/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB65)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?67154-Open-Beta-65-PC-Patch-Notes-January-4th-2018

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Reveal Trailer (Moji):
youtube.com/watch?v=Z20SZAvW6EU

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63988-OB64-PTS-Bug-Thread

>lore shit
pastebin.com/rf7f5sQY
youtube.com/watch?v=TrztEF5HmAs

>OP Template
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ONCE MORE I DIE

. . . And SMITE!

>literally no news on HoTG since pre hrx patch
>the only thing we've got since then is 1(one) steam achievement
Xd

I would like to remind everyone that to this day, Drogoz is still the best husband. All the new champions are nothing compared to him. Nothing I tell ya.
Honest to honest, does anyone even play this game anymore? After unbound I just play against boots and sometimes go to ranked just to stop it from decaying.

It's dead, they have no reason to continue developing it.

Nah I play one bot match with Lian every day to get her daily champion chest and then I'm done.
My rank has already decayed to negative tiers probably

16 Palafacts that will blow your mind

>Comeback mechanic gives you 4% capture per second when your team is two points behind, and 3.5% capture per second when your team is one point behind.
>Cauterize from multiple sources from the same player stacks, with diminishing returns starting after 30%
>Knockback from opponents is also affected by your movement. Walk backwards from Ash and you'll be knocked back far greater than if you were walking towards her
>Self-knockback from weapon shots (e.g. Drogoz's rockets, Evie's staff, Pip's gun) is bugged and depends on the direction you're going in the map geometry
>Talus has invincibilty frames when using his teleport
>Ruckus has the buggiest headshot hitbox in the game
>Projectiles come from your weapon, not from the center of the screen, so they can be used to shoot at a spot while still remaining behind a wall
>Outline around the enemy champion has nothing to do with their hitbox (e.g. BK has no hitbox on hands; Willo has a huge hitbox)
>Some champions can avoid being headshotted by looking all their way down and with their back towards their opponent
>Moji can stack her clouds multiple times. They can also heal deployables such as Ghrok's totem or Inara's wall.
>BK cannot sticky bombs on you when you're CC immune. You can also remove stickied bombs by hitting yourself with self damage
>You can jump higher by being next to a wall, facing it, then jumping. This can be used even while on a horse or under a movement ability such as Pip's
>You can momentarily avoid being damaged by Tyra's firebomb by using the aforementioned jumping higher trick
>Champions can cut their reload animation by using some kind of skill. Some can abuse this to reload faster than intended
>You can use the third person camera from emotes and some abilities to look around corners
>Jumping at the right time as Makoa while hooking someone will make them get stuck in the air for a moment.

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hirezjnash assures me the team are hard at work developing new content

Why are there so many documentaries about Hitler?... I'm starting to think he actually lived a comfy live in Argentina.

I mean Paladins!

5 facts about maeve:
she's cute
she's smol
she smells nice
she has nice feet

>no I like maeve
>no MAEVE
Stop posting

>medieval street orphan
>smells nice
she probably shits in an alley like an indian, bathes like once a year, and pisses and bleeds all over herself since back in the day their only toilet paper was pieces of rope and their only menstrual clothes were literal rags.

>hirezjnash assures me the team are hard at work developing new content

I've come to the realisation that I don't really love her
Recently I've learned just love the attention I get from you all.
I'm sorry Ying, I'm sorry /palg/ I'm a sham.

>a thief skilled enough to be recruited by both sides of an armed conflict lives in squalor
Maybe when she started off. She's probably paid well enough to live comfortably unless she has to buy every single knife she throws and never gets them back.

Maeve licks herself clean.

Viadões abaixo

Begone, dwarf.

Maeve is a thug nigga not a cutiepie. She smells like marijuana because she is from the hood and her feet are hard because she is always running at top speed from the police. A real cutie with nice feet is Seris. Her toes have never touched the ground and are soft to the touch.

if maeve pounces on me imma trick her into stickng her toes in my mouth cause shes a dumb cat

Seris would have the top shelf stuff, oracles n shit

>collapsing into footfaggotry
Terminus didn't die, revive, and die again for this.

Doesn't she walk barefoot? Wouldn't the floating manlet and womanlet be better?

>48000 gems to buy if you're at level 0 of the S5 Ticket
>8000 gems cost $99.99
>48000/8000 = 6
>6 x $99.99 = $599.94
When is Paladins getting a $600 skin?

i like maeve

Whats going on in this thread~

Everyone likes Maeve.

>Seris
>walk

Don't you dare sully the name of Yingfag with these lies.

china did not knock it out of the park

I'd park between her knockers if you know what I mean

pixie is behind all these porn skins btw

I firmly disagree.

Three weeks and some fag will post it while claiming that Strike skins are better.

I have been thinking, and I believe it might be impossible for me to ever express accurately the intensity of my feelings for her, no matter the medium.
However, I can always share and reassure you that I do in fact love her beyond any reasonable limit. "Infinite" undoubtedly falls short to describe my love.
She is simply flawless; beautiful, kind, adorable. I would not choose anyone other than her to unconditionally dedicate my heart to.

