/ink/ - Splatoon General

closest thing i got fám

>no "milk and cereals separate" option
fuck

thats not a shitty one tho. that one will divide nations.

Browsing a sex store with Callie!

It's almost as bad as front/back roll.

If you don't pour the cereal first you deserve to be locked up in a loony bin.

>99.99% of the population on the left
>that one guy on the right

I guess technically it's still divided

then the god damn cereal gets all mushy and pasty. the fuck is wrong with you

I would buy her anything she wants if it makes her feel better ;_;

A soft pretzel.
A sammich.
Barbie Horse Adventures for the Xbox.
Anything.

CANDY store, fucking autocorrect.

Post yfw the enemy team has FOUR (4) power clams

anyone wants to play some SR?

Buy her some pads

Stuff my basket daddy

>mfw I get to the basket and the barrier goes up as a clam is in mid-throw

I like my Callie natural... Stop making me think unpure thoughts. Squid Sisters are a strong drug.

She's a natural qt3.14

>Ferrari vs Lamborghini
This is a great fest, but also one that's not happening. Not just because it misses target demographic, but also because Fezza are picky even about realistic representation of themselves. They literally wanted to revoke the license from Project Cars because their LaFerrari was slower there than McLaren P1 (which is the case IRL as well). Going against a rival brand in something otherwise not car related and with no way to influence the outcome? They just won't bother.
Now, Lambo vs Porsche I can kinda see, both are owned by VW.

I recognise this artist... Weren't they from old /ink/?

>Lamborghini, Porsche, Audi, Bentley, Bugatti
Damn, Veedub owns a lot of things.

Your post makes no sense. They wouldn't even have the cars racing against eachother so there wouldn't be any "misrepresentation" of their cars.

Yeah, noseanon

We called them 'noseanon' for some reason. I never knew what became of them; I haven't frequented this place in years. I remember they drew some amazing things though.

he was the main artist for that one cartoon, Oblongs.

Cars, no. Brand, yes. They literally make more on licensing and merchandise than they do on actual cars. Even if it's a harmless kids game.

Whether or not they lose the splatfest it would still be good marketing for them. Well, assuming we were still in the 80s where kids idolized sports cars and not people in their 20-30s.

>until superbonus: 2p

catch one egg and throw the matches to get it over with quicker

SR anyone?

dang that's cool. did they do these pokemon ones? they look similar.

i will but i can't play as long as i usually do right now. might have to jump at any time.

woomer!

>Boiler
A pseudo-flamethrower equivalent that has high fire rate and high range, but both decrease as the ink tank depletes. They have a brief warmup period before they can start firing.
While the accuracy and damage per shot are both rather low, Boilers can cover a wide area very quickly, though they suffer from a lot of downtime since they need to keep their tanks full.

>Skipper Bomb
Toss a rounded disc that bounces up to three times before exploding, leaving a puddle of ink where it lands. If it hits a wall or a player, it will explode like any other bomb, and the more times it bounces the stronger the explosion will be. The initial angle when thrown will determine the speed and range.

>Shark Fin
The player dons a shark fin and goes berserk, greatly increasing their speed in all forms and ink efficiency, as well as having a thermal silhouette of all enemy players. As they swim around, the shark fin is visible on top of the surface of the ink (unless they are wearing Ninja Squid).

>check plaza
>"Can you draw my inkling girl kissing Mario???"

Make the room

the room is up

dont worry C
its always a pleasure to play with you

woomy!

sex with tia's 6 tits!

Take your tranny shit back to discord.

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WHERE IS SEAN

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What kind of fucking sociopath pours the milk first?
Get help if you do.

Don't worry about it

>theyre not green
oh no no no

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>replying with that screenshot

I'm the one who took that one. I just need a screenshot to get the correct shades of green, eye colors and shirts/head gear.

Anyone want to League? Room's already open if you already have me

going to stop for now
ggs C, S and M
excellent job

When is Splatoon going to have a feature where you can dick around with your phone at least to SOME extent? Like taking selfies or maybe that's how you interact with your ingame friends?
Would make screenshots a fuck of a lot easier.

>its always a pleasure to play with you
gosh

Oops, never took a proper pic together, but here's green, she has brown eyes, tennis has purple eyes and wears sun visor, grizco polo/green striped top, and green...converse looking shoes, I don't remember the name
[Spoiler]Hey dude long time no see, I suppose this is another commission?[/spoiler]

>and green...converse looking shoes, I don't remember the name
Hunter Hi-Tops

Yup. Just needed a reference of Green and Tennis before I sent out the e-mail tonight.

