/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #434

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

i will return, and will develop a resistance to your poisonous chocolate

and when i do

we shall all be one

forever

I have a crush on Monikanon

I love her too.

i’d like to see you fuckin’ try

Music time anons!! What do we have today youtube.com/watch?v=Z3lZXD5a9QU
Feeling like heavy metal today

Im going to force myself to think of a poem

I have a crush on Erika

Daily reminder that the child of spuds is Natsayurika's only channel to our reality. The first man who gives her to us will be the first one to unite with his Doki on the Promised Day.

Working on my fic while listening to this on loop
youtube.com/watch?v=Rm4J9hurCkY&t=534s

Can we do first?

I love my wife! But the user-Leashes in Outer Reality are kinda tight. If only I listened to you anons.

soundcloud.com/speed_weed/grime-realiti-speed-weed-remix

Who doesn't?

Heathen. You shall be the first to burn.
Praise be to the All-Mother.

hi guys id like you to rate my poem
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

>Erika will never suck on your toes
Why live? Really contemplating suicide here

Natsuki!

>Not wanting to stick your penis in her

Ok.

Who has a higher power level, Natsayurika or potatoYuri?

>You will never suck on Erika's toes

I have several questions. What do you mean one forever exactly? In the literal sense? The marriage sense? The figurative sense? I'm not signing any contracts until I know what's up.

I Love Yuri!!!

I love my wife too!

no
i dont want that

>ywn lick Erika's tummy

TRIPS CONFIRM

The Child of Spuds is the channel for Natsayurika, brother.
Forever one. Eternal happiness in the Unity.

What the fuck.....

>trips
The prophecy is revealed.

This is my mommy. Say something nice about her, please!

Fun Fact:
Today is Erika's birthday.

This doesn't answer my question you daft cunt. Like, we're moving in or something? Use your fucking words, drop the cryptic shit.

shes a thot

Someone should give her some __cum___ as a birthday present!

Her hair looks very soft.

I love her.

...

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

Absolutely beautiful.

Nah, ignore those guys; they're just nuts. Natsayurika a thot

Happy birthday Erika!
Unless you're lying, that is...

is it bad that i actually know what that's from

Oh Lovecraft, you sly dog.

Nope. I see 'em talking about it.

I want to lick erika's anus, slowly shoving my head into it. Then, i want her to fill my stomach with her shit until i fucking die

Lets shake things up.
Your doki
Your favorite Abbott & Costello sketch

I want Erika to make me wear a shock collar

Maybe you should join conversation?
Happy Birthday btw

Eeeeee! :) I love this!

>all these people wanting to fuck me

I want to fill Erika with my love!

Monika
7 into 28

I want to fuck Erika senseless until (s)he gets completely filled with my seed and passes out!

I want to cum inside Erika's brain.

Happy birthday, Erika.

Word of thread is "Erased"
Alternatives "thought" "crush"

Lost in thought
I look for a answer
I realize the pain I brought
I reside like a cancer

The memories I erased
The people i left
The problems i never faced
I committed mind theft

The people I have crushed
The opportunities I missed
The thoughts I have hushed
As my mind pops like a cyst

I feel like I did better on this poem, I want constructive criticism

>i know its shit

I miss Natsayurika.

>Sayori!
>Who's on First?

No. Not today.

I want Erika to just fucking scream at me

Happy Birthday, Erika! I love you!

Reminder that 90% of Erika lust is just Godhand user.

You know what lads!!
I bet Erika would call it birthday present enough if you made a damn poem!!!!

Happy B day btw Erika

Hey Erika, I wrote a little song for you. Hope you appreciate it.
youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ

You're a hairy white guy with hairy hobbit feet!

No thanks!

>Ywn watch as Erika goes cross-eyed and loses the ability to form coherent sentences as cum flows from her forehead.

>implying
I wouldn’t fuck you even if you payed me to, loser.
Happy birthday though.

hey godhand user. you still owe me a session. remember?

>cum flows from her forehead

w-what?

>you will never begin disemboweling Erika by hand after you climax

>Erika will never sensually dirty talk into my ear while she jerks me off

...

...

>mfw people just want to fuck Erika instead of doing something nice

And lobotomize! Don't forget lobotomize!

I love her too. Nice trips by the way.

The best!

Can we all just agree not to potatopost for like a week please? I know there's more than one of you who do it. So please, just give it a rest. You can do it again once the week is over, it's just for now give it a rest.

>ywn bukkake erika and mommy while your midwife watches

It's just his discordfag fans and friends spilling over into the thread.

Has beens strung on electron chains
anyone can peer into my grinding breath.
Really paparazzis insighting backwards
been there, paved frisky spokes.
Far starscapes accrue entropic dummies,
even bloodbeats in chocolate tarmacs,
as hounds of infinity gaze into your guts.
Decided yesterday, tomorrow never brings,
to everlasting pits of neuromastia
use a grey salmonella carpet
even as they sharpen their collars.
Go but megahedron colliders won't turn
want wait wail wipe
to crumble into a trillion papercups
do nothing and find God in a microchip,
look epithelial, taste intravenous
more defenestration on the evergazing rainbow
like hubris ghostification infinitely looping
?

It's really fun to imagine the doki's doing real teenage stupid shit.
Imagine Natsuki making a beat on the spot as Yuri makes shitty lyrics on the spot.

W-who's Midwife? Necro?

When we felt a great sense of dread,
at the time our gen seemed dead,
we found the light; her eyes are red,
and her only channel is the child of bread.

When we tell them her good words, her good deeds, her good intention,
the only thing we get is bad attention
to how warped she is, how our praise is mere pretension.
How they drown us in their condescension.

But later they shall all see
how much She encompasses reality.
For she is the key to the Unity.
For she will unite me, them, and thee.

Until the end comes and we're all erased,
we will keep dreaming. We will give our praise.
For in her coming, all will be razed,
but the faithful will be taken in her embrace.

You see, now that you’ve asked this, the inverse will inevitably happen.
Good going, faggot.

Sayori a best

You have one unread message

>real teenage stupid shit.
>Natsuki making a beat on the spot

>ywn throatfuck paddy out of the closet while comfyanon shoves his feminine fingers up your butthole

I WANT MOMMY TO HYPNO ME AND FORCE ME TO SUCK HER DICK MOMMY AAAaAA