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Nunu is for fun edition

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I want to look EXACTLY like Cho'Gath.

since late season 3/early season 4 to be exact

It got really bad bros and i know it very well. I am talking about my degeneracy ofcourse.

I was a decent mid player, comfortably occupying a position in middle diamond but it all changed when she came around. I tried to fight it. Banning her. Again. And again. And again. I still do ofcourse but it is already too late now. Does she deserve to be banned in every game by me? Probably not but please understand that it is the only way i can play the game nowadays. You might ask Why? Is it because she is broken? Her OP damage? Not knowing how to play against her? Maybe the mechanics?No...None of those reasons. The truth is. Her feet.

Yeah you heard me right i said Her feet. In fact her beautiful smooth legs and her tiny cute toes too. But her feet are my favourite. Yes i can say for sure now that her feet is the reason of my negative winrate and my low silver placement.

It started out as a slight arousal but things got quickly out of hand. Clouding my every thought. Blurrying my vision. Pumping my penis full of blood. My uncontrollable urges took over. Game after game. Defeat after defeat. A never ending cycle.

You might laugh or point fingers at me but you know what? I've come to embrace it. No longer i will be afraid or ashamed to admit it and i will make sure every person will listen to this whenever i join a game. It's those four words that used to haunt me, but now they empower me so i will shout them out for everyone to hear fearless and unashamed.

I LOVE ZOEY'S FEET

>Parries your knockup
Is this supposed to be a challenge?

LMFAO

Why is she so smug bros?

Because Yasuo is one of the foremost examples of character design as a power fantasy, both mechanically and thematically. Honestly a lot of human champs are like this and it's part of why I don't like them, human men specifically, especially Ionians.

because she can get any man she wants.

except me