>The backdoor skilljump on Shellendorf
Does Nintendo realize this exists? Do they even care?

To be fair if they don't want to turn the dualies range down then I can't see why they would want to not remove bullshit like this.

Which one you talking about? All I know is using the zipline to get extra height to get into the spawn. But you can get there anyway via the roof.

Wow I can't spoiler today
Cool I have 2 NSFW commissions in the work from Thwompu, I love Thwompy

big if true

i wanna league

Nice. Promised this commission to kier but I need to throw some money Thwompu's way sometime soon.

GGs Sushi

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Room open for pair

Comp players don't even use dualies, besides Dapples for RM. Balancing the game around shitters like (You) is how the game becomes casual trash.
Also, if exploit isn't game-breaking and takes skill to use- just call it a feature.

Doesn't seem too bad to me.

Also not surprised that stickfag would complain about dualies since he can't aim

>skilljump
my fucking sides thats just a regular jump

If a stickfag can find and perform this jump, it is definitely intentional. It's not even a "skill" jump, you have plenty of leeway there.

Enperries are actually pretty high up on league usage. And the Genensis 5 tournament saw a few pairs of dapples and enperries busted out.

I'm outranged by Dual Squelches no matter what weapon I use; The Pro and Jet Squelcher barely even have a fair fight against them. Remove their reach to be honest.

That was the second take, the first take I was short. It still feels unintentional though.

Does anyone want to SR with me?

dual squelchies have a slow time to kill and struggle actually landing shots at a distance due to their akimbo status. If you can't manage to get in to kill them it sounds like you're a shitter. But everyone already knows that

They're impossible to approach unless you literally drop on top of them, and even then they can just spam roll to get away. They're too easy to use.

Dude, Pro and Squelchies have the same range, except Pro has better accuracy even after Squelchies roll, faster nozzle velocity and faster TTK. If you can't kill Squelchies with their literal hard counter, you are probably not gud enough to be considering for balancing
>second take
You still made it

Use them yourself and say that they're too easy then. I bet you won't be able to get kills with your stick aim and akimbo accuracy.

I should learn to use the base Pro for SZ, but my gripe is that they're so sluggish on movement when you're used to the Jr Custom and 3-speed crutchzap. Plus I have my Squelcher for range if I ever need it, though I do need to git gud again with it since I've been reliant on the turfing power of the Jr.

There is, it's called Splatnet and you use it on your IRL phone

Sounds like you need to get your hands on Squelchies. They turf far better than Pro.

The commission part or me loving Thwompu? Both are true, friend

Fucking everything turfs better than the pro, that's not an accomplishment.

I have, and I've also used the Sploosh. They're absolutely bullshit weapons that need to get toned the fuck down since they're too easy to kill in their intended ranges (Sploosh at close range, squelches at 'all')

lmk if u need beacons or rain ^2

Why does a different general have our OP?
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do people really spend money on digital porn of squids?

Y-you just don't get it! It's patrician tier..!

Yes

>Do people really spend money on digital porn
You would never want to meet Artica Sparkle then. Dude spends literal thousands a month on lewds, and is getting all that cash from the army.

Squelchies are tied with both Nozzlenoses for second place at inking duty, after Mini Splatling and slightly above Heavy and Bamboo. No, I didn't forget Splash and Jr, these two have much shorter inking range and thus aren't as safe. Sploosh is outright bad outside of turf (where it is mediocre and only carried to infame by being questionably easy to use).

>sploosh needs to be toned down
Holy shit your scrubness just grows with everything you say. If you can't deal with a literal rangelet that requires you to not be aware of them to actually kill then I'm sorry, you fucking suck.

SR room back up
anyone can join

sploosh is definitely not op nor complete trash tier and if you guys legitimately think this you are A- shitters

>Squelches have great turfing ability, infinite range for attacking, and are incredibly mobile
...So why aren't these used literally everywhere? Every single sploosh that I've fought rakes in 20+ kills and is impossible to kill unless you 4v1 it and trade three people to try to get someone close enough to actually do something to it.

>Throw curling bomb
>Swim through enemy ink
>If you're losing a battle, hit the right thumbstick to instantly win
And these aren't bullshit how? Lower their TTK slightly so you don't instalose to one that's within arms length of you facing away from you, perhaps?