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riperu

this is the real thread

no anime

>updated with the latest patch and no discord
indeed

DOTARDS

Who will be the first pro player to get a 6 month ban, effectively killing his career?

wew

none, because they all have multiple accounts

Sharteezy, no question

I'VE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK AND BACK TO HELL AND BACK

rate me /d2g/

Truly the smelliest general.

Early threads should be punishable with a ban.

why the FUCK do people let lumi keep casting

> most player heroes include pudge, anti-mage, shadow fiend and invoker

Only saving grace is that your second most player hero is techies.

>you can now see when people commend you
Now I can commend some chads and get commended back by other chads. Fuck this place, im going to hit 10k commends

Hey, he's cheap!

is the /hotsg/ poster going to spam us now that there are three threads?

reminder

He's the one that made this thread.

not really.

wtf I hate dota now

who is this guy and why do we care?

Reminder you're herald

Battlefury LC

Reminder you're gay

>hammer naga
stop
this

He's not wrong. The importance of the early game is gutted and has been for 4 years.

Which was an improvement.

reddit shitter detected

>whaa I can't be the solo queue hero in this team game!
Go play Quake or Chess or other 1 Vs 1 game, Kirito.

Why are you all still wasting your time and your lives posting in these threads and playing / watching this shit dead game?
Isn't it time you seriously moved on?

Honest questions here.

Z FRIDGE

z-god heaving the entire north american continent on his back

>have family
>job
>hobbies
>want to spend my evening watching esports and shitposting in Veeky Forums
stop projecting you loser

>replies to one of the oldest baitposts in the book

>34 posts by 16 posters in 20 minutes
>during esports

Why are you still wasting your time and your life bating in these dead threads?
Isn't it time you seriously moved on?

Honest questions here.

Why are wh*te """people""" still allowed to play dota?

>tier 3 american dota

what a selection

>didn't pick up refresher shard
>coL.lapsing

how do I stop abandoning games? I'm too good at predicting game outcomes, so what am I supposed to do when I know that I will be wasting the next 40 minutes delaying the game for my shitty team, when I could just abandon and do something worthwhile in the meantime?

PERU GO HOME

Disrupter is such a garbage hero.

YOU CAN'T SQUIDGE THE FRIDGE

whatever helps preserve that colossal ego I guess

>Zfreek wins the game
>Lumi doesn't even notice

What a fucking idiot.

I guess when you know that you're shit it's quite easy to predict that you're going to lose, yeah.

>decide to try playing ranked again
>out mid picks tinker
>after both a nyx and night stalker was chosen by the enemy team

guess i'll try playing ranked again in a couple of months

>too good at predicting game outcomes
obviously not since

a) Playing videogame is already a waste of time.

b) You're too bad at the game and will be wasting everyones time whenever you start a game anyways.

i was the one on the right, but only because 4chanx hid d2g on me for some reason and i thought there was no thread. punish me gulag

i want qop's fat butt on my face!!

>feed first blood in less than 2 minutes
>"whoa is already gg I'll AFK at fountaint!"
Let me guess, you are the idiot who wants a surrender option.

how come teams dont pick anti magger anymore?

based match euthanasiabro

lycan does it better

This is the ideal support. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>amulet + sit at bounty rune
watch twitch and click once every 2mins

>100% kill participation
Can't deny it.

>kyle is the american ROTK

Who is this disgusting walrus being interviewed?

the greatest natural talent that USA has to offer
zfreek is a dota prodigy

literally best 4 NA

zgod signing autographs and getting pussy

name a more iconic duo

my cock & your ass

post your most recent 20 game scores

Simon & Garfunkel.

Kinguin or Empire?

any1 got a webm of zfreeks play?

>literally ZERO (0) peruvians in my games since patch
>all the subhumans are on the other team
>they always end up chimping against each other so ez wins
THANK YOU FROG

Windrunner and Drow

back off shes mine!

Soul ring rush on huskar
yes/no?

mommy

>buying soul ring for a hero that barely uses mana

rush wand and boots

does sheever have a speech impediment? a lot of the time it just sounds like babbling

no. just, no

its funny how list all the exact things that people hate about dota like theyre good things

>THE BEST PART ABOUT DOTA WAS PUSHING THE ENEMY INTO THIER BASE THEN FARMING OUT THE MAP FOR 25 MINUTES UNTIL YOU CANT LOSE A FIGHT!

like what the actual fuck is this guy smoking.

I can think of 5 exactly.

Empire did good against Newbee so I wanna say Empire. Kinguin had that massive choke against Mineski yesterday

chemotherapy kind of fucks you up

...

i don't play huskar or much core in general but seems viable as a first item if you have a really hard lane
120hp, +2 hp regen, 6 damage and infinite q spam

Is Dark Willow OP, /d2g/? I've been playing her a lot and I haven't enjoyed playing solo que as much since the release Earth Spirit. No more arguing with autists for core positions, no more shitty double carry lanes or laning as an antimage against a trilane because the last pick dude decided to random or pick jungle legion. I first pick DW and I can support, roam or mid if by some miracle no one picks mid. Her laning is pretty shit but unlike most support she doesn't become straight up food for enemy carries (W) and can have huge impact late game. Hell even if you're having a really bad game you can threaten enemy cores with just a euls.

I think it's just her being dutch makes her talk funny. I watched her stream so much I started pick up her speaking habits and people started asking me if I was german.

...

>Dutch native language

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

she hasn't had her captains mode nerf yet so yes she's OP

Gonna need a sauce on that famalam

i want gay furries to leave.

my impression is that dutch overall are better english speakers than most other europeans
my point isn't that her english is poor but that her pronunciation sounds retarded like she's having issues speaking

*pats head*

You're surrounded pal. This is what happens when the game's devs are furries.

Where do you think you are exactly?

this but unironically

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