/sthg/ - Sonic the Hedgehog General

Silvaze fucking sucks and Blaze belongs with Sonic you autist.

>super goku
more like super EARLY

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Blaze is the only cat I'll allow anywhere near my property. Every other cat can piss off!

SOMETIMES I ASK MYSELF

I'd treat Blaze like an actual cat

what are you doing here

You'd put a leash on her?

I THINK OF ALL THE REASONS

I am literally you but better. I would fucking kick your ass.

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naisu

go to bed spacepanther

As long as she has a leash, doesn't shit on my floor and light my stuff on fire in a fit of autistic rage I'll be able to tolerate her.

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BUT IT'S STILL NOT CLEAR

Your shitposting is literally mine but worse. I would fucking kick your ass.

I LOOK AT PLACES TO GO

like where

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THERE'S NOTHIN' NEAR

Your catchphrase is worse than all the shipfags because you don't even have variety

Places to discuss about Sonic

BLACK'D

SO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS CAUSE THIS PLACE I'LL HARDLY MISS

Amy is not a slut reeeee!

SO TAKE ME BACK IN TIME

>that's actually their baby
>Shadow is Sonic's dad

TO ANOTHER WORLD

Which world

Well I get attention, don't I user?

His World

WHERE YOU CAN BE MINE

attentionwhoring is a bad thing

WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY

*BEEP* *BEEP*
Best ship coming through.

WITH YOU BY MY SIDE

THERE'S NOTHIN' I DON'T KNOW

Look at these two FREAKS.

What kind of civilized animal shaves their own fur on their arms and stomach on a daily basis?

What? Do they think it looks cool to disrespect who you truly are? What outcasts of society.

you are next to me and I'm next to you

THERE'S NOTHIN' TO DECIDE

Really microwaves my echidnas

I'm just realizing now how stupid this line is. I love it because it's cheesy but god is it redundant.
>you are next to me
>I'm next to you
no shit

APART FROM WHERE WE WANT TO GO

but do your gifs come in Multiple colors?

They come brighter

What song is currently stuck in your head?

My gif comes in the color of best hog
metal

Nothing Sonic related

What is it anyway?

Stop it guys, Shadow's obviously helping his best buddy stop choking on some space dust. He's a pal.

Actually, the arms and muzzle are skin. Everything else is fur.

Both of these.
youtube.com/watch?v=BLsfsQJmiYQ
youtube.com/watch?v=vAXjphQ6yTE
I love this stupid ass band.

Mine is better

youtu.be/oGt6zPIfUuU

Oh 2012 had many great gems back then. Very nice find.

Mine is bigger
we should probably stop before we ruin the image limit for the rest of the thread

True

It's 2018, you should all be posting webms.

youtube.com/watch?v=tyODvlL32ig

That's what I'm saying, Muzzle Skin is fine, every Sonic character has that besides some foxes and jackals. But Stomach and Arm Skin? They have to daily shave it. That's just blasphemy.

youtube.com/watch?v=smfxC5ahzrw

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No, the stomach is fur. Even the tan parts. The arms are just skin.

Reminder to report and ignore Shadowposting, especially when they're using duplicate images.

Hey there user.

Alright, that's pretty funny.

Tell me one good thing about the Sonic fanbase.

>duplicate images
If they were duplicates, how would they be able to upload them?

mostly universal taste in music

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>Stomach
A-user...

By changing the filename.
Then explain it beong skin colored. Oh wait, you can't.

at least we're not the undertale/fnaf fanbase

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Where'd the /trash/ Sonic thread go?

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Changing filenames does nothing you cuck. You have to actually edit the file, notice how they all have different file sizes?

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Thanks user

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HEY YOU GUYS MISSED THE BBBE

>Changing filenames does nothing you cuck. You have to actually edit the file, notice how they all have different file sizes?
Not canon.

>January 2010, done in photoshop.

>Sonic used to be cool, but it's time Sega admitted it: he's washed up. What happened to the COOL Sonic I knew? What happened to the Sonic that'd blast The Offsprings from his Jeep's stereo after surfing a tasty wave, then pound back several cans of Mountain Dew cuz it's so RAD? What happened to the BLAST PROCESSING!?"

>It's all gone. They shoulda stopped after "Sonic & Knuckles". All of the Sonic games after those sucked balls, and his 90's rad attitude is ruined thanks to a fuck ton of stupid sidekicks, lousy anime shit, and needlessly complicated story elements for something that boils down to 'Sonic running from point A and planting his foot in Robotnik's ass at point B'. That, and all the weirdy-beardy sick fucks on the internet that make fanfic crap and sexualized drawings of Sonic and crew that find a perfect harmony between gross and retarded.

>Man, Mario never had this crap happen to him. He knew how to keep it together over the years. And HE went back to 2d side-scrolling fun when the 3d stuff became a bit lame.

woah

Who is El Grande padre of the Sonic franchise?

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>this thread

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Fun? In MY Sonic general?

ouch..

I actually appreciate this user.

Can't wait to laugh back at this in 2020 when Sonic and Shadow super forms appear in the new game.