Were you expecting to get something out of this post?

Fake Yingfag is more entertaining than the regular one.

Maeve is a cute thug who regularly gets pedicures.

>champions have idle animations you never see unless you play in 3p
some of them are really cool, wtf.

really?

Seris has hair?

do we have a date for ob66 yet?

Which Battleborn character is this?

they are, it's definately not worse than valenines skye

I understand that ying is cute and can pass for a loli if you squint, but I don't think you've thought through what would actually happen if you married her.

>come home from a hard day of work
>open the door
>multiple wiimotes mysteriously embedded in your television
>yings everywhere
>yings in your kitchen, each trying to cook a different meal and fighting over who gets to use the oven while the microwave is ablaze
>yings sledding down the stairs on sofa cushions
>yings in the bathroom having toy naval battles in the tub and leaving water everywhere
>yings on your bed painting their toenails and leaving glittering stains on your bedsheets
>yings in your closet tying your favorite clothes together to use as a rope for tug of war
>yings passed out around a bonfire in the backyard surrounded by liquor bottles while strange music blares from a boombox
>yings floating towards your neighbors at high speed while glowing red

I don't think you can actually handle this. No one can.

no exact date, just "mid-February"
the 14th will be a Wednesday

she also sounds like a squeaky toy

you could whore them all out for money

>Were you expecting to get something out of this post?

A cheeky (you) from you, Not gonna lie that felt better than I thought it would.

moji is not for lewd

Two months without an update ResidentSleeper

>Tell people I want to fuck Cassie while Ziggs is forced to watch
>No anger
>Tell people Kinessa is a whore who would eat shit for cash
>No anger
>Tell people Ying is never constipated from the amount of anal she has
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are Yingfags so defensive but others can just brush it off?

I would fug pixie and make her parents watch

Cassie and Kinessa are mature women who can take care of themselves but ying is an innocent girl who has to be rescued by sha lin every weekend.

>+0.1 players
IT AIN'T OVER TIL IT'S OVER

jesus fuck just put it out of its misery

stop lewding pixie

>Yingfags
*Yingfag
Being a slut is normal in the world of Paladins.

You're trying to make it sound like she's a kid. I'll have you know she's a responsible adult, and she would not use her powers for mischief.
It looks like you put some effort in your post though, so I'll give you that, but I have to inform you that your assumptions are wrong. My Ying is the most wonderful and loving wife I could ask for.

ying has a big butt

her butt had to grow large in order to adapt to zhin's bandit gang raping her night and day, like how giraffes evolved long necks to eat tree leaves

I don't want to be "that guy", but I need to point out that steam numbers for a game with an independent launcher (every Hirez game has one) will always be inaccurate. In reality there's probably a few thousand if not more players for HotG. Now that's still pretty fucking pathetic for an online game, but I think the development costs are relatively low for HotG, so they just don't bother with pulling the plug for now

she writes this stuff herself btw

>In reality there's probably a few thousand if not more players for HotG

pixie is pure and wouldn't write such things

If you think Paladins has only 20k average players just because Steam Charts says so, I have a bridge to sell you

>In reality there's probably a few thousand if not more players for HotG
lol

You're not funny.

Paladins may have more than 20k but HotG truly only has 40 players.

he is

Ying is truly the ultimate sex being.

For all 2 people in this thread who play HotG, what's the draw for that game? What does it offer? Why wouldn't people just play Hearthstone, or its sexier, faster, more generous counterpart, Shadowverse?

use your common fucking sense and Steamspy if you really want to see more accurate numbers than what's on Steam Charts

she's quite the hormonal enthusiast

...

Yet she's still a popular off tank pick

I use her as a main tank and you can't stop me from doing so.

I like Zhin and rape

bad post

Anybody know where to look at entries in the character design contest other than the one twitter thread?

Terrible post.

I wish I could play off tank instead of solo tank. Matchmaking does not let me be that lucky.

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we need this

jfc that's literally two characters from the new zelda mixed into one

>looking up stuff to see how dead smite tactics is
>they had 7 players check in for their tournament last week
:(

Thanks, user.
I feel like some of these artists are trolling pretty hard though.

Reminder that there won't be a patch preview for ob66

You can win with 5 dps in casual. Why cares?

no, you're just jealous of her so you demean her by saying she does.

get over it, pixie is queen

pixie is queen of spades*

because there's no better options

all the tanks right now just feel awful to play. Other than the eternal Makoa.

>there's no better options

So what you are saying is that Ash is the best option, correct?

t. alyssa
we miss u

Just play the game lmao

>only term and barik are actually bad
okay

And I'd wager even Barik has his uses when the circumstances allow it. Terminus just has to die, but he cannot

Vivian is pretty!

I want to make her smile!

vivian posters are absolutely not welcome here