/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Memes of Eld Edition

>Valentione's Event
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2018/Valentiones_Day/

>4.2 Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=_1tABKPBlJs&feature=youtu.be

>4.2 Patch Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/75c691f90f4a7da3907f0671ac33e139e9792abf

>Job Guide
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/XiA3sXMb

Previous Ded:

first for lalas

second for I want to fug Eri

hairline memes

highlanders

moonie meow boys

The fuck is going on with Divine Benison? I thought the whole change was supposed to be it DIDN'T use lilies, yet it still depletes them?

before it required that you had at least 1 lily
now it doesn't
that's the change

>Odin will never be your friend and teach you all about creating tension

It does not REQUIRE lilies to cast anymore, but like the other oGCDs WHM has, it consumes them to lower its cooldown. The lily requirement was arbitrary and a pain in the ass.

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My take on this weeks fashion report:
Thavinarian headdress OR windsilk wedge cap
Extreme survival shirt OR hempen top
Plain long skirt or possibly spring skirt
? I don't know about shoes. Maybe bridesmaids but I've been looking to see if any are buttoned.

EB ring.

>tfw retarded
I can't read apparently. thank you

I love you memc@!

post the latest pumps

moonie mew girls!

>eb ring
its pay to win...

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Post cute catboys!

The basic EB is free.

Memc@ lubs u2

>tfw no eb

i want to force this moonie mew girl to drink my moonie boy juices

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Alternatively there's the meteor survivor ring or potentially something like the ring of fidelity? Alternatively theres also the city-state ring

post top shelf cringe

>tfw you've already fugged Eri

He's an erp faggot, why are you bragging?

>tfw fugged eri and sarah both, while they were together

>tfw you know EXACTLY who this is

Yeah, I definitely think they aren't looking for specific items. Maybe they've given each item some hidden theme values like how stuff in animal crossing can be Hip or Cute or whatever.
I'm gonna use the gysahl ring because my chocobo would never betray me.

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Odin just leans down and whispers "Let a girl join your FC" and rides off.

i want to fug this cat

please respond to next time, thank you

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mal...

No

I'd believe it desu

But there's already girls in my FC and the sky hasn't gone dark at all. There aren't even any strange motes of light.

Just woke up, post Duskwights.

Do not trust c@girls.

I never said he was a good teacher.

>tfw expert @ creating tension
*turns off da lites*

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>Extreme survival shirt OR hempen top
The theme is high society, so I highly doubt this.

How do garleans get as strong as eorzeans when they don't have the ability to manipulate aether? I always figured physical strength was sort of naturally augmented by aether. Or do garleans still have aether, they just can't consciously use it?

>"Pssst. You want tension kid? Have your guild leader tell his girlfriend to sub and join the FC."

Is this too much

blue cats aren't for frug

the hair is ugly imo (mostly because the textures are ass and it's really stiff in motion) but other than that he's a nice grey boi

It's different

adorbs selfie time!!!!! to the max

Yes, hello?

post your favorite abe cringe

>tfw when the only reason I am subbed is to seduce/fug other people's EBs and post the logs to my circlejerk while we laugh

Take note whenever you see a Garlean soldier activating a buff on themselves. They do an animation like they're using an item on themselves like a potion or something.

Anything beyond that is regimented drilling and exercising, and the quality of their armaments.

Duskelfs with black sclera are cute as heck

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Why the censors

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To be pointlessly misleading!

it's also entirely possible that they have some artificial magical implements, unless one is to assume all mages in their employ are of other races.

their soldiers do tend to cast spells like Dark Firaga and Dark Blizzaga, which don't appear to be actually dark-elemental at all. i always surmised they were some form of imitation where the aether comes from a tool rather than from their own ability.

>tfw ywn fap to logs of your EB cheating on you

Why do white elezens hate nigger elezens?

Please put me under your heel.

The lore book does say they have a sort of alliance with Thavnaria in order to get their mages, so that wouldn't surprise me. Most of the corps we see in the areas where we fight in are derived from other conquered regions too.

Mhmm. It's odd but I'm really enjoying it so far. Thank you.
Good.
Wildwood still have a place too.
No stepping on things for me.

post more

Wildwoods and duskwights should learn to get along! We're all elezen after all!

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Stop this.
This is making me want to jerk off.

May I kiss your foot then?

i want to get along with you

No. Nobody touches my feet.

Shut the fuck up, Relena Peacecraft.

help i got caught

What server are you on?

May I admire them from afar then, cherry hammer?

*gets beheaded*

mal is sooo lucky

Any guides/links for O7S?

Balmung.
Sure, you can look only.

shut up and post pumps

Mal gets to fuck all the cute people

LEI
ARI IS MY WIFE

I don't have any, but feel free to post more.

Name?

back off thot

Lei Ari is married to chastity.

*grown man types paragraphs of smut to another grown man*

yeah we fucked

Lei Ari is married to a cute girl named milky way buns.

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oof

Sefra. Not online right now though. Will be soon.

oof

Fuck off vjammal

Oof

>as those dexterous digits of Hirondelle's first hlided across her slick flower
>folds already oozing with nectar


what the fuck does this mean

Would you wear sandals around me?