/ss13g/ - spessmen on the spess station

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Antag vox when

how do I keep Diona nymphs from dying after a minute from harvesting?

>raider goes blind from welding with thermo goggles on
so true it hurts

When we 25 ready in the lobby & it’s not a rubber ducky round
:(

You don't, that means no ghost opted in. Just keep rolling. People join, people die, and they'll opt in. I get roughly 7 diona joins a round out of like 200 pod harvests

have this instead

how 2 fix trader
>expand the tradervend selection
>create a cash to coin machine
>restrict vox to trader only
>traders lose Galactic Common and speak only Tradeband, Gutter, and Vox Pidgin

the eyeballs say it all

Feck u

why is it so small what did you do

does anyone have the artist's rendition?

Pretty much. What's his face had the right answer, a birb cargo shuttle with special goods solves everything so they have shit people want and they need cash to get it.

I didn't do anything, blame it.

of course i do

was the trader metaclub ever even real?

Yeah

i found it! right next to my favourite waifu picture

I spot a Nevill and that guy with the Robotnik beard whose name I keep forgetting

joe fiddler I think

Oh yeah, you're right

no
a bunch of hippietards had to invent a conspiracy to explain players cooperating and being nice to each other because they couldn't explain it any other way

>haven't played in 6 months
>you fuckers are all still etched into my memory

i'll do it again one day i promise, we'll all have our comfy teas and doctors delight again

It remind me of that guro picture of Kidman from the evil within where she get her head opened and pissed in, her skin getting removed while peeing and shitting everywhere.. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.

>right next to my favorite waifu picture

no (yes)

my folders are a mess i forgot to move it into the right place
isn't he just the perfect waifu?

Post your medbay dreamteam!

Me and the sound of silence

What ever does that green coffin light mean I wonder

>blobs aren't OP!

It's what, 2 blobs usually?

There were 4.
4 overminds.

>deity fucks blob
>now he's coming for cult
What will YOU do when he comes for your favorite gamemode?

Enjoy it

It was adminbus blobs, there was 4 fucking overminds.

>enjoying deityblob over blob 1.0
DROPPED

But blob isn't my favorite gamemode

>cap wants a fight in the cage
>****no holds barred anything goes****
>flashbang tase and lase em
the authentic sec experience (tm)

That cap was a shitter, he uploaded protect station, and made the ragecage safe for babbies by removing the gibber and meatspike..

It was bussed but it was the exact same event that can happen randomly, just forced by button

Random event is generally 0-2 overminds though.

>code red I AM THE LAW lawset is friendlier to the crew than the code blue "might need to harm sum humans" lawset
fuckin captains

>Upload Protecc station
>Bash windows out
>Silicons don't notice
El classico.

The secborg thought it was still Asimov somehow

Lucky for the Captain. By law, the borg should have killed the captain immediately.

Maybe, but it's the same /datum/event/thing_storm/blob_storm

I jumped in the morgue so I was out of the screenshot

>"Now"
Uh.... You do know he did cult 2.0 as well years ago right?

>2562
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

Don't forget:
All the things that people would have storytimed about years ago - silly exploits, bugs, fun people and gimmicks - and that would have captured the spirit of SS13 have all been either patched out, ruled out or complained about enough to get removed.
There is no point to playing this game anymore unless you have actual Stockholm syndrome (or some form of investment bias).

It's almost like c*ders chasing "good" code over good gameplay have sucked the life out of the game or something

Exploits and bugs don't make good stories, good plans do

>a birb cargo shuttle with special goods solves everything
Ah yes, the solution is as simple as coding a bunch of entirely new, interesting, and unique things for the Vox

Well, shouldn't be too hard right

caw

sawbones next

>Colonial Marines
>xenos crash the shuttle into the ship and start swarming over the crew
>sad bagpipes start playing as they break past the last line of defense and butcher us all

>playing SS13 for the combat and not the autism engines

literal retard over here

UNSCHEDULED DROPSHIP DEPARTURE DETECTED
it's so fucking dumb that their entire game mode relies on the queen piloting the shuttle 95% of rounds

>all these mods pitching in to defend metasteel
>all of them are just scared that they'll be next on the chopping block for their faggotry

I hope Foster brings the fucking hammer down.

>all these mods pitching in to defend metasteel
Who

Goldsteel's thread shouldn't have ever been about him defending his adminship it should have been about him appealing his permaban

admin inquisition when

Aurx, intigracy, sawbones

remember when that xenobio person said they had evidence of metagaming and when they couldn't deliver they got permabanned 5ever?

I think goldsteel's crimes were at least on par with theirs
It's absurd they were adminned in spite of this. Absolutely absurd.

