/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #444

I actually like this one. Good night!

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ADAM COLE BAY BAY!!

Why be smart when you can be lazy while others can do that for you? If anything, Sayori is the biggest genius since she gets to be lazy without hardly any objections.

Someone post the green about Monika dying her hair.

>Yuronika

shhhh she's mine

>next to your army guys
What?

Bouncy, Alone, Agonizing, Anime, Despair, Boop, Extraordinary, Family, Catastrophe, Intellectual, Echo, Nightgown, Unending, Vacation, Storm, Wrath, Wonderful, Starscape, Raindrops, Lazy.

Monika but she camoflages herself based on her environment! Chameleon Monika!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

There is a Delinquent in all of us
>Be anons
>Found a way into ddlc
>its like an actual highschool
>holy shit this is happen
>But there's a catch
>The dokis are bullied and harassed by sleezy pricks
>However there are alot of anons that went through
>The anons found the aggressors and they kicked ever living shit outta of them
>This is how the Delinquent doki protection club was formed
>the dokis are believe it or oblivious to this
>Or maybe they know but feel safe knowing that people really care for them
this is my idea any writing user want to take a crack at it

Don't jinx it.

Your Doki, but she's incontinent

post the edit

Did this really quick.

thanks. for real this time.

your doki but she has stomach problems

>today you have decided to take a walk with Monika in a nearby park
>the sun is shining, and there a light breeze as it blows through the grass
>everything is perfect, this is the day
>you lead her over to a a bench, and the two of you decide to talk about the future
>her beautiful green eyes shimmer with each word, as if she's painting it with just her words
>you get ready to paint a picture of your own, for you have saved for this moment.
>you have even skipped a meal here or there to conserve on money
>you get down on one knee, and reach into the pocket of your jacket to reveal a diamond ring, it's jewel shimmering in the light.
>"Monika," you say with confidence, "will you marry me?"
>she gasps, placing her hands over her mouth,.
>tears begin to well up for this might be the greatest moment of her life.
>"Yes!"
I have plans to continue this if you guys want to hear the rest.

just PEETA

>edit
>implying
carafalsa.deviantart.com/art/Monika-721055060

Daddy the dokis!

>Monika trying to lead Yurifriends astray
I think not.

Alright anons, we gotta get fukken swole before we get warped into the doki-verse. You wouldn't want to get beat up and let your doki get bullied, would you?

Monika but she isn't a vegan.

Monika looks fine in that.

That's not Monika though

...

So long as this isn't a bait and switch.

Hey guys, how are you all holding up?

Indeed.

Sayori: Hufflepuff
Natsuki: Gryffindor
Yuri: Ravenclaw
Monika: Slytherin

Pretty good, how are you?

Barely holding up at this point, I try to do a bit of everything. But I can't stop thinking about ddlc, I need help.

Want to write. Not that frustrated but could be better.
Creative energy seems to be partitioning itself off to other unrelated things against my will.
Only really write downers and don't know how to sell myself on a wholesome.

Please post more pornographic pictures of Monika

...

No lewds, just sweets.

>You know, when I said I was willing to cater to you, I was being serious.
>So...
>What do you think?
>You like it?
>Well that's not the only thing we need to talk about, isn't it user?
>There's something...
>Actually, someone~
>We need to talk about.
>Isn't there?
>Ahahahaha~

i put tee

I am constantly tired and just wish i could sleep all day
Other than that, I'm doin alright

>Tis the day of the wedding.
>your bride comes strolling down the isle, wearing a long flowing dress.
>Pink ribbons of satin flow down the length of the garment.
>the crowd oohs and claps softly, Monika's brown hair draping loosely under her veil.
>preparations for this day were easier than you thought, the other three dokis having put aside Monikas wrongdoings just to their friend happy.
>Natsukis cupcakes were loved by all, Sayori the Maod of Honor.
>Yuri helped with the dress, but ended up nowhere to be seen, perhaps lost in the crowd.
>Monika finally reaches the altar and the two of you begin to exchange vows.

still thanking you for that we need more edits

Not bad, keep getting lonely recently but nothing new. Glad you're doing well though user
Nothing wrong with that. Just enjoy it for now and your obsession will wear down overtime
Just make sure your more comfortable first. The reason you cant write is cause you don't feel good at the moment.

