/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

WHY DID TAMAMO NOT COME HOME BROS it isnt fair

the snek

she's probably busy getting her ass stuffed by that other user that got 2 of her in the same roll

Get it by your hands /alter/

God how i hate Hakunon. Dumb autistic bitch. She may be hot, but that's her only redeeming value.

I wish Berserker Kiyo had a snake tail in her art and sprite.

TIME TO GO LOOK UP THAT SONG ON YOUTUBE AGAIN

The daishouri

>Roll for Tamamo
>See golden orbs
>It's Liz
It's just not fair.

I want Meltlilith to step on my fucking face.

ive had more 5 star rolls than 4 star

5 - gil, 2 jannu, mordred
4 - tamamo cat, liz, fran

>forgets to include link in OP
>forgets to include his daughter in his post with the link
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Jackanon, we're gonna have to take away your daughter for a while so we can evaluate if you really ARE fit to be a mother. We cannot have a child be raised in a neglectful environment.

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OH NO NO NO

Same happened to me. Scrimped and saved. Here comes rate up!

Only gold servant I got was Fran.

Hello Fran. How're you?

Mmmmmmmmmm...........

Great, Fran.

>decide to reroll since umu bride won't come to me
>get retard cat, herc, and lu bu

I'm ready to go lads

keep rerolling

o-ok

Anyone ever get "Your transaction cannot be completed" when trying to give in to the DW jew and buy quartz on android?
I know I've got plenty of money to afford it and no spending limit. Managed to pay with paypal once but this is cutting my whaling session short lads

what's your email, user?

[email protected]

>implying she will cooperate with you
thats some other mother

>accepting chocolate from weak ROMAcucks
plz don't lol

or you'll die to literally to the easiest boss in the game

user, are you okay?

Who? Me? I'm great! No foxwife. No Nero Bride. Just Fran. Just............Fran.

Buddha rate-up when?

>foxwife
user...

After Semira- oh wait

BUT I GOT FRAN. ISN'T SHE GREAT?!

She's a better wife than Tamamo, that's for sure.

Fran is literally better than either of those sluts, she is your bride now.

>Servants stronger than Merlin in the game
Are you trying to break the game?

I'm in the middle of grinding and I can't remember with account is the one with umu and the dumb lizard so I need to log in to about a dozen accounts, but I'll get it too you ASAP.

>friend rolls a 5*
>unironically "OH NO NO NO I WANTED BRIDE"
>still getting kiyos in my corner
Fuck this fucking shit

Might as well go all out. Type gacha when?

> 5* Limited Assassin
Fucking stop it

dumb fe/male masters wouldn't be able to summon him

Only 60iq philosophers like Twice have the potential

Sup Ziss

>still not able to summon a single gold servant in 5 months or useful CE or even gold event CEs
Who /truelucklet/ here? My soul is slowly breaking

Speaking of summoning, i wonder how Marisbury managed to summon Solomon. He stole a brick from the jews? They're similar in character?

He used 1 of Solomon's 10 rings as a catalyst

>Ziss
No you fucking mong, I'm the 7fukingKiyos guy

Sup 7fukingKiyos guy

I already got Tamamo Cat. Sell me on Fran.

Who's Marisbury

thanks for uniting me with my waifu user, you're a star

Only 2 more years for Semi

Lewd director's dad

Try playing while not rolling anything good, now shut the fuck up
Day 1, and still no SSR, I'll just keep using herc, thank you very much.

thats spoiler but it was a setup from the start because FGO was anticipated by the big boss so Solomon let himself be summoned etc

>day 1 player
you were warned

Shit. Do we know anything about that war? Is it the same roster, but with Solomon replacing Medea?

reroll

sent. let me know if there are any problems.

Fuck off cuck fetishist

you did only take one chocolate from the best cat right

I only play for about a month but yeah. I really wanted to try to get MHX and Bryn but didn't get them even after rerolling for a while.
Well, at least I'd get Shiki if we get a KnK event...

ded thread

Why are the droprates so bad, I was getting ~15 on average the first days and now it is ~10.

I'm far from being one. But that doesn't change the fact that she's a manipulative and cunning yokai that doesn't even understand what love is. At least that was my impression after Extra.

ded gaem

I double dipped in Tamamos

plz forgive me best dog

>spending quartz on this banner

ded

>rider demon

>lucklets

Boys I've just spent 240 britbong dollars and got 2 brides but now foxbrides to show for it. Do I continue?

...

>Semiramis in the OP
Cucks

...

Can't do shit, universe wants to fuck my ass dry and make me suffer in both real life luck and gacha luck

>that face

>Nipbrother got the cuck queen Semirami with shit art
The future is so bleak, now I don´t know if I want to know it.

Are you me?

No, I'm

Holy shit, it's actually true.

>+30
man, and here I thought my +21 for caster were good

Big Money Fox

thanks for letting me live a bit longer user ;_;

JPfag, is there any event going on for newfags to reroll for NA, my friend just started playing

Use me.

>JP gets Semiramis
>EN gets 7 strengthening quests for shit characters
Bros....

>friend changes name
>afknoUMUwhite
rip
fuck off Fionn

>3DPD
eww

No

Never

Has the ears turned side to side like in Extra/Extella for once. Yellow contact lenses?

A cosplay with some effort thrown in. Will wonders never cease?

>AoE Buster
>Not Merlin Crit version
>Apoc servants, which means NTR servant, tanned Chad Nip boy is banging her
Is not fair

Servant Diomedes when?

America when

Thanks imouto