/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #724

On the 7th day, God created Max and Chloe while he rested. He wanted to give the earth perfect soulmates when everything seemed dark.For an eon Max and Chloe played and fell in love in heaven until they were called to Earth when they were needed the most.

Always kiss the Price.

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PROTECT CINNAMON BUN.

Chloe's got the powers of being awesome, having a truck and a cute Max gf, and a gun (after she gets some proper safety classes)

Formatting got messed up and using the older jpg version. But hey, that's okay- they'll last FOREVER!

WEEDLORD HANNAH

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

Pricefield is #1

Protect K8

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This questionable blue haired girl asks you to get her glass bottles, What do?

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

>"420 blaze it"

Get her the fucking glass bottles!

Get to work and get your qt her bottles

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

>Daye and Hannah's stream from earlier
twitch tv/videos/224321519

Always.

Watch this if you haven't, anons, it's super cute.

Too good for this world. We didn't deserve her.

But Chloe did.

This questionable blonde girl asks you to fetch her a quarter. What do?

When the other 2 voice actors from BtS, ha they are that forgettable aren't as cute or fun as Hannah

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Say "no".

>Christian
>Hates gays, blacks, liberals, and most enjoyable things in life
>Fun
Ok

Tell her to fuck off and stop being annoying.

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Why would you say no to a sweet young girl who just wants to use a viewfinder but is out of luck?

When does she say she hates gays or blacks? Give me proof from her mouth or shut the fuck up

>"Ok" baiter continues to attempt to stir up shit
Fuck off

I don't really care about her so I'm not inclined to help her.

I don't care about that "sweet young girl" so best tell her to fuck off.

She never said any of those things. Hannah is Christian, that's all we know about her personal views. Don't fall for the bait.

Forehead kisses are the best.

But she really wants that quarter, is that so much to ask?

Remember that this girl is used to getting what she wants.

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>"Are you gonna spend the rest of our lives standing on a crate or stool Maxie?"

Max & Chloe wedding DLC when?

I guess give her one if I've got one to spare. It's a tiny favor and a nice thing to do. So long as it doesn't become a habit.

DORKS

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What if she started asking for quarters regularly? Like at first it's just once. Then you notice a pattern where it becomes a weekly thing, then a daily thing, and then one day she shows up at your door at 11am on a Sunday asking for a quarter with messy hair and a generally disheveled look and you're not sure how she even knows where you live?

I was literally about to post that exact picture. It would have gone up before yours if I had the auto-post on.

:D

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I like to think Chloe was mad at something or other so Max gave her a little kiss to calm her down

>"Sorry... Max and Chloe made we watch them for an entire afternoon, Maribeth. Did I do it right?"

Chloe would orgasm right then and there.

I'd see if she wants to cuddle t b h
She's got pretty eyes too

Call the police.

what a qt

Aww. That's super sweet.

>When your femlet gf can wear your shirts like a dress
>When your gf doesn't mind you haven't washed that shirt in a week

>made her watch
That's lewd

She'd want to fuck you and do some drugs.

I'm sure Kate enjoyed watching.

Well she was hanging out with Max & Chloe and they forget Kate was there for a minute. Things got a tiny bit heated, they noticed, stopped, and Max awkwardly apologized.

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>She'd want to fuck you and do some drugs.
O-ok

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Would it be moral to ask her for cuddles in exchange for quarters?

Max's nosebleed is a nice touch

Watch it, you're pushing your luck to the Max

I would propose it but she could say no
I would just want to stare into those eyes

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*steals the best wives of Arcadia Bay*

Is Max pushing down Chloes jeans with her feet? That's not

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Kate resigned to a sleepless night

Max better watch her back. The shark will get her revenge.

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Max wrapping her legs around Chloe like that is hot on its own regardless of what Chloe's jeans are doing

"Y-you would give me a quarter?"

Chloe is wearing far to big jeans. Their riding low.

If you let me look at your face while we cuddle, you can have multiple quarters

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I like the idea of Chloe wearing more tomboyish underwear like that

tfw so in love, you give your girl your side of the bed.

UH OH

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>When Maxine finally meets her match.Chloe comes in and proceeds to knock her former first mate back into line.

VERY LEWD

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I bet Max gets abnormally wet

One of the hottest fics ever is that one where alt!Max gets eaten out by Rachel while talking to Victoria on the phone who begins masturbating hersself thinking she's pleasuring Max by doing it

She starts getting wet the second Chloe gives her *that* look.

She mostly retains it. Chloe is lucky to move a finger inside.

I hate fics where Rachel is alive, doing things, but... uh... link?

archiveofourown.org/works/5021176

That sound incredibly unpleasant for Max

>rfw

>alt-Max makes people call her Maxine
kek

The best LiS smut trope is describing all Maxs juices running down her ass crack

>Pricefield pornposting hour is upon us

>Stephposter mad theres no Steph smut

Kek, I have no idea why, but it does seem like I've read that phrase about Max a lot of times.