CSGO General - /csgog/

>Counter-Strike video game co-creator Jess Cliffe arrested for sexual exploitation of a child

LITERALLY WHAT

Seattle is FULL of underage and young females/trans providing escort services over the internet. I'm not surprised if he got caught actually or in a sting operation.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_YmDcCpD1gc

based jess

our guy amirite mr magoos

>kheaterbae to north
what the fuck daneland

The real question is, who's going to take his place? I really hope astralis dont rush things and bring in like rubino or or some random from heroic, except for jugi.

wtb more roster shuffles

when's this stupid press conference supposed to happen?

redeye's photo collection from throughout the years

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esports bitches used to be better, now they're all just azn girls who play league

thorin is my bf

>ldlc about to lose to literal finnish no namers, even after pulling off ridiculous shit like maniac getting an ak no armour 4k spray down, and retaking on eco

ex6tenz should just end his career already

4:3 stretched

the definitive proof that success in esports and intelligence is not correlated

>tfw you get matched with someone with a Veeky Forums meme avatar

I like how scoots is in a fight with some CoD dude on twitter after the CoD dude implied scoots is creeping on young women

The trouble with half you kids is you think cos you do it every day that you're masters of shit-posting. Just know I only unsheath the Hanzo when I intend to slay, not for play.

>be European
>get matched with Russian and other slav tumors
>Portuguese tumors
>British tumors
>German tumors
>Swedish tumors
>Muslim tumors
>yes I mentioned muslims 4 times
>turbo autistic northern Europe inbreds

CSGO is literally unplayable. I wish I was American.

>be muslim
>get matched with muslims
whats the problem here exactly?

I'm not muslim.

>tfw have super sekret information about the danish roster shuffle

too bad I can't tell you guys..

same

>csgog only alive again when there's a pedophile scandal
nice general gotards lol

Csesport is a pretty good site it's run by Russians tho

I came back to CS:GO after stopping since Blood Hound. Can anyone give me a quick rundown of what changed? Especially what the did they do to my beloved Five-SeveN? I can't hit anything.

five seven is still OP, you're just shit user

Dennis, Jugi or k0nfig

this guy is anime in flesh

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no, john. you are the demons

>this scoots drama where people are getting fired and G Fuel is on blast

RiP Renegades, no naf no longer

Scoots just constantly retweeting everyone talking about how the org owner is a cunt, I love it

Glad to see some Asian teams finding success though.

>hltv.org/news/22685/optic-withdraw-from-cs-summit-2-torqued-invited

mfw torqued fucking win this shit

>tfw you get matched with a 4 man brit premade

Why can't these smarmy cunts play as 5?

>c9 struggling on train against random onliners

ldlc do a whole bunch of weird buys on t side

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>twitter.com/FuglyCS/status/959556710963691520

annoyed you didn't get an invite?

Do you like my new tattoo?

>luminosity

why is there a triangle at the top?

>when you look down you can't see your feet

>every team has put up more rounds against C9 than SK did

A

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There should be Zeus Skins

lmao you guys are sick playing a game made by a kid diddler

>not playing a game made by a person who has one of the most deviant minds on earth

do you like colouring books and stuffed toys too?

>twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqe1tp

witmer is playing main now lol

I'm not saying NRG are shit but they were up 12-3 on cache and lost that 16-14, and RNG don't play inferno (it's their second ban after nuke almost always) and they lost that 16-2

RNG went 32-4 after the first half

This game has a serious cheating problem.
>inb4 get gud

Let's pretend all of us are gods with the deagle or famas during force buy rounds. It always seems to happen around comp time imo

get gud

get gud enough to beat cheaters, alright

>Jason Schreier
also kek csgo has no developers now

>asstalis magisk
They kicked him from north cause the acne made for bad photos, but hes been on the acutane and looking to return to actual cs

not gonna happen

Acutane is powerful shit bro I'm sure even his skin would clear up

yea the acne would go away but his skin will never look good. Its to late for that. He wont join asstralis tho

He will join Astralis, why do you think they pulled out of cs_summit 2? Konfig will join Optic

nah senpai dennis will join asstralis

Dennis will join NIP

not gonna happen

>swede wont join a swedish speaking team and instead will join a team that calls in danish

who would he replace?

Xizt obviously, been deadweight for the entirety of NIPs existence

gtr is retiring

so whos gonna igl? dennis? he doesnt want to do it.

honestly i could see this

>team is so trash I quit playing at 5-7
>still the top fragger at 16-7

Can't make this shit up. This game is cancer.

IGL can be GTR or forest, they have the experience

No I think you're the cancer here

t. 5-23 in 23 rounds

keep telling yourself that :)

t. carried

Thooorin, I know you're here you ginger cuck

>navi in 2018

Ill post this in my new reflections video thanks anyway mateo

>MM ranks

kek. KEK.

let me guess you couldn't reach any high ranks in MM because of "cheaters", "smurfs" and "bad teammates"

Jess Cliffe aside I have a couple questions for you lads. When you're looking at the GOTV lineup in the WATCH tab there, is there any command line that will force a refresh of the matches? Hitting the refresh button just refreshed the scorelines.

>csgo
>developed

i'd try closing the client and reopening it

rip spunj

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Yeah I tried that, and flipping back and forth between the ol smurf and no dice. But there's gotta be a way to do it right? I mean, theres a command to kill eyeballs lmao

What's wrong with saying that? What was the contest?

I mean, i'm not aware of one. there might be one but you'd have to probably just read through all the commands available to see if ones there

pillow biter was (is?) a derogatory term for gay people

bite the pillow has similar connotations, though I'm not sure if that specific phrase, evoking imagery of painful anal sex and the need to muffle the noise of it, was considered a slur

the probably context was it being used in the show match to show one team was getting steamrolled

dead general

>kjaerbye still using an astralis spray

such a fucking troll, he fits in well with msl

pls dont say that

Reminder

What did he mean by this?