Imagine being Seoul right now. Imagine being such a disappointment to your country.
Wyatt Butler
Stop posting your shitty waifus
Angel Garcia
Why the fuck did Chu retcon Dva being a Star Craft pro? It has literally has no effect on anything, doesn't conflict with any existing lore and only serves to piss off existing likers of Dva's original lore. This is literally the Han shot first of video games. Seriously, give me 1 good reason why.
Thomas Diaz
He still gets paid and you lorefags still worship his creation.
Charles Gutierrez
Fuck off
Benjamin Howard
They lost to other Koreans. As long as Koreans reign supreme actual Koreans don't give a shit.
Luis Edwards
He didn't create shit, this is all chris metzen. Edgy heroes and a woman that gets corrupted. Metzen all over it.
Carter Reed
>Chu gets paid to retcon a launch hero's basic back story 2 years after the game came out How the fuck did Blizzard manage to hire someone worse than Metzen?
Christopher Perez
Time to sleep, good night friends.
Gavin Butler
>Enemy tracer ignores Symm shield on Blizzardworld all match until last 15 seconds >Obviously doesn't touch point >Blames bastion and mercy So is it Genji mains or Tracer mains that are max tards?
Connor Wright
14th for MORE WOMEN. But by the time I solve the captcha I'll be 21st.
Jacob Kelly
OH NO NO NO NO
Blake Mitchell
They're two sides of the same coin.
Landon Perez
Too slow. Sorry lov.
Colton Turner
Obviously Mercy.
Jeremiah Bailey
Here comes T.Ra-
Elijah Price
so how's dallas fuel able to pay for his counseling and meds while also paying the rest of the team their salary?
Eli Lopez
he doesn't need counseling or meds
bad meme
Jack Sullivan
so what, dva is actually a fps player mainly?
Christian Evans
>4-0 >4-0 >4-0 well I'm bored I'll see you guys at playoffs in June, maybe it'll be different then
Owen Watson
He can pay for them himself with his streaming bennies.
Justin Brown
>xqcposters
Justin Jackson
...
Matthew Campbell
I see a cool African American, his cute white gf and her special needs brother.
Ryan Johnson
That's maximum entitled >I get to choose who to rez, when to burn ult, and where to place myself >Omg we lost because no DPS XD >Be sure to donate on my twitch channel!
Wyatt Baker
This is kind of stuff that you see with narcissistic writers all the time. You know how George Lucas needed to go back and change shit that bugged him afterwards for some reason? There's probably some ass backwards reason why Chu now thinks it wouldn't fit D.Va to play Star Craft, for example how her lines are very often about Arcade stuff.
Mason Allen
genji mains. at least the tracers can land some hits while being retarded
Blake Russell
>implying xqc would get counseling of his own volition
What version of Starcraft is it that’s in the overwatch universe. Can the players personally pilot Tehran/Protoss/Zerg unit like an arcade? Would D.va be a Protoss main?
Angel Smith
why is /ourguy/ throwing on dps right now
Carter Garcia
I wonder which is the xqc fan
Carson Cooper
He's been doing that since morning
Luis Price
Because he's a fucking moron who didn't realize RTS plays nothing like an FPS and was a literal diversity hire
Julian Allen
And like Lucas, there's still people to this day defending his shitty "work"
Benjamin Roberts
who is our guy again
Parker Nelson
Chu is basically fanfiction. Metzen laid down the real lore for this game. Dva is a Starcraft pro, Tracer is straight and they always will be.
Andrew Sanchez
you are
Benjamin Allen
Protip, if they write it /ourguy/ they're undoubtedly not our guy.
Josiah Ross
>pro players nah just the qp kids
Grayson Long
our guy has been harbleu for years, everyone else is just a pretender
Ryder Jenkins
When are they going to add a titty queen that puts all these chestlets to shame?
Lincoln Brown
>t. gay mafia
Cooper Collins
fuck off gay mafia
Jayden Gomez
thnx bby
Sebastian Gray
Genji nerfs when?
Aiden Bailey
Me
Jose Carter
t. mercy shitter
Sebastian Young
You are now reminded that Reaper has been garbage for basically the entire life of this game. What can be done to save him?
Wyatt Ross
xQc just leaked the combined salary of Dallas Fuel to be $600k.
Ian Perez
Nothing
There are more better and interest options
Ryan Harris
sleep tight reap tight
Jeremiah Davis
Reminder that people in the forums ocasionally cry about him being broken
Anthony Hill
>xqc memestream dickriders endlessly shibboleth themselves as underage twtch monsters and are relentlessly mocked >still keep posting about his stream
Is it lack of awareness or teenaged stuborness?
Jackson Ward
>xqc removed dallas banner He's never playing another game on stage, is he
Samuel Collins
who?
Nathan Sullivan
some twitch eceleb
Noah Kelly
But he was part of the Beyblade meme.
Kayden Reed
All that mocking in the world isn't going to make me unsub from xQc.
Tyler Reyes
Why is Moira/Mercy considered a bad support duo?
Hunter Taylor
Thanks for attaching a picture so we can filter you, reddit gay mafia fag.
Luke Parker
Damage/Support and pure support. There's no utility there, there's no ult synergy. Taking Zenyatta in place of one of them gives you a bailout, Lucio gives speed buffs and boop, Ana gives blade and purple. Those two together don't do anything except heal.
Chase Wood
no utility like discord or speed boost or nano
William Wilson
It's not, it's just "suboptimal" because it's two close range healers, while Zen can DPS and heal while contributing a massively powerful debuff.
Isaiah Rodriguez
...
Xavier Perry
Because mercy is dead-weight and moira can't solo heal an entire team
Anthony Ortiz
>make him a loli >but still give him a dick why
Jackson Perez
I love Dr. Junkenstein and want to protect him! ... so why do I like to see him cry so much?
Connor Campbell
Makes sense. Thanks anons
Jaxon Reed
I never thought I would see the day where I wanted Christopher Metzen back.
There must be better substitute friends you can pay to ignore you than bipolar french-canadians that destroyed their professional credibility two weeks into OWL
Joshua Jenkins
...
Isaac Phillips
The dick makes it better.
Ryan Cruz
Every thread seems to be a race to post that picture with vaguely applicable post content.
Hudson Ortiz
One day there will be no posts retarded enough to mandate it and then we will be free
Brandon Foster
I have friends retard.
Josiah Wright
Okay I just woke up, is it true that Dynasty didn't play their best player for some reason and got thwacked 4-0 cause of it?
Jayden Lee
...
Lucas Adams
moira cannot peel or sustain mercy mercy requires peel and sustain as she has none of her own moira synergizes with tanks mercy synergizes with long range dps
and, most importantly, neither of them are zenyatta
Dylan Green
sleep tight reap tight
Parker Martinez
>Top pick for season 2 Nice revision, fag
William Martinez
>I have friends retard.
Jason Hernandez
Houston is now #3
James Nguyen
Yeah, We now know who the best koreans are.
Christian Anderson
Can you please stop posting bags of garbage
Juan Young
I'm from/live in DFW I get enough choking from the Rangers, enough wagon/dick ridding from the Cowboys, and Stars already fill the slot for a dumb name.
Post ending in 5 picks a OWL team for me to follow