/drg/ Danganronpa General

It's a great morning to laugh at how fat Kaede is!

Thanks Mikan!

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

MAN HANDS

My sleep schedule is in a state of chaos, so I won't be going to bed for a while!

Kaede stealing food from Ouma!
Ouma a stick!
Kaede putting on pounds as Ouma wastes away!

Kaede Akamatsu, Ultimate Pianist, polishing off her second lunch of the day! Kaede Akamatsu, Ultimate Pianist, licking her fingers, still hungering for more food, but refraining from getting thirds because she has to get to piano practice! A pile of fat, glistening hamburgers conviniently placed upon a silver platter, catching her eye! Kaede Akamatsu, Ultimate Pianist, telling herself just one more meal isn't that big of a deal!
Kaede Akamatsu, Ultimate Pianist, waddling out of the kitchen hours later, her body engorged with food, as she all but rolls down the empty school halls, desperate to make it to her daily piano practice session before the sun set! Kaede Akamatsu, Ultimate Pianist, working her fat, circular body through the door and popping into the room after thirty straight minutes of struggling and shifting her jiggling lard-filled belly! Kaede Akamatsu, finally seated at the dear old grand piano she loved so much, pressing a fat piggy finger to a silver key, ready to play some Chopin, when she finds that her sausage rolls she calls fingers keep hitting multiple notes! Kaede Akamatsu, no longer an Ultimate Pianist, hunched over the grand piano, sobbing!
I love Kaede Akamatsu!

Stay with us forever Mikanposter!

Don't make fun of my wife's manly hands! She's very sensitive about them!

youtu.be/usxrnYRZf_g

I'm going to end /drg/. So don't any of you go and do anything unnecessary, alright?

Sorry...

kaede BIG cholestorol levels
ouma BIG malnutrition

looking for a picture of hajime cringing with the gimp oversized file shit

The next person to call Kaede fat is going to feel the full wrath of faggot-chan, Ultimate Kaedeposter!

Why are you so mad Rantaro-nii?

I want to marry Akane and cook meals for her.

I love Kirumi!

Saiharu!

/drg/ ruined my life

>Maki's face
>Kaede's everything

Which Dangans smegma would taste the best? For some reason my vote goes to Shuichi It would probably have the lightest odor and a nice smooth texture without being chewy and go down easily without much hassle or residue left over in your mouth all the while with a pleasant musky taste that isn't too strong but just enough to be erotic.

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Ouma calm the fuck down.

Reminder that rule63 teruteru, gundam, and gonta are better than any canon waifus

nah

You are so cute.

and beta teruteru is best husbando

final version is sexier

rule63 teruteru is just Miu

I'll fucking skiddaddle at the first sight of you acting funny.

Cute character development

mondo if his hair wasn't a bugle

Well that's just rude

I want to stuff my face into Shuichi's hat and take a big whif!

Saihara's shampoo ^q^

Mikan is the giant shitstain too large to ignore on the otherwise pristine game that is dr2.

Thank you user! You are cute too!

No, don't

Indeed.

Post Autistic Maki stories please!
They make me happy!

>Dear diary, Maki-chan here!
>How have you been diary? I've been great!
>You'll never guess what happened; I got a boyfriend!
>My new friend Kaito pretended to be my boyfriend in order to save my other new friend from a mean boy. It was a great plan I thought up all by myself!
>After the plan was over, I asked Kaito if he would be my boyfriend for real, and he said yes! He even kissed me, right on the cheek! I was so embarrassed, but happy too!
>Now we can be real boyfriend and girlfriend, and we can play together all the time!
>I'm sure we'll be together forever, so Ill be sure to tell you all about the fun games we play together!
>I'll talk to you later diary, I love you!

>P.S. I hope Kaito likes Sonic!

delete this right now

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Does anybody else think Kokichi feels like a Saturday morning cartoon villain who got fucked over by somebody far worse? I think it’s mostly because he’s so damn proud of being an obnoxious jerk and his evil organization is actually a bunch of petty pranksters.

o-okay
what about happier autistic maki stories? Please?

You're waiting behind the couch waiting for your beautiful girlfriend to come home. After a few minutes of waiting you hear the front door start to open, you see the light shine through and you see the longhaired beauty walk through the door, and turn on the light, you jump up and yell "happy birthday sweetie!" revealing all the minecraft, star wars, and sonic merchandise laid out on the table, and also a minecraft creeper cake in the middle that says "Happy Birthday Maki! I love you sweetie!" She looks at you and starts crying tears of joy and clings to you, sobbing into your torso.

Stop this shit right fucking now fucko

didnt even color correct the skin.....

The point is he was trying to act like a saturday morning cartoon villain.

Mahiru

Ouma and his beloved Saihara-chan! Fuck this winter weather!

but she's dating the guy she has a crush on, how is this not a happy story?

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>the point was he was trying to be a lame annoying character

I hate the Kokichi defense force

He literally says that to Kaito before he dies, so I don't know why you're mad about that fact being pointed out.

i hate u

The way she's going down and the angle of it she's not even in a position where she can keep his dick in.
Now it just looks like she's doing push-ups on him as a sort of intimidation technique and not bouncing on his detective D.

