What heroes are canon virgins? I want to main someone I can relate with.
Kayden Kelly
I want to bully Mercy until she cries!
Logan Jenkins
All of the waifus.
Nathaniel Torres
All the females are whores, I'd go with uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh junkrat
Ayden Reed
Tracer since lesbian sex is just masturbation.
Nathan Jones
...
Sebastian Phillips
hot
Thomas Kelly
What voice line should I spam as genji
Grayson Adams
D.Va is the purest waifu user
Matthew Adams
D.va is pure
Ryder Cox
I fucking hate Junkrat's 'good morning' voiceline and retards playing him keep spamming it lately.
It sounds so fucking retarded.
Tyler Lopez
>this is what d.vafags actually believe lmao
Landon Evans
Tracer since lesbians can't have sex since it's for a man and a woman (or a man and a man who looks like a woman)
Benjamin Bell
daily reminder that HANA SONG PLEASE OLD MEN FOR FREE
Jack Sanchez
MERRY CHARISTMASU
Leo Sanders
Good point
Nolan Jackson
hmmmmmm
Kayden Hughes
Mercy was a mistake.
Jason Lopez
This guy has mental problems.
Chase Wright
>play zen >every genji solo ults me nice :)
Zachary Long
I never considered this but its actually true
Brody Bell
>kill their pharah >mercy goes to rez >kill her too >then kill a reaper >as zen
Angel Mitchell
Apparently Sym is OP and Widow is shit.
Juan Flores
27st for reaper is a pedophile
Eli Wilson
It can't be masturbation if it's between two people
Nolan Gray
STOP FUCKING HIDING BEHIND THE ORISA SHIELD AND FIGHT ME FAGGOTS
Thomas Edwards
Widow is already overpowered above diamond? What the fuck
Jeremiah Wilson
mercyhaters are hilarious
Levi Scott
Reminder this is the face of an average Mercy main.
Blake Hernandez
Is this a joke?
James Howard
It is if the other person is your clone.
Xavier Foster
>complaints about not enough evil characters since release >we get Sombra Doomfist Moira only interrupted by Orisa >only five Talon characters in a game with six slots >five Talon characters in the game and six were shown in total >Talon characters in every category but tank >only one new tank since release >hints that Symm's Talon friend is the next character
Sanjay will be the next character, and he will tank using a hard-light construct, something like D.Va. His base design is also too simple in itself, just like pilot D.Va is, to allow for a complex tank aspect model like e.g. a Mech.
Liam Walker
no
Parker Nguyen
who cares, he is dead soon anyway
Gavin Flores
selfcest is fucking hot, post more
Landon Hernandez
>pharah being pocketed by a mercy and zen >soldier just shoot the pharah across the map :)
Andrew Torres
So where the fuck are the leaks, when is the event starting and when aere we getting confirmation of the lunar event for this year???
So far Jeff has said nothing and we have no confirmation of it.
Blake Baker
No its EeveeA
Sebastian Parker
I doubt they've even seen plat.
Juan Murphy
So basically a joke?
William Sanchez
>Roadhog dies >Mercy uses valk >Stands next to corpse and starts casting rez >Gets obliterated Tfw you don't read patch notes.
Kevin Robinson
Why is ranked so hard bros?
Kayden Perez
>im a widow/mercy main but you're bad if you pick hanzo
Nathan Kelly
no, she's a future dickgirl
Colton Howard
No more drive-by rezzing was the best part imo
Chase Allen
>but don't tell people what to pick
Xavier Gonzalez
is this a tranny?
Jackson Ward
There's not much at all.
Isaac Lewis
>because im not going to switch off widow
Robert Rogers
>actually try flicking like an autist all the time instead of normal aim >accuracy goes up to 60% what the heck
Justin Hall
What did xyrm mean by this?
Christian James
Don't shoot where they are, shoot where they're going to be :^)
Levi Foster
He posted some pictures of himself and he looks like a 15 year old mexican boy with a stereotypical pube muststache.
Kayden Gomez
desu twitch chat is so awful that I'd probably have strict chat rules too if I wanted to pay attention to it at all
Kayden Turner
wheres her nose
Carter Sanchez
>have an atrocious first round on hollywood >Ana is the only thing in the comp that really works >"Ana, you good" >end of the game Ana thinks I was trash talking them ??? How can you possibly mistake that as trash talk, wew.