>I thought I was. Public shaming and frequent reminders. It's been something that's constantly haunted me and made me strive to move away from that kind of behaviour. >Things like anger management and taking breaks from space really helped me stay on track.
>I have to look at what I did every time I play this game and then handle all the ahelps as if it never happened, fully well knowing they hate my guts, and for a good reason.
>I still did the job. I did it because I enjoyed it and I thought I was making a positive impact.
>Perhaps I had the wrong idea.
*applies for headmin*

solarious please top posting in that thread
you have a poor reputation and your association to this is not helping

Give em the alden-saraspova scanner. Xeno's would cut their own dick off to get it. Add weighting to heal/roboheal/charge power
Move the diagnostic huds from robo to the traders
Have trader only slime cores that can be revived by a xenobio. Have them produce slime-based mech parts.
Tier 2 mech RCD modkit with a much more efficient engine
Tier 2 cable layer modkit that holds much more

Make a voxifying cloner. The birb can offer life insurance policies
Tier 2 surgical switchtool modkit
Tier 2 medbot modkits. Larger injection of better chems and better at diagnosing.
Budget biofoam injectors with a chance to fail

Recharging RCS for cargo
Faster mules for cargo
Microwave modkit that upgrades it to produce 2 on completion
Hydro tray modkits

tier 2 rad collectors modkit
Tier 2 binary circulator/thermal exchange generator modkit
Recharging metal/aluminium toggle foam grenade launcher that uses a removable cell, metal, glass, water to regenerate

Add a vox trash drink vendor, 40% to heal 1 dmg of brute/burn/tox/oxy/etc. per drink type to provide low level income for the birb
Let them buy jugs of carp pheramones and a carp egg so they can ranch rezadone precursors
With animal datums in general, breeding, contents, and quality levels should be a viable way to go.

Taser modkits enlarging capacity or a very slow recharge
Riot shield modkits upping deflect chances
Armor/sec hardsuit modkits raising a value of your purchase

Tier 2 pAI's with a stronger module suite

faster/cheaper/more/etc

I dunno, punching out a HoS with your bucklers seems pretty good

>Can't fortify ahead of time
>Cargo eternally filled with griefing faggots
>Nothing the stragglers can do against ancient tier 3's when even the full corp would have been wiped by them, and already were, let alone when in smoketown usa
Boy I sure do love all the marine nerfs

Just keep linking back to where he promised to stop this shit to get his ban reinstated

>n-no there's a statute of limitations
>Everyone gets free vouchers what if YOU tried to apply for admin and headmin and someone brought up that time YOU tried to harass people out of the server to grab power huh?

aurx is such a piece of shit

I'm more confused on when the actual fuck did Aurx actually show up. He's our eternal absent headmin

spoopy

>Have spider mask
>On board shuttle
>Take out 3 harvesters
>See papa Nar Nar coming to shuttle
>Jump out window because spiders are protected from space
>Apparently Nar Nar never made it on board the shuttle.
Fug.

Memento Mori

>slime-based mech
muh dick

When someone told him that memesteel was on the chopping block and that it might set a precedent for aurx and aurx's pals getting iced.

DESTROY
THEM
ALL

>no sac objective
I sleep
I'm sad I didn't get to fight anyone

It's aurx, he's our grandfather.

>set a precedent
>for aurx
Literally for what

>completely inactive bigmin shows up out of the blue to weigh in regarding a fuck up that occurred on his watch
why does his opinion hold any value?

also
>Aurx said he wouldn't want to deadmin him if this was all revealed today
ah, I didn't realize he was retarded

Aurx needs to be let go so that actually good admins like Dorms can take over.

or maybe maipai or zealotron

>I'd like to thank Goldsteel for having admin'd a timeslot we needed for awhile.

>With that said, you should not have been made admin in the first place. Admins cannot be trusted if they behave like that.

>This server isn't a country, we don't have laws, the idea of "statute of limitations" or "ex post facto" doesn't apply here. If we need the server to trust admins they need admins they can trust.

B A S E D
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>goldsteel is still an admin
>he knows he's getting put down
>he's using his admin abuse to full shitter capability before he gets let go
lel

GOLDSTEEL YOU CAN STILL REDEEM YOURSELF
KAZOO .OGGS AND METEORS RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU ARE SLAIN

this is some weird ass shitposting in a game where almost everything is publically logged

Goldsteel end your life

Shut the fuck up goldspic.

There aren't slot restrictions. He's been the eternal absent headmin and he'll keep being it with no difference

>> Out of curiosity: How would you feel if the "Probe's a tyrant war regiments etc." business, were to have been exposed today instead of 6+ months ago? Would you still consider it a long-past deal in that case?
Yes.
With the caveat that if he was highly evasive or denied it despite solid evidence then THAT might get him in hot water. Fucking up and acknowledging it is one thing, covering it up is another.
Aurx should be deadmin too and foster for being a pussy and mild no troll fag.