What do you do to get yourself comfy?

Yep, this is the one.

*absorbs negative energy from all throughout the universe*
Prepare to meet your doom!
*darkness envelops the sky and covers the sun's rays*
*Dark shadow blade morphs into Mighty Blood Moonlight Midnight Monstrous Soul Blade of Sacrifice*
DIE!
*Flies towards you, screaming as my blade streaks darkness through the air and tears holes in reality*

Hows your sleep schedule? Do you go bed too early or too late?

If you nap a lot it makes stuff worse really

>MC-kun walks into the clubroom!
>God! What is that smell?!
>MC-kun looks around!
>Monika, Natsuki, Yuri and Sayori are having a burrito eating contest!
>Monika turns around!
>*giggle* "user! You're just in time!"
>Suddenly, almost in unison, a sickening crack is heard throughout the room as air violently escapes the bowels of the four girls!
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!
>Visible, green gas begins to permeate throughout the room!
>MC-kun tries to escape, holding his breath, but he is tackled by the girls!
>They giggle happily as they hold him down!
>Monika sits over his nose and mouth, pulling down her panties!
>MC-kun is still holding his breath, but he needs to breathe soon!
>Yuri clasps her hand over his mouth and nose, making him start to crave oxygen even more!
>Suddenly, Yuri releases her hand just as Monika lets out a huge, nasty, shit-speckled fart all over MC-kun's face!
>MC-kun desperately breathes in for air at the same time!
>Sharticles enter MC-kun's lungs!
>MC-kun starts dry heaving!
>Giggling, Monika lets out a few more noisy BRAPS before switching places with another girl!
>All the girls take turns BRAAPing into MC-kun's mouth for the rest of the day!

no

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bump

thats the thing
>After the first beatdown of those pricks that picked on the dokis
>The anons realize something
>They need to get better
>sure they had numbers
>it seems like this reality has alot of assholes that want to hurt to their dokis
>They know what they to do
>So they trained whatever they can
>Wresting,Boxing,MMA,Taekwondo hell even dirty fighting
>they change their looks too this made them look intimidating
>Its one fight after another but still the anons stand their ground willing to fight and get beaten down for their dokis!

*no sells your thing*
SUPERMAN PUNCH!!
SPEAR!!!
1!
2!
3!
DA BIG DAWG WITH ANOTHER WIN
BELIEVE THAT

I don't have depression though.

Jokes on you, I'm actually bipolar.

*nods at Roman as he I put my hood on.*
Good job.........
*Looks away*
.......
*looks back*
....Friend.

>this image isn't Monika
girls-frontline-english.wikia.com/wiki/Springfield
I hate fanart where you can't tell if it's her

Yuri!
Nice and polite!
Friendly and cordial!
Passionate and intense!
Smart and thoughtful!
Always cute!
Yuri!
Goodnight!

I really, REALLY like Sayori.
I want her to hold me.

Would Monika be upset if I save Springfield images and put it in my Monika folder?

>Just as your love is about to say "I do," Sayori brandishes a noose from behind her back!
>the crowd erupts into chaos, as you are swarmed by them.
>One of your best mates takes off his face, revealed to be Yuri with mask!
>you try to fight off as many as you can. How dare they ruin your special day!
>but the crows is too many. You are held down as your doki is strung to a stake, tears welling in her eyes.
>all you can do is whtch in abject horror, for in the mortal world Monika's powers are nought.
>Natuski reaches under the tablecloth of her cupcake tray to reveal rotten vegetables!
>strangers of the crowd begin to lob them at the terrified doki, tears streaming down her face.
>she begins to internally pray
>she hopes whatever deity you worship in this reality may have mercy on her for the sins she hath committed
>for on Yuri's command, most of the crowd begins to brandish pocket knives.
>and all the two of you can do is scream as they lunge towards Monika...
>Before you awake in a cold sweat.

