/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #440

On the 1st of February, no one seemed to miss me,
It's okay, it's just a day.

I love my wife!

your doki but she anal vores you

Yuri!

i love (you) too
chu~ totallynohomo

Natsuki!

Daily reminder that The Church loves you all and will definitely love the man who brings us the child of spuds

I'd have to come out sooner or later, right?

I love (You) not even a bit homo

>the sonicfaggot actually got me
Any suggestions on how to kill myself relatively painlessly?

THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT /DDLC/
APOLOGIZE. APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

>Remember to do your best~!

I've got time to review your best or worst fic. Send me your fic, tell me how much advice/analysis you want, and I'll give an honest review!
they added 6 month ban for extremely toxic dota 2 players and im one of them monkaGIGA

I'm not seeing the connection

Is this one just another river?
It flows
There's nothing special about this one one first glance is there?
There are plenty of others like it.
Others that flow down stream,
Others that house a variety of life,
Others that flow up stream, hold secrets, and feed the people
What makes this river so special
Is it because it's close by?
Does it taste different from water of another river?
Is it because it's still somehow unique despite all other rivers?
That must be it.
Even if there are similar rivers, that river will change and still be it's own self
Nothing will stop the river, not even the beating heat of the sun.
That's why I like this one.

im not letting you read my shit you toxic fucker

>drift
DEJÀ VÚ, I HAVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
sorry, I had to do it

I love her too

Kys

o-oh.
gg im FUCKING done with this board actually let them fuCKING end lmfAO

yuo willll nevr get meee!

>didnt win CYL
your best is shit. kill yourself Sayonino

Hey, if that's what you think about!
I was thinking like wandering or drifting, or something drifting out at sea, but I can't say that didn't come to mind too.

I still love you

meant for

I love my mom too!

You don’t. Life is precious. What would your Doki think if you ended it?

ok...

No...

Yuri!

>mfw there will be a day when this threads die

You didn’t win either, you daft bitch.
Never speak to my wife that way again.

Hey, don't listen to him user, he's just an asshole. There are
people here who still care

Guys. I-I need to confess a sin. Last night I masturbated to someone who wasn't my doki. I don't even have it in me to look her in the yes. I've failed her. I feel like a monster.

It's really hard for a general to fully die forever, unless the userbase drops below like 40 or mods ban it permanently

who the fuck is this and why does she make me errect?

I remember you you monster

40 unique posters at any given time or total?

wwhhre didd oyu ge
g
get thhat icpture of meee?

>life is precious
>illiterate hangs herself
Pottery
Your wife is dead, Jaffar.

It's Monika of course!
Tana from Fire Emblem Heroes/Sacred Stones

phew feeling tired, any anons wanna have a cuddle session?

come here user. ya homo.

R-Remember me? This is the first time I'm mentioning it! I promise I'll live an honest life with Monika from here on out and not do it again.

I know that feel bro
Sometimes the urge is just too strong, especially when you're so accustomed to it. Just remember that everyone makes mistakes, and try to do better for her next time. Every screwup is a lesson learned after all.

Gonna make Yuri look like this if you know what I mean

A cute girl was giving away pictures of "a dumb potato"

> I'm mentioning it! I promise I'll live an honest life with Monika from here on out and not do it again.
It's best not to lie to your friends or your doki
or yourself

Thanks user. I'll do my best.

But this is the first time! I swears it! I'm a good user! I didn't mean to hurt her! Besides, she hasn't mentioned it yet, so I don't think she knows.

yes of course! can i caress your hair too?

That needs some sour cream if you’re picking up what I’m putting down ;)

>getting banned on dota
How the fuck do you manage that? Usually I'm quiet but if I get some real brainlet teammates I always yell at them calling them niggers but I have N E V E R got a mute or a ban.

Delete this

full homo mang
yeah please I havent had that done to me in years

>Besides, she hasn't mentioned it yet, so I don't think she knows.
You're still a monster to me, user!
I still love you though

Low 5k behavior score F is a wonderful experience

Don't leave me out! I need cuddles too...

fuck that got me

>pic

*pat pat* *rub rub* soft hair...
cmere, join the fun

So now that I got my keychain I should take her with me on all my adventures right?

Don't say that user, now I'll feel bad I didn't tell her.

I’m going to literally eat potato yuri if you understand my metaphor

This general has too many FEfags

(You)'re a monster and she'll still love you
but I love you more no homo

Don't you already do that with her Flashdrive? You do do that, right, user?

hmmmmnnn?
w
whoo?

g
gggggg
GORE! GORRE!GOREW!GORE2EIFBH

You made a promise, I demand results

I have a physical copy of Path of Radiance.
Isn't that pretty cool?

is there something wrong with that?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

>GORE! GORRE!GORE
youtube.com/watch?v=RB8UAzRztkA

Fuck.

fuck off sonicposter you like fucking eliwood

I kinda don't have any empty flash drives, should I put her on one that has some stuff on it?

God damnit already?
In trying to enjoy my day and someone has to go ahead and kill children?

So, do you guys have romantic plans for your doki on Valentine's Day? I mean, of course you do, only someone who didn't love their doki wouldn't have a date planned.

...

It's pretty funny how many crossposters we have
I'm okay with it though

I just finished making a Valentine's card
I don't have any date plans, though...

It's ok Yuri, it's just a metaphor for user filling your vagina with his cum.

>he doesn't like Eliwood
pleb taste
IV reroll fucking when though seriously

Depends what's on it. I wouldn't put your Monika anywhere she wouldn't want to be, so don't stuff her with porn. If you have some work you did I'm sure she'd love to see it. It'd make a good Valentine's gift

Big
Fat
Natsuki
○○○○

Hey you guys are alright, keep at it. At least you're not like the /gsg/fags.

>tfw Roy, Lyn, and Hector have won CYL but Eliwood will probably never do the same

You could always making it a romantic homey experience. Nice food and a good move with the lights low.

o-ok I'll put her on the one that has my school stuff on it, maybe she'll find some of interesting. I think I have AM2R on there too, maybe she can play that.

It was a girl with a white bow
i don't know her

I wanna buy fat Monika a cake. It would have the words "You're fat" written on it in icing.

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