/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #433

Adorable
Thank you user

I love her too

Natsuki!

Silly Sayori!

I love her too

is there a /ddlc/ discord

Lolika!

No, there's like 3-4 by now

I-it sure is unique!

Was it really necessary to make all girls names Japanese except Monika?

based

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natsuki!

The discords are dead
Also lame and smelly

Monika is supposed to be odd one (her clothes alone should make it obvious) while everything else is a generic japanese dating sim.

Can someone explain to me why Yuri is so popular? I really don't see the appeal.

>she's got giant boobs!
Yuri has the actual least appealing boobs in the Literature Club. Natsuki is my favorite doki anyway because the absence of boobs is the most intriguing thing of all.
>she's super shy and demure!
This is pretty clearly an affectation. She's not afraid of other people, she just feels superior to them.
>she's an intellectual!
No, she's just really fucking pretentious.
>she has a dark side!
She has the least interesting and most bluntly edgy dark side of any of the dokis, and also the most physically dangerous. I want to live on a different continent from her, and I don't particularly care what happens next in her life. I want a doki who's full of sunshine, who I can just rescue from their shitty life and make happier, like Natsuki, not a doki who's going to be continually needling me to get into some gross serial killer shit like Yuri.
>She really loves me!
All of the dokis do.

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Yes, her foreign name is foreshadowing to the fact that she's sentient.

Of course. It parodies translated VNs, after all.

>she just feels superior to them.
How have you arrived at this conclusion?

Because everything you listed is your opinion which not everyone shares

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I don't love my doki!

Have you ever heard of a saying that's like "To each his own"?

The weak should love the strong!

You already greentexted why she's appealing
The fact that you are some kind of pedophile yuri-hater doesn't change the fact that she's really appealing

I mean, like, yeah, but I'm just really puzzled by other people's choices.

d'awwwwww :3

Ow tHe eDgE!

I love this dork

You do know that there are people who want to stick in in a girl who bathes in blood, tortures people and eats human flesh for shits and giggles? Or a girl that's literally the most ancient example of a fucking bitch in fiction? That's without getting into weirder shit like Saya.

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B-but Eli-chan and Saya (even without meat vision) are cute...

>Sayori, finally coming to terms with who she is, realizing that her life may have some reason worth living after all, grabs her soul and brings it in to a tight embrace. After all their differences they began to feel like 2 different people despite being the same all along. Scared, confused, more concerned about the well being of others than themselves
>"I love you, Sayori" Says one to the other
>There's no way to tell which one said it, as they are soon unified again

user, recommend me a good vn please.
Preferably steam available one.

Danganronpa

Sakura swim club, don't forget to install the H-patch!

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You wouldn't happen to be enjoying Natsuki's loli feet, would you?

stupid natsuki

Well not but they aren't on me yet so that could change

I-i'm not sure if i do...

>some user is posting really good potato yuri greentext
>last one has fucking in it for no reason
>He never posts another greentext
I miss that user. come back please

Good morning /ddlc/!

No
Feet are disgusting

Uniting the Nordic people under the Swedish flag with Yuri!

>You open the door to the club room to find the Vice President smirking as she scribbles on her notebook, muffled laughter bubbling out of her. She fumbles her pen onto the floor and shuts her notes, grinning at you.
Ahoy hoy~ Welcome to the poetry tribe! I hope you're having a good day so far! Let's get started!

The word of the thread is "Celebration"! I wonder what preceded it? What comes from its aftermath? For what purpose would I suggest this? Hm... Whatever you choose, I'm sure it will be fantastic!

Alternatives are "Horizon", "Trust", "Embrace", "Companion" and "Hope"! Oh, I'm sorry about that. I guess I have you in my mind for most of these. Ahaha...

Anyway, as always! These words are suggested for use if you want to write a pem, prose or so on quickly, or want to try out a limited scope of themes or subjects! All skill levels are welcome, so don't be worried about you being a little green! Whatever you make, I'm sure that one of us will love it. Actually, make that two!

