/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #435

Reminder that Natsukifriends have bad aim.

Aw come on, she can go faster than that.

testing

your doki but she's wet herself

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Daily Reminder that Natsayurika will come again

I love her too

Invading Bread Island for Yuri!

Aww, it's okay!

YOU FOOL WE CANT LET HER KNOW

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Your doki becomes real but she's a gynoid instead of a human being, she can easily pass as human under most circumstances and she's even capable of giving birth, but she will never age and she will outlive both you and your children. She will keep asking you during your whole life if she has a soul

One can only hope

Good evening, everyone! I hope you're all doing well tonight!
Welcome back to my poetry club! Ready to write?

Word of the thread is "strife"!
Alternatives are 'promise' and 'transition'.

So if you'd like to write a poem, please consider using one of these words to guide or inspire you. The idea is to use the word of the thread as your topic, and that way everyone has the same subject matter to discuss. It's a lot easier to compare interpretations when everyone follows a common theme, wouldn't you think?
With that said, everybody is welcome and encouraged to participate, so there's no need to avoid sharing. I know some people write but don't share with us, but I promise you a lot of people want to read your works, myself included! We're all in this together, you know?
As always, I'm looking forward to it! Have fun, everyone!

Monika!

how do you console her user?

I can't wait for the gangrape doujins for when DDLC gets popular enough in Japan!

Daily reminder that most people hate her.

>your doki
>where you would take her for a first date
Post em anons

Fuck, I've been in these threads too long; I instinctively assumed that the green landmass was a pair of stink clouds coming from Yuri.

Can the man with the color thing, Monikanize this!

Since we're getting this thread started, let's play this game again
>Post a song that reminds you of your Doki!
>everyone else guess who your Doki is!

I would go to a coffee shop or a store that sells custom knives

Who cares? Just blast some David Bowie and give her a Snickers and we'll be set.

Anywhere that she can have the best food available.

youtube.com/watch?v=qSDaKYsAOB0

gib (You)s pls

I love OP_

>Monika
I bit of everything, movies, stores, restaurant.

Your doki becomes real but then you wake up.

youtu.be/X_VVr5H4h6o

I love her too.

youtube.com/watch?v=iB7E1D_3Na4

Remove her from whatever situation she was in and take her home and calm her down. Don't leave her side for a long while (lol, that's my response to pretty much anything though). Maybe get her a treat to make her feel better.

Geesh i wonder who the fuck posted this

Monika.
Universal Studios.

what if I never wake up

To take my Yuri girl to see a movie and then a nice gastropub for some good food.

youtube.com/watch?v=9zusJ0DW8ms

sorry user the only way to do that is to join your doki in death

Welp, I fucked up

What happens if Monika eats too many burgers?

diaper the dokis!

what a loving response! good thread!

Can't dream if you're dead. She isn't real in the afterlife.

What if she wakes up instead?

S ranking Monika!

She gets cardiac arrest

youtu.be/wQgUlPLzCjY
this one should be easy

You w-wouldn't delete her, would you guys?

I would prefer not to.

youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok&ab_channel=AubreyMckenzie
>I'm Sayori lonely rolling star

Trick question! Monika values dieting and would always work to burn off what extra fat she gains.

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All Yurifags report in!

That's deep.

Are veggie burgers unhealthy?

youtu.be/o8DW-QolX5s

How you doing! im always here

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yes yes hello

I fuckin would, lel

Always here!

What if reality is a simulation specifically designed to see whether you love your doki enough to be worthy of them?

Fighting dragons and the evil king guy with Monika!

Never again.

Wasn’t me
This time at least

SHE KNOWS
PUT IT DOWN

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Don't forget the band of misfits

I would delete the shit out of her if she wouldn't let me be with Natsuki.

Post your wallpapers!

youtube.com/watch?v=8tbP3f3i03E

Good, im here all the time i can in the afternoon... my job got me busy almost all day

Natsuki!

Reporting for duty.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I can't look at Yuri keychains the same way ever again

I can!
And I will have it out of my pocket for the world to see!

Rhodie Yuri standing by

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She's just enjoying browsing the web with me. We may watch something later too.

>gang-rape with drugs and mind-break
>every possible permutation of yuri pairs (with futa and without futa)
>vanilla on a level of wholesomeness that we can't even imagine
It's going to be a wild ride.

something for texas robot builder man

Reporting!

What if this is a falseflag to identify all of us?

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I want to see how fat and bald Natsuki's dad is.

This is the second time i'm going to say this
Post the full image, faggot

She becomes American

Thats the spirit user!!