/drg/ - Danganronpa General

How can Kiribitch even compete?

By being alive

finna exterminate baconroaches

Kiribrap's Kirirap

Ibuki!

what if Hajime was the ultimate lucky student instead of Nagito (and also didnt have his luck cycle)

Fatties thinking that you can be healthy at any weight.

What if Chiaki has baconfists too and she was actually wearing skin-colored gloves to hide it?

I love my beautiful wife Maki so much! I know we're not doing much for her special day but I hope I can make her as happy as she makes me!

>dude i just took some anti death pills lmao
worst. fucking. girl.

How are you today pajeet?

You'd want a literal Naegi 2.0?

I love Nagito!

What if, follow me on this, Hajime was the Ultimate Retard?

A reminder that Hajime and Izuru are dumber than:
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
Gundham Tanaka
Hifumi Yamada
Ibuki Mioda
K1-B0
Kaede Akamatsu
Sayaka Maizono
Teruteru Hanamura
Angie Yonaga
Himiko Yumeno
Hiyoko Saionji
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Mikan Tsumiki
Monomi
Yasuhiro Hagakure
Makoto Naegi
Nagito Komaeda
Rantaro Amami
Celestia Ludenberg
Korekiyo Shinguji
Kyoko Kirigiri
Mahiru Koizumi
Tsumugi Shirogane
Junko Enoshima
Kazuichi Soda
Kirumi Tojo
Kokichi Oma
Usami
Byakuya Togami
Chiaki Nanami
Chihiro Fujisaki
Miu Iruma
Shuichi Saihara
Sonia Nevermind
Toko Fukawa
Byakuya Togami (Imposter)

Sadly it exists. I see it mentioned on Veeky Forums a lot.

That sounds like normal tumblr to me.

then she's better at hiding it than the fucking retard that goes around with rotten molten flesh under LEATHER GLOVES like that wouldn't make it swampy and sweaty

I dont think he would be exactly like Naegi, he would probably be more like how he acted in DR2 before he found out he was a reserve course student

>Healthism

Oumaede!

How "healthy" do you guys think baconfag is? I'm guessing ~ 315 pounds of health.

>browsing Veeky Forums, that paradox of a board

Best mage Himiko! I hope you all have a wonderful day! For those of you posting about how you love your waifu or husbando I want you to know that they love you back.

ass

UTDP stats should not count for anything at all, if it were made more realistic there would be characters that would be ompletely useless and characters that would be complete and utterly broken (Izuru)

Healthier than you I expect

I love her stinky Ritualposter!

>druggy talking about health

Speaking of health, did you know that if Chiaki's muscles hadn't gone paper thin with atrophy from years of neglect she probably would have suffered a lot less in DR3?

Even if Junko didn't kill her, deep vein thrombosis probably would have eventually

Sending Makifags to fat camp!

Nice sprite!

livescience.com/41277-health-benefits-illegal-drugs.html

leave your house sometime fellas. also pick up a weight some time.

i want to lick mukuro's sweaty armpits

Akane big hugs

how bigs your junkofolder, chinaman?

Cosplaying as Maki! Lovey-dovey sex with Makiposter! Two sons and a daughter! Happy family!

If only I had some talent

t. assblasted Izurufag. They're both retards, deal with it.

Thanks, but it's not mine. I forget where exactly I picked it up.

I do really like Mukuro though. I feel like she would have been a really interesting character if she hadn't died faster than a black guy in a horror movie.

I dunno about her armpits, but I'd definitely lick Mukuro in a couple dirty places!

>degenerates actually believe this
You desperately trying to justify your shitty habits is quite entertaining.

I haven't agreed to any of that yet, and I'd rather just have a daughter desu

im not an Izurufag, I just dont get the reasoning for using UTDP starts to determine intelligence or strength

It's the only metric we have.

For the V3 survivors happiness.

i don't have to justify anything but it's funny seeing you melvins trying to take the moral high ground on something you're too sheltered to have even been offered the opportunity to try ya ignorant dingus

Our first child would be a son, and then we'd try again a couple years later for a daughter and have twins, a boy and a girl.

the reason the stats arent balanced is to prevent some characters from being far better than others in Monokuma dungeon

Maki but she's a nanking masacre survivor

I love Kirumi!

I used to abuse opiates senpai. Don't act all high and mighty as if you have more "experience" and shit. Honestly the argumentum ad virginity is so fucking annoying and such an intellectual cop out

But I don't abuse opiates so trying to compare me to (you)r junkie ass is retarded. I take ritalin and coke and xanax recreationally.

Cuckjime is a fucking brainlet lmao

I don't know if that's what would happen...

keade but she's jealous of shuichi talking to other girls.

Hajime, you dont need any talent, I just want to play geimu with you

>oh yeah I'm a druggie but I'm not as bad as you!
Is this the pajeet brain at work

Kaede is dead.

Only one way to find out~

shuichi rubbing out maki

>all drugs are the same
I don't even understand how you can see yourself as being in the right here.

What would chiaki think if she heard you say that?

Not in TDP, she isn't.

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I don't know what that way is.

she'd probably melt in her panties because i'm ruggedly handsome and charmingly witty

What a faggot.

I'm going to sleep now, have a good night /drg/

I reject your shitty meme.

All drugs have both positive and negative effects, just like any food you consume. Claiming that the drugs you take are much better isn't really grounded in fact without actually addressing all the effects

For you to impregnate me. Twice. While I'm cosplaying as Maki.

makiwife fag seeing maki beignr rubber out by shuichi.

You are neither of those things.

But it is grounded in reality, it's INARGUABLE that being addicted to marijuana is better than being addicted to heroin. Are you seriously trying to argue that it's all the same shit?

explain you being a virgin and me not being one then

/drg/ but it's amino

That argument might be good but You can't actually be addicted to marijuana

Nice assumptions bro

Short haired Tenko is cute

¡oʞunſ ǝʌol I

I love my darling husband!
thinking time edition

I can't impregnate someone I've just met, and are you cute?

Cute as fuck, I wish this was the canon design

>psychological addiction isn't addiction
yeah you're a fucking retard. i can't tell you how many kids i've seen in high school punch holes in walls and dent lockers because they didn't have a draw that day.

ntr

Delet this, I only play geimu with my husbando Hinata.

Then why did you try to compare psychological addiction to physical addiction when you yourself admit they're two independent things. Make a more honest comparison

Not chiaki autist but chiaki would make a popular cover girl.
She's a titular character, and people like her.
Nagito would work as well too, but might be associated with fujos.

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I remember this one.

The same reason you're trying to compare fucking xanax to opiates you retard.