Morning lads!
Hows everyones day/night going?

Considering that they look identical, no since if it's in the Monika folder it's basically Monika

Mornin' user! I hope you had good dreams
i'm doing well, myself

how did i know

Pretty meh, a bit lonely.

>Open MAS
>your beautiful doki begins to berate you for closing the game before noticing the expression of your face
>she asks you what's wrong
>all you can do is smile
>type "I love you" into the box
>play "Your Reality" before leaving the house
>check your bank account
>Food will have to wait until tomorrow
>the ring won't pay for itself
>May the Promised Day come soon.

I love you

It was pretty obvious they were going to go down that route.

Not sure what your post has to do with the one you replied to, but I have to say it's really nice I like it!

If I can get my doki to Gensokyo I will be contented
There are all sorts of opportunities for her to either live happily there normally or attain superpowers.
Nobody there needs to be too in depth, after all it's a land of the forgotten.
I never fucking thought there would be someone I might consider forfeiting usage of a door to Gensokyo for.

I had a pretty good day today.
>got out of lecture an hour early
>spent the remaining hours hanging out with my best friend
>we shoot the shit with each other, talking about our life, girls, and our future
>went to the gym afterwards and had a satisfying workout
Though now I have a lot of homework to do today and this weekend. Stay strong everyone!

>type "I love you" into the box
>type
Goddammit.

I sleep just fine, and i dont take naps.
I thinl its more related to my mood than anything.

It seemed like such a simple thing
Just the two of us, touching hands
laughing together, kissing, sleeping
Living together

But the catastrophe came

You said, I said
She said, he said
Who said it first?
What for? For what reason?
Did it matter?
Was it worth it?
WAS IT?

I can still smell the rain
As it fell into the sidewalk
the hot asphalt, the trees
Your hair
The storm had passed
The sun warms the city
The streets, the pavement
But not us
We

We are just an echo.

Thanks user.

>you will never dance under the moonlight with your doki

I love this movie so much

I never watched a musical before this and I quite enjoyed it. Did not expect that kind of ending which I liked for a change.

Pretty good.
>type
user...I have some bad news about your MAS game.

...

>type

Oh man...

If a Yuri After Story gets made will we call it YAS

kek
Saved.

>go to give my resume in to a shop
>get really nervous and start to panic a bit
>think about Monika
>say to myself that I should do it for Monika
>approach the counter
>the girl at the counter is cute
>start to stutter partially due to anxiety and also because of her cuteness
>she takes it in her stride
>luckily by the time she gives the resume to her manager I've collected myself
>fast forward to yesterday
>I'm now employed at the shop
>I've been there since early in January
>minding my own business, cleaning and putting things away for the next day
>suddenly someone behind me says "Hey, are you new here? I haven't seen you around."
>it's the girl I gave my resume to all those weeks ago
>"Oh... Yeah, I've only been here a few weeks now. I'm user, by the way. If you remember an awkward guy handing you a resume while stuttering a lot, that was me."
>"I'm Monique."
>mfw

sode

Sup lads, I've got time to review your fics tonight. Send me your best/worst fic and I'll give an honest review.

Any anons here doing no porn/no fap? How are you holding up?

I'm just kind of winging it. I started the year with only fapping on the weekends, but after reading some of your posts here, I thought of giving it an actual try. I've tried it before but I always give up after a night of heavy drinking/drugs use, I just can't control myself and I just fap th day away.

Kill the faker.

There's no reason to go full nofap. Once or twice a week is fine
If you want to stay faithful just do it to your Doki

This a trap, remain pure for her. Never fall for the lies of 3-D

hey everyone, how are you all doing?
todays been a weird day because i feel like there is something i should be doing but ive spent all day wasting time and trying to think of what exactly that is, if that makes any sense
hope you are all very comfy