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>FAQs and General Info
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>Total War Three Kingdoms Info
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>Warhammer 2 Info
***Tomb Kings DLC Released***
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>Thrones of Britannia Info
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yikes.

I feel like I should play this just to see the ai be destroyed in seconds.

You will get micro'd the fuck out

Pikes are a bit broken in vanilla but holy shit are they broken in DeI. They're so OP it's not even funny.

if you wipe out a faction, let's say the empire for example, and you let the province rebel, along with taking a territory to re-establish that faction, do they get their LL back eventually??

nah

Yes
It has to be their starting position though, so go ruin Altdorf

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>history

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fantasy

How do I make my puppets expand in Attila?
You can't gift regions, and whenever I set a war co-ordination target to a city I just sacked they just ignore it

zoinks scoobs i think we got ourselves a retard

>tfw managed to vassalize entire empire
the best part about playing dwarfs

KROQ GAR IS WILLING TO JOIN MY CONFEDERATION

SHOULD I HIT IT????

>fantaSOY

hrmmmmmmmmm... okay neat. I think this means I can get louen along with having super alberic

history not even once

yes

delete this NOW

This is the ideal Bretonnian Knight. You may not like it, but this is what peak chivalry looks like.

Also is it just me or have VC become a fair bit more difficult to play now? The dwarfs near Sylvania get bullied to death almost immediately by orcs after the recent update, who declare war almost instantly.

Fun fact: if Skarsnik gets wiped out, the province he'll respawn as rebels in is k8p.

Orcs are way easier to fight as VC than dwarfs though, just use lore of death to morale shock them.

Did that one user that wanted to use up that last thread think there was going to be some kinda epic maymay created within those 40 posts? Is this some kind of new autsim?

>Chaos all over his provinces
>his only two real armies are in the middle of the fucking ocean taking attrition
good job kroq

i own all the southlands now though

I know, it's just a bit shocking to sudden have orcs with 9+ settlements right next to my starting province by turn 20.

>Getting self conscious about making the thread early

that's kinda cool actually

>Basing new threads on chances a meme is going to be made.
Just keep it under 3, don't want hot pockets to get an aneurysm and start nuking threads at random.

...

Let's be honest, total war has never been a historical game, it has always been historical fantasy AKA Hollywood history. The only historically accurate total war to ever be made was Rome 2 where the devs actually consulted historians while making the game.

Fantasy has always existed in total war in the form of head hurlers, screaming bitches and ninja warriors.

I'm fairly certain it's a holdover from back before K&W when Crooked Moon proper started in k8p, with their gobbo great shaman leader Sour.

Plus the fucking Vikings in med 2 hundreds of years after the Vikings died out or the Vikings in Attila hundreds of years before Vikings even existed

Why the fuck doesn't CA just make a Viking game if they love them so much

here we see the fantasoy boy in his natural state

>Walking through Stirland
>"Trees are only dead... Half the year."
Thanks, Arkhan

They literally are you brainlet

No shit! They are literally their counter.

>unless giants, squigs and black orcs all around

The historical accuracy in Rome 2 was awesome. Then CA fucked it up again by making Attila some grim dark Hollywood version of the dark ages.

>The state of fantasy

They are making a viking game

I remember retards on the forum REEEEEEEing that there were no head hurlers or animalistic barbarians because Rome 1 made them think that shit was real history

The guy has kids at least

I'll never forget dogbert beating VC with GS to clinch that competition. Such a dramatic upset after the thread was about convinced he's lost solely on the race draft.

>these are the "people" posting the trash in our threads
Just tell fantasoys to make their own thread

SEETHING

so I finally decided to accept and farm the greenskin rebellions as bretonnia, and holy fuck is that ever broken. level 15-20 lord by turn 20, and all it costs is an extra lord sitting there in raiding stance to make sure you get one every turn

you mean his wife's kids

>Get Tier 4 minor settlements mod.
>Dawi consistently shit out elite armies of Ironbreaker, slayers, longbeards and tier 5 artillery.

