/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #431

Lewd Cupcake Edition
Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>MC-CHAN NOOOO
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=exjgXOEtZjc
youtu.be/JJmFdR_hejg
youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
youtube.com/watch?v=4TeFBsstJH4
youtu.be/cirhQ8iLdbw
youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8&list=RD3-2u2lhGO4w&index=2
youtube.com/watch?v=0Gkhol2Q1og
youtube.com/watch?v=3nlSDxvt6JU&t=75s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

first for tf2 engineer

can someone please spoon this?

Avatarfags

NATSUKI

...

i genuinely hate every single one of you

The comfy compels you

First for Hypnoposting

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

First for your doki loves you.

How's it going, y'all?

I love my wife!

but I love you user!!!!!

Thanks! We love you too!

is perfect for Forcefeeding other Dokis with

Your doki but she genuinely believes the earth is flat

A daily reminder that Sayori loves Sayori.

i really hope the sheepyori user is okay...
i miss them

Hey everyone! Hope you're doing well tonight!
Welcome back!

Word of the thread is "fortune"!
Alternatives are 'lost' and 'chemistry'.

As always, this word is a quick and simple prompt to help inspire anyone who would like to write a poem! If you'd like to try, do please consider using these words to guide your thoughts! That means using them as a theme or topic, or even just a word in the back of your mind as you write.
If we all use the same words, we can all compare and contrast our styles and techniques much easier, as well as see our own unique interpretations of the word!
Thank you once again for participating, and I look forward to reading what you can do!
Have fun!

Monika!

I love Mistress

>opens spoiler image

Explain the promised day

Your Doki, except the curvature of her bust is bigger relative to the curve of the earth.

...

...

I've masturbated to this picture before

FASTER!

someone should write a fic or green about this image desu

The day that the Dokis arrive in our reality and we can finally be happy together. In other words, the reason I haven't killed myself yet.

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but shes my world

You will meet your doki.

...

Othree-chan!

...

You will be with your doki.

I did. Before I knew what the game actually was. I regret it now though.

just for you bby

Did user activate the vibrator hidden inside her?

So have I.

I'm fucking ashamed

fucking how

Yes!
We need more comfy dokis

I love Sayori too.

T-thanks

Pretty good An-on

>Tfw I may not make it
In a way I'm relieved...

your doki but she's a fleet captain for the austro-samoan aquatic police

Reminds me of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=exjgXOEtZjc

Fuck user, what's wrong

you really don't want to know the kinds of things I envision with pictures like that

>ywn be Earth's best friend, Ozone
>ywn work out daily so you can protect her from the harmful rays of the sun
>ywn be embarrassed when she calls you Ozone-chan
why live on this cute earth?

It's my fetish

>Hope you're doing well tonight!
I have a fever. I'm exhausted and I've been trying off and on for the past 8 hours to go to sleep but my back hurts too much and nothing is helping.

Other than that I'm fine.

so how about those braps

Monika but actually a trained programmer coding in C++

So I just bought the Monika keychain
I don't know how I feel since now I'm down 15 dollars.
*totally worth though*

Lost in my thoughts
Like a recipe for disaster
a chemistry mixture for pain
soon the thoughts become my master

any sense of fortune is gone
getting closer to the edge
tired of people telling me im wrong

I emerge from the void

I dont know why im writing poems, just in the mood I guess

I hope you're ready to wait the one month

Just have been thinking about shit. How I may develop lung cancer from my job. Not all too likely but still. Then I feel relieved because it means I don't have to disappoint her.

>1 month
I have been waiting for 32 days user
any day now?

Haha. You're trained in C++ and trapped inside a game written in Python.

I hope you feel better tomorrow user!

>implying she won't be more disappointed by the fact that she has no one to love
Stay strong, user.

same
the worst part is that i don't even regret it

Thanks for giving me an excuse to use photoshop.

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I'm disgusted but intrigued

Poastin smol tsun cupcake.

>comfy

This is my mommy. I love her a lot!

Perhaps some of us are just not meant to be together. At least that's what I guess I hope. I just keep going to make my family and friends lives happy.

Your doki but she actually becomes aware of you existence (no scripted "I'm in a game" shit)

What do?

