/ink/ - Splatoon General

>get nothing of substance because the developers have moved on to animal crossing and the next splatoon game is 3 years away at least

What do you want to see in Splatoon 3?

Dedicated servers

>Splat2’s hero armor
Now shut your mouth, Spla2n's hero armor is actually cool. The thing is, there are two styles that share shoes, how are they going to split them?

More interesting and definitely not forced characters like lil Judd

Play as Squid Sisters in Agent form. Will never happen. Children are too low-iq and only want to play as their generic squids.

Still no one for ?

If you don't like ability you have, buy it, especially if you have cold-blooded.

It will never happen because the Switch isn't powerful enough. Playing as literal gods is too much for the hardware.

Then just do Agent 1 so I can just idle at spawn and jack it to her tentacles swaying.

Thanks lad

smaller hitboxes will be OP as fuck

when

Anybody wanna League in a bit?

>can you believe this pervert, marie? he only wanted to fondle my tentacles. my tentacles!
>yeah, haha. what a weirdo.

there are no pictures of marie biting/licking callie's tentacles. one day i will create this masterpiece.

Half the size, but half the speed.
And you can only use dualies

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>half the size AND rollspam
even worse

>If your grades were as bad as your ranked grades, I can understand why you hate school

>we didn't get the french braid tentacles

Pearl is just retarded so no wonder her ranks in this easy game are bad

Godspeed user, the world needs this

>french braid
I want this so bad
maybe a pixie cut or something too

added, I can do 7 and maybe a couple more

Room open

Actually wait 5-10 minutes, my connection crapped out
Sorry

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just add me and let me know pal

Done and done, room's open

Hoodrat is here!

I could swear there was art of that.

It must exist, somewhere. This is the closest I have.

>sweater
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

brb real quick league pal

I suppose Marie's tentacles are fine too.

gotcha

It's just an innocent nibble though. Like she isn't going to town on them.

fug i actually gotta go for like 10-20. if you're still around next rotation and it's not clam blitz I'm down

No problem

Anyone else feels like doing a bit of League?

does hoodrat dab?

No

I'd be down for Splat Zones. This is Stick

Does dabrat hood?

I guess Hoodrat has a cool rapper brother now.

is it worth it to get a pro controller if I don't own a monitor nor a tv? only tabletop mode, and i've gotten pretty used to handheld too...

holy shit

>Marie will never caress your scalp while you fall asleep in her lap

autism
not really

this is dumb, inklings cant even "break" their legs, even in a disease way cause they can just splat and respawn to be healed

Why would an Inkling need a wheelchair? Wouldn't you just turn into a squid and swim around if you couldn't walk for whatever reason despite not having bones?

Nice

>When your team has two super clams and you're next to the basket
Someone fucking neck me please

Advanced fashion, much like people that wear decorative glasses. Or squidkids just playing around with old human designs for fun.

Callie and Marie don't know how lucky they are to have each other. Then again maybe they do now after breaking up.

They can't be broken, but they can be paralysed. f it is congenital, he'd probably stay broken even if you splat him.
Have you seen the "no weapons" signs all over Inkopolis? He'd be able to slowly flop around, maybe, but not swim.

>joycons are so incredibly uncomfortable that I can only play with the little gamepad grip thing
>play on maxed out sensitivity but it's still not enough
>all someone has to do is strafe and I just barely can't keep up with them even when I'm also strafing
>lose 1v1s with the same weapon all the time because I can't move far enough to aim properly
I fucking hate this. When are they making larger/more comfortable joycons so I can actually play this game the way I want without wanting to cut my hands off after 5 minutes?

Anybody for League? 5104-4837-5411

I've no idea how this happened, truthfully.

Would you rather play with the Wii U gamepad if you had the chance? Of course you would. I would too. Despite it being the required peripheral, it felt amazing to use in comparison.

more customization options
>hair styles
>different eyemask shapes
>different body shapes?
>a lot more pants/skirts
>male-only and female-only clothes

more shouts like Booyah, Thjis Way, Ouch, Help, etc

more non-competitive modes, turf war only gets boring after a while
>2v2v2v2
>1v1v1v1v1v1v1v1 battle royale

another ranked mode
>someone suggested cops & robbers, could be fun

better single player mode
>more content
>more reasons to play it

multiplayer maps that use the single player mode's gimmicks
>bouncy platforms, propelled platforms, switches, rolled mats, crates

split-screen mode

Someone should make a wide Pro Controller with phone grip. Maybe make it also able to hold Switch itself and advertise as a Pro-like handheld experience.

B-but..

Be an autist too and start cutting wood

>male-only and female-only clothes

Why? They could just treat it like they did with the Squidgirl Tunic.

if either of you want to play im done, just host

>different eyemask shapes
this would actually be really cool

That's after the operation.

I'm down**

Yes I definitely would. Even being as wide as it is, it was comfy as shit, the Z buttons were perfect, and I much preferred the stick layout. If they made joycons that were basically the detached controls from the WiiU gamepad, then I would be instantly sold.

If we get a fourth, I'd be down for a four stack.

I'll be there in a sec

>Spawncamped by a stingray twice
wew lad, didn't know they made cheats this hard yet.

I don't want to see yebbies dressed as maids

They could make it a tuxedo and then they'd be a butler.

But I also want to dress my woomy with a tuxedo

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fugg

guys guys.... tuxedo T-shirt

I do.

please no

I would wear this always

What's fresh, it's ya boy Notorious Y.E. to the B.
Wanted to address some rumors circulating. I am NOT in an eelchair anymore, thanks to my squigga Hoodrat.

How tho.
Maxed sensitivity goes over 360 with less than 90 degrees of turn.

oh shit, its ya boy

p-please league with me

Gee decade, sure is a lot of blasters today.

And I seem to be off my game yet again. Might be because I just ranked up to S+ last night and am out of my league yet again.

They're back together now and forever so it's fine.

I'm gonna eat after this my rice is done

I think we're doing fine pal

Thanks, I try to hold my own but that first 2020 power game was rough.

Nintendo will rip them apart again; I just know it. Nothing is sacred to them. They're monsters.

Storyanon here, got a good quicky for those who like Schoolgirl and Slut.

>Be Schoolgirl Woomy
>hanging out with best friend
>she’s been wanting to go to the beach
>constantly trying to get me to come
>I mean come along
>cod she’s corrupting my inner thoughts now
>something about wanting a good tan
>nervous as all shell
>knowing her she’s gonna have strangers rub lotion on us
>I mean I know she knows what she’s doing
>but come on
>I can barely talk to yebbies like she does
>ugh
>but her pouty face is too strong
>especially when she adds the sniffles
>cod damn it
>agree
>she laughs and hugs me
>as per usual her hands are groping my butt
>when did I get used to that?!