And... Take care of yourself, okay? And do try to behave. We don't want the principal giving everyone a three day suspension again... But your health and happiness comes first, so... Yeah.
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=bmgjEZK0Xmk&t

>She gets out of her seat to pick up her pen and her notebook blows open from a breeze. You look down at what she wrote.
>A list of awful puns stains your retinas. A dull throbbing in your temples makes you look away, and she stares at you.
>In a blur her book vanishes and she sprints out of the room, face seemingly glowing.
Erika's puns are really something,
huh
Well, I mean she's forming an outstanding
connection between us

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>part of balt
>part of russia
>part of poland
>nordic
hmmmmmmmm

At least it didn't end up like this
youtube.com/watch?v=FOQY4ip0cxQ

I LOVE YOU ERIKA

Of course, Natsuki's loli feet are cute

...yeah. :)

>:)
You stop that

scandis can die desu

Get that sweaty and smelly trash outta my face
Its covering the view

I wanna nut on dat face.

Good morning user. Hope you have a good day.

*u*
No.

I want to lick his hairy feet!

Morning user! How are you today?

>under the Swedish flag
Yuri is into cuckhold?

The balts are legit Swedish satellite states.
Karelia belongs to Finland, which belongs to Sweden
As for Poland, there were some viking settlements in northern Poland, so that's legit clay as well

Thanks anons that makes me feel warm inside I'm in a good mood today aswell
How are the rest of you?

>cuckhold
nah, Yuri is not into D*nskjävlar

thank you!

Surely we can reach an agreement?

Afternoon fellas how we all doing ?

Jesus Christ the titty is spilling out of the bra

Glad to hear you're doing good! Keep your head up today, yeah?

I could be better, skipped half my day at college cause I just felt so empty and unhappy which meant I wasn't focusing any.
Figured why bother sticking around if all it's doing is putting me down more than I usually am.
On the other hand both versions of the fic I posted last thread got some views, so I'm happy with that.

As in being cucked or doing the cucking?

Yes

Ok, we can settle it here

Who allowed shitposting?

moot

Me

>I could be better, skipped half my day at college cause I just felt so empty and unhappy which meant I wasn't focusing any.
I'm sorry, user if it makes you feel any better, I experience a similar hell when I leave my house which isn't often any more
I genuinely hope you do better tomorrow user!

Lincoln colonized Ethiopia and slaughtered all the Chinese and put them in concentration camps for us to have the first amendment which states that "Shitposting is allowed nigga."

the laws of reality

>she's got giant boobs!
>she's super shy and demure!
>she's an intellectual!
>she has a dark side!
>She really loves me!
You said it, user.
Also, add great hips and beautiful hair to that list.

>she's just really fucking pretentious
Not sure how you can measure a character's intelligence like that. There isn't enough information to say if she really is smart or not.
In her route, she even says that she doesn't think she is "smart" herself.

>She's not afraid of other people, she just feels superior to them
The only times she tries to act superior is when she gets defensive, though.
And that's because she's actually scared of being rejected/bullied again.
Have you actually played her route, user?

>the most physically dangerous
>doesn't stab Natsuki when quarreling with her
>doesn't stab Monika for fucking with her
>doesn't stab MC for rejecting her
>only ever uses knives on herself
>dangerous
Sounds like you have been misled by the glitches to me.

Basically, user, you seem to have missed one of the VN's points and judged a bookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Can't believe a Natsukifriend would do that, of all people.

>your Doki becomes real
>but in exchange you become a girl
Do you take this deal?

>I genuinely hope you do better tomorrow user!
Thankfully I'm off tomorrow, my schedule only has me in Tuesdays, Thursdays and fridays. Friday being a half day, so tomorrows gonna be good.
Why don't you leave your house, user?
Personally I walk daily, sometimes twice a day if I'm in the mood and it certainly helps me think things out a lot of the time. Took a walk instead of going to classes today and it helped calm me down a little.

Yes
Do i become a pretty girl?

Feet turn me on so much

|An inept writer who intended a VN we all fell in love with as a commercial and only a commercial
my rage

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Yes?
What the fuck kinda question is that?

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

God please yes
>will never be Natsuki's big sister and take Dad's abuse in her place to protect that smile