>Dear diary, Maki-chan here!
>Have you been behaving yourself diary? I sure have, even Saihara-chan says so!
>I know I say this a lot, but you'll never guess what happened now!
>Saihara-chan found out I had a boyfriend (you didn't tell him, did you? Just kidding, I know you wouldn't do that, I love you diary), and said he wanted to meet him right away!
>At first I was worried, because sometimes Saihara-chan can be weird, but it turns out he really likes Kaito!
>Saihara-chan even said it would be okay for him to come over to play at our house from now on!
>The other day Kaito came over to play, and Saihara-chan said he wanted to join in too! I was so happy!
>he even said we would play hide-and-seek, and he hasn't played that with me in years! (probably because I'm such a good hider)
>Since I'm such a good hider, Saihara-chan said Kaito and him would both look for me while I got to hide (which is the best part of course!)
>I picked such a good spot that I think Saihara-chan was trying to scare me out of it; he kept on making these moaning noises like a ghost, but kind of high-pitched, so it wasn't really scary.
>he also must have split up from Kaito to search for me, because he kept yelling out "I'm coming, I'm coming", and he said it an awful lot.
>After a few hours of hiding (and a few Sonic comic books later), Saihara-chan and Kaito finally found me under my bed!
>They obviously looked really hard, because they looked all sweaty and out of breath, and Saihara-chan was really red in the face, but he wasn't mad at all!
>We all had such a fun time, Saihara-chan and Kaito said we could play like this all the time, and I could always be the hider if I wanted!
>I have such a good boyfriend and best friend, my life is just perfect!
>That's all for today diary, I'll tell you all about the next game we play! I love you!

P.S. Kaito does like Sonic; he bought a Sonic game just for me to play at his house! He's the best boyfriend ever!

k thnx bye

>Biwa
why the fuck was this nigger so silent on V3 he even made a UDG doujin.

>most have one thread
>Ouma has 5
>Maki has 6
>Kaito has 8
They apparently have a lot of strong feelings towards him.

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Too. Much. Snow.

They hate Kaito the most? Really?

who writes this autistic fan fiction shit? Thats where the real autism is, This physically hurts to read.

>Kaito has 8
It's hilarious knowing there's really vocal parts of the Japanese fandom that hate Kaito. Too bad I can't read Japanese, I've read rumors that NISA Kaito is a watered down version of himself and he calls people fag in the original.

>tfw always cold
>tfw your husbandos would have so much body warmth to share with you

V3 is almost done re-downloading! I'm going to date all the cute girls in Salmon mode! Who should I date first? After Kaede of course

the diary ones are edited from P5 Makoto's which was a shitpost on /v/ when the game first came out.

Where can I find one?

Miu!

It's literally a blizzard here. My brother has no right to complain that Helsinki doesn't have enough snow anymore.

it's /pg/ copypasta with the names replaced.

Well, the choice is just plain obvious

Good pick! Thanks Miufriend

>I've read rumors that NISA Kaito is a watered down version of himself and he calls people fag in the original.
He calls Korekiyo a fag, Ryoma a depressed pathetic wimp and Saihara a little bitch, basically.

Angie!

Hajime's a hard working guy, his toned body would be great to spoon on a cold winter morning such as this one.

Is the cutest!

I wanted to make a response to all the criticisms of Yumeno's character(writing-wise and why people think she's a terrible person) and have been asking around for things I've missed from my list. Got any that aren't subjective like "she's boring" or "she's annoying"?
So far, I got:
>She’s lazy
>She has no personality
>She does nothing but shout “IT’S MAAAAAAGIIIIIC!”
>She treats Tenko horribly
>She joined Angie’s cult
>She wouldn’t tell anyone her magic trick in Chapter 2
>She wasn’t going to defend herself in Chapter 3
>She caused Gonta to lose his memories
>She gave Kaito the crossbow
>She unironically told Kiibo to kill himself
>She accused Kiibo and Gonta of looking like murderers
>She insulted Kokichi after his death and felt no sympathy for him
>She didn’t care for Angie, Ryoma or Amami but suddenly cared for Tenko
>She only cared about Angie and Tenko, nobody else
>She’s useless and never helps out
>Her love hotel
>She gets in the way of Saiharu
>She survived
>She’s Hagakure 2.0
>She’s Hiyoko 2.0
>She didn’t change much, she had no development
>She changed too much and became a whole new character, it was forced

Got any else you hear?

Source?

I've seen some people say she's pedobait which is why they hate her, kek.

Think so?

Her development begins and ends in Chapter 3.
Too many pee jokes. She's a little Taito in the making.

Huh...
What's the reason for it though? He got that sweet Maki puss? Fujohate? Just memes? Kamina ripoff?

IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN REMOTELY CONTROL OUR BOY SHUUICHI
>First in the character polls.
>Stole the protagonist spot from Kiibo and Kaede.
>True end is him fucking everything that moves.
>Has all the puss he could ever want in love hotels on lock exclusively for his own personal use.
>Has most everyone drooling over him in his ftes, even the man hating Tenko accepts him. Even the comments in the sixth trial constantly husbandofag over him
>Comes out of the killing game as the only male left.
>The game itself encourages you to ship his with anyone and everyone you want.
>Cucks all Yurifags.
>Cucks all Female protagonist fags.
>Cucks all all non Momota/Harumaki shipperfags by having a complete monopoly on shipper fuel in canon (The only thing that actually matters).
He fucked everyone in the damn game and survived, shrugging it off while kicking TDR back to hell.

S H U U I C H I B O Y S

Reminder that people complain that plot point of Ouma faking his evil self was obvious yet people like this user exists.

kek, hearing him insult people he thinks are weak or weird while preaching that everyone has potential would have been so grating. Since he calls Tulpaman a fag, I'm guessing that happened during his reveal, because in the translation Kaito keeps wondering aloud what's going on as Tulpaman becomes Nee-san.

You know what could make the winter better? Murder!

She's too cute, and it makes me sad she's not real!