/eagg/ East Asian Genocide General: Happy Family Edition

That's pretty much obvious from the beginning anyway

The Little Dragon of Shu, everyone.

>that price tag
>they were actually done
>KT just needed an excuse to have DLCs

Fuck you Koei.

gematsu.com/2018/01/dynasty-warriors-9-opening-movie-season-pass-detailed

So...No old costume DLC? No Xingcai buttflap and Yuanji titty window?

Maybe at a later date.

>Four Jewels

What will these be for?

Lootboxes

The little dragon of Shu has a massive boner.

He's a eunich, eh?

The new Ali G Show reboot is looking great.

I want a main Orochi storyline featuring these two as the leads. Who should be the third wheel of their trio?

I would like to have whatever KT was smoking when they A-Okay'd this OP. It's fucking horrible.

This is your brain on benevolence

Basically Zhao Yun just henshins and fights nobodies. I was expecting that they were gonna utilize him standing in the mountains like the teaser, but yeah.

Problem is the few seconds of fighting isnt even cool. Older DWs have had way more bombastic OPs.

Are you telling me seeing Zhao Yun's naked silhouette doesn't get you excited for some Musou action?

youtube.com/watch?v=qiVNXH0lGHE

KT, those absolute madmen. They make the worst OP in history and actually made UNPC characters DLC to buy in order to play as them

SUZUKIIIIIIIIII

It might confirm that Opening Zhao Yun is most likely some robo-alien or some shit sent down to China and wreck bitches.

TELL ME SHU WANKING ISNT REAL

I FUCKING DARE YOU

The OP exposed Zhao Yun as a dicklet. Not exactly flattering.

>dynasty warriors without shu wanking

are you retarded

>203690195
>lol let's make em clones like everyone else BUT let's make everyone PAY to use them!
That's probably why it's advertised as a scenario pack that happens to make them playable, rather than a character pack.

How sure are you, he might be Metatron from Dogma and have no dick at all. Anatomically impaired as a Ken Doll.

>They make the worst OP in history and actually made UNPC characters DLC to buy in order to play as them
They just did it with Fire Emblem Warriors. I guess that should have been a warning flag.

I dont know how thats any different. At the very least let's be glad that the NPCs are getting scenarios at all, instead of being cast aside like most of the newcomers in DW8.
Still a shitty business practice though.

Anything past scenario 10 is DLC
Jin’s story is DLC

Fine morning, my fellow Wei comrades.

Fuck off commie

The demo playthrough showed at the very least twelve chapters.

It's 10 PM here, Prime Minister.

Shu fly, Shu.
This thread is for Wei and Wei only. No greencoats allowed.

Fine night my friend.

Thank you, Prime Minister. I'm in Japan lol.

All of my hype for the game got killed by the OP and the season pass announcement. How did KT do it? How did they manage to make the game sounds worse and worse with each new info they give out? I seriously want to know because despite not being once made happy whenever new info pops up, they still managed to make me want to buy the game.

It was already bought and downloaded DLC to show it off

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Also Xiahouji is DLC, I'm very sad. I need to see her rape story.

Will any of the DLC be voiced?

XL and Empires are officially kill. We /DLCs/ now, the future is here.
$30 to unlock NPCs and $30 more for 3 new weapons lmao

DLCs will be delay for the English release ;^)

NPC voices will be separate DLC.

Don't forget, $40 for the Zhang Fei x Xiahouji cutscene ;)

>Pushing for meritocracy instead of some weird 'benevolence'
>commie

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>trusting in commies to have basic understanding of anything

Burp

PIRATE THE GAME
MAKE IT A FLOP
TEACH KOEI A LESSON IN CONSUMER ETHICS

Dude I dont think Koei cares man. This is the same publisher whose games usually sell below 30k

Not even close

God she's so perfect
When AI waifus become a reality I'm making a Lu Lingqi girlfriend

my wife xiahouji is so cute

Shut up Zhang Fei

Disgusting.

>man that got fucked by his own party comparing himself to cao cao

how can shu wanking be real if zhou cang and the guan babbys aren't real

I don't think you know what candidate means.

Jia Nanfeng pls

>Chi

That's a funny way to spell Yue Jin.

Why are Sun Lubanfags so autistic

youtube.com/watch?v=P1dMJbyicbY
Posting this again so you can watch blue Xu Shu get murder fucked by Yuan Shao and peons at 1:00:04

It's the people that start to compare him to Cow Cow. And that is the very reason the commie have to reimagine Cow Cow.

I can't imagine the game of 2018 still has the movement and the way of combat like this. How much will it cost?? 20$?? horse randomly appearing was enough to dislike. looks so poor

I fucking knew it had to be a Youtube comment.

Hes not wrong you know

This. There's no reason why they aren't carrying M16s or have more than three attack animations (two animations for the basic swing and one for the power attack). Not enough bloom or chromatic aberration either.

Stop memeing. The games are unacceptable for 2018 standards. We have games like Dark Souls yet this is in the stone age.

Yeah, I see chest high walls and nobody is using them as cover to automatically restore their health.

>The games are unacceptable for 2018 standards
This. How can you release a game with no randomly generated loot in 2018? Unacceptable.

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Who’s the Alexa Bliss of the Three Kingdoms????

Whore who sleeps around to get to where she is, you say?

Is anyone else more excited for Attack On Titan 2 or is it just me?

Hyrule Warriors Switch is the most exciting musou release right now. Could not give less of a shit about DW9. Looks awful, like barely above the budget of some 2D indie game.

She’s married you clown, how could she sleep around with a ring on her finger???

Why are you here then?

THEY'RE KEEPING HIS FUCKING TONFAS HOSTAGE

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So can anyone sum up the livestream yesterday? I wanted to sleep.

DLC

>45 dollarydoos for all the DLC

What the fuck is this malarkey? This is more jewish than EA!

Just buy the DLC you american bitches

Jap stuff.
VAs acting out musous in stage.
DLC.

can you put the game on Steam so I can at least pre-order it?

No excuses, just buy it

Playable Dong Bai for 20 bucks. That is all you need to know.

Don't buy it
Pirate it

>$20+ for four new characters with their own stories
>The base game had 90 characters with their own stories for $60
>Three of the four new characters die extremely early
>Only one of those is even slightly relevant

closer to $22 desu

I bet their so called stories is just one fucking mission with like less than a minute of cutscenes.
I still wanna see Dong Bai go hunting in the woods in that dress of hers.