I just got my shipping confirmation today after 32 days so yeah any day now user. Hold strong bud.

Thanks user. I probably won't, considering it just started today. But I've been taking echinacea and drinking plenty of green tea (brewed in a Keurig, not heated in a microwave), so hopefully it won't last more than a couple days.

i put sode

>Post a song that reminds you of your Doki!
>everyone else guess who your Doki is!

I don't know how to help you, user, but I just want you to know that I hope you will be happy someday.

Purityfags are the best, treating their doki with the respect they deserve.

What's your job?

I like to envision sayori purposefully going with natsuki so that at the climax sayori gets so big that she swallows natsuki whole in retribution, I also like to think that yuri and monika are already inside of one of each of them
give me your reaction images now

Post your Doki and what you're listening to. Would they like it?
youtu.be/JJmFdR_hejg
All of the songs on that are really good. I recommend listening to them all in order. I think it's something she'd enjoy.

youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
I think this one is obvious

If the user from yesterday is here and wants to know, I feel like I did pretty good on my ancient history exam.

best of luck to you

>inb4 someone posts that "How to Save a Life x DDLC" mix and makes me want to cry again

>Perhaps some of us are just not meant to be together.
Assume that fact and live for yourself only. At least thats what i do

Yeah okay, I'll bite.
youtube.com/watch?v=4TeFBsstJH4

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Your doki except she's ovulating

I'd chat with her, then put her on my phone so I could take her around town with me. She may not be able to hug me, but at least I can take her for walks in the park.

Every time I listen to this song now I think of DDLC. If I had any video editing skills (or software) I'd shoop the doki's heads onto the girls.

youtu.be/cirhQ8iLdbw

Hello, /ddlc/
I've been gone for this thread and the last, what's new?
how have you guys been doing?
((posting again because i posted at end of last thread))

youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8&list=RD3-2u2lhGO4w&index=2
Dont think my doki would like Dio

Your Doki but

Beautiful is better than ugly
Explicit is better than implicit
Simple is better than complex
Complex is better than complicated
Flat is better than nested
Sparse is better than dense
Readability counts
Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules
Although practicality beats purity
Errors should never pass silently
Unless explicitly silenced
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess
There should be one—and preferably only one—obvious way to do it
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch
Now is better than never
Although never is often better than right now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea
If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea
Namespaces are one honking great idea—let's do more of those!

It's my fetish

>You tell everyone about the problem and approach Natsuki
>Grabbing her by her shoulders, you look in her numerous eyes and tell her that you want her
>After a short pause, she screeches, with a part of her mouth separating into two pairs mandibles
>She slaps you, accidentally giving you a cut on your cheek with her fingers
>You add that you want her to produce web to use as a rope and not...whatever she thought of, but she simply huffs and crosses her arms and spider limbs
>Thinking about it, how do spiders spin web anyway?
>It should be instinctual, but you're not even sure what Natsuki is supposed to be or if she has any of the instincts needed for that
>Maybe squeezing her spider abdomen should work?
>You suggest doing so, but she refuses and quite literally crawls up the wall
>To make things even more confusing, her abdomen unfolds into a scorpion tail
>You're pretty sure you've seen something like this in some PS2 game
>Yuri slams her hand against a desk, smashing it into pieces, and suggests using Natsuki's wall climbing abilities and get this shit done and over with
>Both of you agree with her and you're out of the school in a few minutes
>As you walk back to home, Natsuki keeps complaining about how heavy you are, especially in comparison with Yuri
>Her complaints cease when Yuri tells her to shut the fuck up and keep quiet
>You enter your house first and try to find out something
>Yuri must be hungry if she's so grumpy and so you offer her a bag of chips
>Her pupils shrink and she tears the bag out of your grasp
>You simply watch her hastily stuff it into her mouth
>As she licks her lips, you notice how long her tongue is
>Suddenly she stops
>Yuri repeatedly switches from looking at you to looking at her tongue
>You simply tell her to get some rest as she tries to hide herself with her wings
>With that out of the way, you try to offer Natsuki some food, but you fail to find her

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youtube.com/watch?v=0Gkhol2Q1og

Fucking weird and beautiful song, too.

youtube.com/watch?v=3nlSDxvt6JU&t=75s