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They should have nerfed Mercy more.

Here comes T.Racer!

What heroes are canon virgins? I want to main someone I can relate with.

I want to bully Mercy until she cries!

All of the waifus.

All the females are whores, I'd go with uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh junkrat

Tracer since lesbian sex is just masturbation.

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hot

What voice line should I spam as genji

D.Va is the purest waifu user

D.va is pure

I fucking hate Junkrat's 'good morning' voiceline and retards playing him keep spamming it lately.

It sounds so fucking retarded.

>this is what d.vafags actually believe
lmao

Tracer since lesbians can't have sex since it's for a man and a woman (or a man and a man who looks like a woman)

daily reminder that HANA SONG PLEASE OLD MEN FOR FREE

MERRY CHARISTMASU

Good point

hmmmmmm

Mercy was a mistake.

This guy has mental problems.

>play zen
>every genji solo ults me
nice :)

I never considered this but its actually true

>kill their pharah
>mercy goes to rez
>kill her too
>then kill a reaper
>as zen

Apparently Sym is OP and Widow is shit.

27st for reaper is a pedophile

It can't be masturbation if it's between two people

STOP FUCKING HIDING BEHIND THE ORISA SHIELD AND FIGHT ME FAGGOTS

Widow is already overpowered above diamond? What the fuck

mercyhaters are hilarious

Reminder this is the face of an average Mercy main.

Is this a joke?

It is if the other person is your clone.

>complaints about not enough evil characters since release
>we get Sombra Doomfist Moira only interrupted by Orisa
>only five Talon characters in a game with six slots
>five Talon characters in the game and six were shown in total
>Talon characters in every category but tank
>only one new tank since release
>hints that Symm's Talon friend is the next character

Sanjay will be the next character, and he will tank using a hard-light construct, something like D.Va. His base design is also too simple in itself, just like pilot D.Va is, to allow for a complex tank aspect model like e.g. a Mech.

no

who cares, he is dead soon anyway

selfcest is fucking hot, post more

>pharah being pocketed by a mercy and zen
>soldier just shoot the pharah across the map :)

So where the fuck are the leaks, when is the event starting and when aere we getting confirmation of the lunar event for this year???

So far Jeff has said nothing and we have no confirmation of it.

No its EeveeA

I doubt they've even seen plat.

So basically a joke?

>Roadhog dies
>Mercy uses valk
>Stands next to corpse and starts casting rez
>Gets obliterated
Tfw you don't read patch notes.

Why is ranked so hard bros?

>im a widow/mercy main but you're bad if you pick hanzo

no, she's a future dickgirl

No more drive-by rezzing was the best part imo

>but don't tell people what to pick

is this a tranny?

There's not much at all.

>because im not going to switch off widow

>actually try flicking like an autist all the time instead of normal aim
>accuracy goes up to 60%
what the heck

What did xyrm mean by this?

Don't shoot where they are, shoot where they're going to be :^)

He posted some pictures of himself and he looks like a 15 year old mexican boy with a stereotypical pube muststache.

desu twitch chat is so awful that I'd probably have strict chat rules too if I wanted to pay attention to it at all

wheres her nose

>have an atrocious first round on hollywood
>Ana is the only thing in the comp that really works
>"Ana, you good"
>end of the game Ana thinks I was trash talking them
???
How can you possibly mistake that as trash talk, wew.

>you're all bad besides
good feel

>English Only
>no insults or hate speech (racism, sexism, etc.)
>being xenophobic right off the bat and then claiming that you can't be racist etc.
THE HYPOCRISY

>Enemies start complaining about you specifically

wanting to be able to read your chat =/= racism, retard

It should be legal to kill xyrm

Hey, you want to welcome the world with open arms. You better let me speak in my native Swahili.

>haha ill pick all the dps and do no damage xDD
Every fucking game. As a DPS main I know it's not hard.

THESE COMICS ARE ESHIT.

>Mercy gets nerfed
>Back to Ana/Healer duo comp now
I want off this game

>be me
>see Ana on the other team
>walk back to spawn
>switch class
>dive Ana
>all their tanks are Mercy mains
ez win

>Get queued with a 5 stack
>They blame me when shit goes wrong

torb initiative

I report every Torb and Sym

>mercymain dvas
>don't push winston away from supports
>don't duel dvas away from supports
>don't eat tracerbombs
>don't dive widow
>don't dive supports at close range
>don't dive mcree noon
>don't dive soldier ult
>don't combine self-destruct with rein/zarya/mcree
>stand next to main tank and hold lmb

>using whole hog
>enemy orisa uses fortify

Can't even notice the Junk change desu

This. It feels literally the same except now I can't throw a mine across the map and do something, which is perfectly fine.

*blocks your path*

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Pain is realizing you have 4 mercy mains on your team. Pain is also watching them play heroes they have no fucking clue how to properly play. So games are decided based on who has the least amount of mercy mains on the team? I hate this fucking game

Is this one a dem golden shower fetish pics

The Overwatch universe is chaos. Jeff Kaplan believes the solution to every problem is to ban all of his hammers at players. Xqc wants to party with the Dallas Fuel and is a sore loser when it comes to chess. The waifufags accidentally shoot the other waifufags during mercy's failed rescue mission. Mercy mains and other Junkrat mains are constantly rejected the diamond rank because they crash to gold. Metzen in Kaplans body is secretly commanding the balance team and blows them up on accident. Being a progressive, Eeveea should be in control of his emotions. Unfortunately, Xqc's stubbornness and lack of caution towards temporal anomalies makes the fags and by extension Q violently angry. 'Uma Booga' Muma, the gay fencer, proves he is not a good pilot by constantly leaving the parking brake on and blowing up the twatter. Mercy's accent and magical capabilities to fly at sonic speed makes her intolerable and offends the laws of the universe.

And now the lorefags don't stop asking for things.

What hero do i play if i wanna interact as little as possible with my team and the enemy team?

Prove

*bash her skull in with my crusader hammer and then have my way gore fucking her skull in*

An hero

Yes. that's how it is in GM, the team with less mercy mains wins.
Widow

Junkrat didnt need nerfs to begin with. This was more of just a "fairness" change to work like other explosives with fall off.

Giv Hana pusy

...

He doesn't need 2 mines.

Delete genji

>Junkrat didnt need nerfs to begin with
>t. silver junkrat main

>make tanks just better DPS
>everyone still just wants to play DPS

Hey maybe instead of buffing D.Va and Roadhog 6 million times you make DPS good.

>steamroll first point
>Due to a player leaving this competitive match will shutdown in 30 seconds. Your skill rating will not be adjusted.

BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>wearing a skin that obscures a characters face
>when there's skins that reveal it

I shiggy diggy you faggots.

>still no goggleless tracer skin
this sucks

>not de-niggrifying lucio with the frog skin
jeff pls

this your first game with a rotating meta? dps were god tier for the first couple of patches. they'll probably come back in a year, not to say that genji and tracer and good currently

>Official forums is a full on mercy circlejerk where every thread is made by a mercy main complaining about those darn DPS mains getting mercy needed with 100 upvotes
>Every post that isn't part of the self pity party is mass downvoted
Jesus christ this place is so delusional its sad.

>rotating meta?
It's been like this for over a year, lad and it's only getting worse. Saying OW has a rotating meta is a joke.