% of posts are off topic bullshit

tactical bait to keep the thread alive

>Queue up for ctf
>Wait three mins to be put into a 2fort (bonus if it's not half empty by the time you join)
>Play for maybe four full minutes before the match ends because a scout on either team with no cosmetics or a gibus insta-caps the intel three times facing no resistance because it's ctf and nobody cares to protect it.
(>(Optional step) Somebody is forced to play engineer with the sole intent of preventing this exact chain of events.
>Wait for the match to end and everyone to vote to replay the same map you were just on. >Finally get in again. server empty
>Leave and repeat

We as a community wanted matchmaking? I'd kill for my pubs back not gonna lie.

why the fuck do you want to play 2fort, nigger?

>>queue up for ctf

Because sometimes I just want to fuck about and be the third sniper without people bitching at me, nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=h1gRTDPkZdI

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>she
who is b4nny waiting for?

I don't speak labourer

*gets one kill with pyro*
>w+m1!!!!
>omg i HATE PYRO
>pyro takes no fucking skill noob play a real class *is W+M1's hard counter, heavy*
>remove pyro please
>w+m1 trash fuck off

Back when he wasn't a crunch aspie shell of a gamer he is now, he at one time had a gf.

every one of those comments was absolutely right about you though.
1. you did wm1 to kill
2. pyro is universally hated except by weird furry gays
3. pyro is one of the lowest skill classes in the game
4. nothing would be lost by getting rid of pyro
5. wm1 trash does indeed need to fuck off

if you get killed by W+M1 you're either a baddie or got ambushed as a class that can't either get away or at least mutual kill in which case you fucking deserved it

t. pyro main

I don't get killed ever

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

the highest skill players in the game certainly think so

>He thinks of himself as a high-skilled player

k8hzyqb

literally too lazy to login to get that trash
+rep for raffle

Im out here on Scrap.tf and my god are these DDLC roleplayers autistic as shit. I just want free shit, not your autistic ramblings. God.

>he knows how to read

get yourself banned it's for the best

no one asked for casual matchmaking they just added it because every other game has matchmaking and so therefore tf2 needed it

To be fair matchmaking isn't bad in its own right it's just that the tf team can't code a matchmaking system that works to save their life

>Blacky is in the thread
I thought he killed himself?

who

I take it you mean morwanneg aka black tranny™? why would they be gone? they are a regular

why are all nu-tf2g memes so awful and forced?