I made a mistake.

Thats the designated TT shitlord. The reason why we cant have nice things like chaos divided and army painter.
Only him is allowed to paint "his armies" with colored dyes and brushes in the depths of his basement. AoS and the end times triggers him.

I can't believe CA hasn't patched out self-raiding yet.

Where are my shadows? My skellingtons blend in with the sand a little too well, as well. Thought this would be a good screenshot, but it ended up looking wonky as hell.

>I got pictures of lewd elves in my book

Obsessed

What the heck do you build when playing tomb kangzs?

You also don't have a focal point, it's just a big ass crowd. What am I supposed to be looking at?

They do that anyways though. No mods in a Queek co-op campaign had a hall of oaths and runeforge in almost every major settlement by the time we got up north.

the saurus are levitating

Whatever you want, fuccboi

>Saurus warriors can fly now

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

kek

Well the battle, preferably. The fact that it's stretching over multiple hills lends itself to a good overarching shot, I thought.

I see what you mean though, the battle looks like shit in its own right.

How to bretonnia campaign?
I always get stuck trying to take that imeprial city at the start (marienburg i think?)

Chariots and archers will be the cheapest bang for your buck. Nehekhara warriors in my experience are too expensive to try to rush early, better to try to pick up their building already at 2 or 3 from occupying a high level settlement.

archer missile damage or reload reduction?

Fuck off fantasy neckbeard

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
youtube.com/watch?v=70k7NWKISH0

Speermani assemble!

is this the ultimate falseflag to get an answer

Is this why they're called fantasyfags?

>some fantasyfag looked up cuckporn to find the perfect image to do a poor shop

damage will make each shot count more and they run out of ammo less fast

I'm at a stalemate with Settra currently as Queek. I razed all his western cities and next are the heavily fortified cities of Black Pyramid and Khemri. I have 2 high tier armies,and a small one taking care of my home provinces in case Kroq-Gar decides to attack or the Crooked Moon decide to send another doomstack. He seems to manage to shit out a new full stack every turn, all with moderately high leveled lords, and I can't afford to leave either city alone in fear of them shitting stacks as I lay siege. I can't afford a high quality fourth army, Only a clanrat/slave stack.Also manlets are pissed and might declare war on any second, and they're ranked 2. What do I do?

TL;DR
Fuck you Settra stop shitting out armies REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kill them

Wrong thread

Reload reduction only if you have something already increasing your ammo.

>fantasoy

/pol/ was a mistake

shitposting's really gotten to be serious here, eh?

>Tomb Kings cannot be disbanded

Wrong thread

>fantasoys
They are getting sad

Keep in mind that TK lords start with the immortal trait, so killing them in battle only wounds them. You'll have to go balls deep and take out the cities if you want it to end.

It's just /gsg/ falseflagging. Making the thread early was a dead giveaway.

That shit really is annoying.

Wrong thread

>free army
>disband

use SSAO

>Keep in mind that TK lords start with the immortal trait

Are you fucking kidding me

Please go to your containment thread

stop false-fagging fantasoy boy

Wrong thread

Lore accurate. It's honestly inaccurate their heroes don't.

It's not free, they contribute to the army cap
So if I have some nobody lord in the ass end of nowhere I can't disaband to rebuild an army elsewhere

Who are the bigger nerds, historyfags or fantasyfags?

Wrong thread

ahve you seen the type of people who are into fantasy in real life?

They fit the perfect description of the typical greasy, glasses wearing, nerd.

the ones that spend thousands of dollars on painting children's toys

CHINAfags, it is plain as day that they're creating this artificial conflict for their own ends.

This

Fantasoys are literal children

Friendly reminder that THIS is the lead brittania developer. Just remember this face, history cucks
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It's always sad to harm fellow lizards

I WANT THREE KINGDOMS AND I WANT IT NOW MOMMY