League of Legends general - /lolg/

Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!

I want Zoe to sit on my face.

>tfw no harem

>people who have no actual game knowledge and try to play special snowflake picks
REEEE

Xth for my wife Annie getting an Ultimate skin.

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wrong!
y-yeah that's very lewd, but it's still in my limit so it's alright. And makes me very sad as usual.

at least those people stay in low elo unlike retards who get a free ride off fotm and ruin my games

I wish I could hug and protect you between my arms in a cold night user...

Is swain coming this week or next?

I wanna marry Taliyah's eyebrows!

literally me
>have no idea how to lane
>no idea when to use tp
all i know is how to autistically push top as illaoi and i'm plat iv now

shut the fuck up idiot you never have a single interesting or even cute thing to say

smothering your boring posts with exclamation points doesn't somehow make them better

Honestly, from what I've seen, your limit has more to do with the flavor of what's written rather than what's actually being described. You just don't like straightforward explicit descriptions, but more sensual and erotic ones you seem okay with.
I'm sure with time I could write things that you'd deem acceptable despite them describing very lewd activities

THE CRYSTAL SCAR IS WEEPING

I will respect my support if she's Leona, and she will protect me.
Otherwise if my support is a her, I don't care

Bard is the most alpha support. Prove me wrong

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>slayer Jinx will never murder you in cold blood and then eat you for nourishment

why even live?

BEGONE THOTS

>give top laner some advice for their matchup after they die once
>"muted"
Fucking top laners.
Why are they always such faggots?

Damn, you are getting very sad because a literal character from a trash game will never be real. Go get yourself a glass of cold water and stop being so fucking pathetic, you autist. If you are this desperate get a cosplaying girlfriend and ask her to cosplay Syndra for you. It is that easy and given the fact Italy has a huge cosplaying following it shouldn't be an issue.

>A tower in bottom goes down
>suddenly both ADCs and supports are aimlessly roaming around the map
>or they just ARAM

CRAAAAWWLIIIIING

Watching your team feed relentlessly and give up every dragon even though the enemy jungler has visited your lane 7 times, the mid 5 times, and the support twice, and you've maybe died once, while your lane opponent is constantly shoving, ends up grating on your psyche.

Another normal day I think. Wasting time as usual

And what does it say about you that you feel the need to do this instead of just ignoring it?

I miss Galio

early game, you tp to bot if you think you can get 3 or more kills. otherwise it's almost never worth losing the exp. of course you should try to push in the creeps before if possible

laning top is just about using your abilities better than the enemy and managing waves properly esp vs ranged

now go get diamond with your broken champion you scumfuck rat piece of shit

zac buffs when i'm buying him when he goes on sale

>your bot lane pushes their tower
>they continue to push bot lane and get ganked over and over instead of swapping to top or going mid to push after balling a wave

I lost my virginity today so that was pretty nice

Maybe you're right, but I'm still not convinced. I don't know.
user! Are you alright?

been pretty good, between spectating challengerfags to observe and learn, reading, writing and playing

Anyone playing Riven? What runes? Won with Aery earlier, but got my feminine penis smashed to bits in lane which is where I was expecting to do well.

looloo

What do you think of Bard Syndra user? Just a random answer

*malfoy harry potter theme begins*

youtube.com/watch?v=Hvvh5QZxsoE

Nice deflecting as usual, you waste of air.

I don't know where you saw the edge but feel free to go on.

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>Tank ""support""
do not forget mentioning her taking ignite instead of exhaust so zed kayn or any other assassin one shoot you oh yeah and no shields/heals!
Rude :( !!!
Thank you user, I need that!

This is my lane now.

thanks dad i'll make you proud

>not wanting wizard powers

that was an ok response, a bit more inspired than your usual posts. keep it up and you might get the dicking you desire

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE
THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME
NO ONE WILL EVER TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

FUCKING THIS
>both enemy adc and support at 30% under turret
>coward adc won't risk to get a free kill
>flash + R
>watch them as they try to get away from each other
>Double kill !
AHAHHAHa

>Maybe you're right, but I'm still not convinced. I don't know.
I'm sure I'll find a way if I want to. I'm already surprised at how far I've been able to go already.
Besides, wouldn't you want to think about Syndra's naked body gyrating on top of you like a goddess as she looks into your eyes with an esoteric mixture of affection and desire?

was it with a cute girl (boy)?

I've discovered a power beyond power!!!

arcade ez should have been a megaman skin prove me wrong
also ez should be removed from lol legends

>dicking
wow.. rude I am not a slut !