Ian Foster
>you're all bad besides good feel
Nolan Evans
>English Only >no insults or hate speech (racism, sexism, etc.) >being xenophobic right off the bat and then claiming that you can't be racist etc. THE HYPOCRISY
Hunter Wright
>Enemies start complaining about you specifically
Zachary Barnes
wanting to be able to read your chat =/= racism, retard
Adam Diaz
It should be legal to kill xyrm
Adrian Wood
Hey, you want to welcome the world with open arms. You better let me speak in my native Swahili.
Kayden Jackson
>haha ill pick all the dps and do no damage xDD Every fucking game. As a DPS main I know it's not hard.
Jason Thompson
THESE COMICS ARE ESHIT.
Adrian Martinez
>Mercy gets nerfed >Back to Ana/Healer duo comp now I want off this game
Jeremiah Barnes
>be me >see Ana on the other team >walk back to spawn >switch class >dive Ana >all their tanks are Mercy mains ez win
Brandon Roberts
>Get queued with a 5 stack >They blame me when shit goes wrong
Brandon Peterson
torb initiative
Aiden Collins
I report every Torb and Sym
John Gray
>mercymain dvas >don't push winston away from supports >don't duel dvas away from supports >don't eat tracerbombs >don't dive widow >don't dive supports at close range >don't dive mcree noon >don't dive soldier ult >don't combine self-destruct with rein/zarya/mcree >stand next to main tank and hold lmb
Adrian Cruz
>using whole hog >enemy orisa uses fortify
Dylan Nelson
Can't even notice the Junk change desu
Dylan Brown
This. It feels literally the same except now I can't throw a mine across the map and do something, which is perfectly fine.
Juan James
*blocks your path*
Hunter Lewis
...
Lincoln Price
Pain is realizing you have 4 mercy mains on your team. Pain is also watching them play heroes they have no fucking clue how to properly play. So games are decided based on who has the least amount of mercy mains on the team? I hate this fucking game
Cooper Torres
Is this one a dem golden shower fetish pics
Owen King
The Overwatch universe is chaos. Jeff Kaplan believes the solution to every problem is to ban all of his hammers at players. Xqc wants to party with the Dallas Fuel and is a sore loser when it comes to chess. The waifufags accidentally shoot the other waifufags during mercy's failed rescue mission. Mercy mains and other Junkrat mains are constantly rejected the diamond rank because they crash to gold. Metzen in Kaplans body is secretly commanding the balance team and blows them up on accident. Being a progressive, Eeveea should be in control of his emotions. Unfortunately, Xqc's stubbornness and lack of caution towards temporal anomalies makes the fags and by extension Q violently angry. 'Uma Booga' Muma, the gay fencer, proves he is not a good pilot by constantly leaving the parking brake on and blowing up the twatter. Mercy's accent and magical capabilities to fly at sonic speed makes her intolerable and offends the laws of the universe.
And now the lorefags don't stop asking for things.
Jeremiah Martinez
What hero do i play if i wanna interact as little as possible with my team and the enemy team?
Carson Butler
Prove
Gabriel Roberts
*bash her skull in with my crusader hammer and then have my way gore fucking her skull in*
Joseph Moore
An hero
Jackson Gomez
Yes. that's how it is in GM, the team with less mercy mains wins. Widow
Isaiah White
Junkrat didnt need nerfs to begin with. This was more of just a "fairness" change to work like other explosives with fall off.
Oliver Gonzalez
Giv Hana pusy
Daniel Jackson
...
Brody Hernandez
He doesn't need 2 mines.
Robert Diaz
Delete genji
Matthew Foster
>Junkrat didnt need nerfs to begin with >t. silver junkrat main
Isaiah Jones
>make tanks just better DPS >everyone still just wants to play DPS
Hey maybe instead of buffing D.Va and Roadhog 6 million times you make DPS good.
Chase Baker
>steamroll first point >Due to a player leaving this competitive match will shutdown in 30 seconds. Your skill rating will not be adjusted.
BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
Colton Sanchez
>wearing a skin that obscures a characters face >when there's skins that reveal it
I shiggy diggy you faggots.
Gabriel Thompson
>still no goggleless tracer skin this sucks
Austin Flores
>not de-niggrifying lucio with the frog skin jeff pls
Nathaniel Martinez
this your first game with a rotating meta? dps were god tier for the first couple of patches. they'll probably come back in a year, not to say that genji and tracer and good currently
Jeremiah Martin
>Official forums is a full on mercy circlejerk where every thread is made by a mercy main complaining about those darn DPS mains getting mercy needed with 100 upvotes >Every post that isn't part of the self pity party is mass downvoted Jesus christ this place is so delusional its sad.
Aiden Wilson
>rotating meta? It's been like this for over a year, lad and it's only getting worse. Saying OW has a rotating meta is a joke.