I want both you and Caitlyn to sit on my lap!

>implying I have shit positioning and let assassins come near me
>implying a stun from Leona doesn't cuck their attempt because I'm actually in a safe place
>implying I need shields and heals when the enemies are fucking dead
>implying I'd ever have some slut playing Janna while distracted by his buttplug instead of a bro on Braum/Leona/Alistar/Taric or even Shen.

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no it was a not-that-cute girl(female)

still was nice

NO! Taliyah and her eyebrows are mine!

Reminder to report roleplaying
Take it to /trash/ fellas

who is roleplaying in this thread right now?

>able to filter all that shit out
>doesn't
R..REPORT

Electrocute, Precision secondary is my set up.
I sometimes consider Inspiration as a secondary

Do grandpas do it better?

I'm not deflecting anything, I'm just asking if you're alright since you sounded pretty tense in that post you made.
Bard is alright I guess. He always manages to be annoying when he is in the enemy team, but good Bards are always fun to see.
of course I'd love that, it'd be beyond amazing, and it's not like I never think about it.

>"It's okay to do things that we shouldn't be doing in this thread because you can just filter it"

Nice, time to start spamming porn in blue boards and when I get banned I'll just tell the mods that they can just filter it

I don't want to do role-playing and lewdposting. Tried it before, all the talk of being a cute girl (male) made me feel weird. I don't want to get corrupted. Look what happened to Swift

>female
Disgusting.

>reporting automatically hides things
are you by chance retarded. it's the same process except one requires you to filter less trash in the future

You're such a whiny little faggot, holy shit.

dude, just exchange summoner names, skype, discord, anything, and then go yiff in peace
I already have to deal with waifufags because it's ""on-topic,"" but that's just bullshit

>posting NSFW material in SFW boards
>People RP'ing
>the same thing

Exactly. It's the delivery that bothers you imo, not the content itself.
And the number of people who have posted degenerate crap about Syndra can't help

all of you are at least plat 5, right? i mean oh man it'd be pretty pathetic if you weren't, good thing that's not the case huh?

>Leo protects you
>can protect only (you) because 1 stun, R has high cd and small aoe stun
>zed dives your mid and kills him kayn already killed your jungler (probably eve or lee sin) and running at you
>both top targeting each other since the game started
>it becomes a 2 v 4/3 and die
meanwhile I just press R as Janna and all of these problems go away!!!
>inb4 I can 1v1 kayn or zed

>Zyra taking a selfie

That killed me.

>implying you aren't corrupted already

rules are rules

>things we shouldn't do
Tell me what rule says that roleplaying is not allowed, because porn on blue boards is explicitly against the rules
Just because you don't want to see it doesn't mean its against the rules, these threads are not your personal safe space you faggot.

>plat 5
you disgust me, I am plat 4

>tfw no nidalee gf with huge buffs and massive viability
feels bad man

It was okay thanks user, went to the gym and climbed some more ranks.

don't you mean lulu?

>this much conjecture
>zed and kayn already used their major abilities
>i position so they can't both run at my at the same time
>i have flash and heal up because I don't autistically use them for kills all the time
>I play around Leona's CD's and hit the assassins as they come in becase Zed has only one gapclose and Kayn doesn't have his ult to follow me
>Leona's ult is a slow in a large range that can still shut off their engage
>Leona's E exists
>Leona's Q has a very low CD
I know you're a brainless Janna main, but try to put some effort in

>Tell me what rule says that roleplaying is not allowed
offtopic
league of legends is a game where people go online to kill others and call everyone else names, not to roleplay as Garen and do nothing but seek and destroy all mages
if you want to safely roleplay, go to some of those erp-bait MMOs like tree of savior/tera or just exchange contacts

>Diana
>having fun

ENOUGH

>Draven + Jinx
T1 WAS RIGHT

soraka worth using in ranked games or casual only? I heard shes a pretty shit support right now

Sorry but League of Legends based roleplaying is on topic about League of Legends.
And again, please tell me who in this thread is actually roleplaying?

Also
He doesn't pick Garen and shout insults at the Villan in all chat
lmao @ you're lyfe.

is Ziggs gonna aloha snackbar everyone?

>can 2 v 4
>enemies targeting leo
This is new!
>I know you're a brainless Janna main, but try to put some effort in
I am trying :(

>Aurelion Sol
>Bard
>Braum
>Draven
>Jhin

These are objectivity the best champions in the game taking into account their design, character and kit. Prove me wrong.