/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Memes of Eld Edition

>Valentione's Event
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2018/Valentiones_Day/

>4.2 Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=_1tABKPBlJs&feature=youtu.be

>4.2 Patch Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/75c691f90f4a7da3907f0671ac33e139e9792abf

>Job Guide
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/XiA3sXMb

Previous Ded:

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youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc
eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/?q=Kaori Irving
eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/?q=Jeph Irving
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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I'm new to this whole making memes thing

tfw no eb

*3 speeds to the boss*
i'm in

Don't trust this nigger as far as you can throw him.

Some ERPers really go overboard with their characters' dick size.

moonies

who

Post your character with At least I am not Jeph Irving face

server?

slut

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>tfw I just fanta'ed to catboi

No more lala posts from me

Sefra isn't Vjera

>being this jealous of someone
>being this mad he denied you erp

Post Ninjas.

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This is the absolute state of this general.
>go into archives to dig up a mod screenshot someone wanted to see
>everyone immediately assumes I'm the creator of said mod, or even the character in general
>not even subbed, just stopping in to see what's new

Fuck all of you and your gay avatar culture. /v/ was right

Nice try nigger.

naruhodo

What the fuck is cum inflation?

Not a great artist but some of their doujins are fappable.

the most powerful race

punchable lizard!

wanna kiss

We know Elk, you're trying to falseflag Vo'Jamal.

> Three filtered posts.

>lost the Mikha bowl
why even log on to life anymore

did you filter okcupid too?

I liked that part of the game too.

>tfw you will never be webbed by Vjera
why live

No, legitimately. Why would Sefra be Vjera? How are these two related? Do you have any sort of proof or correlation or anything at all? I don't understand the autistic lore here sometimes.

A mediocre fetish that involves cumming inside someone so much their belly distends.

>thirty two filtered posts
baka desu senpai lol

>tfw you will never be webbed by anyone

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pots matching mounts

Please stop posting webms, I have them filtered.

More like Duskwight.
It's a fake screenshot. That's why it's not a whole image.

Elk is chemo

>tfw nobody to do mount matchies with

>Cucks of the past trying to whiteknight
You do realize you are nothing to them right? They'd cut you away the very moment you slightly inconvenience them.

valentine me

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May I grovel at your feet today, cherry hammmmmer?

God I wish I were that potato

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How do i become even cringier?

okej

What's in it for me?

Sure. See me in Ul'dah.

true love

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>tfw my ex posts his valentine on here just to spite me

sluta

server?

It just wasn't meant to be.

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No thanks. True love ain't gonna get these bosses to drop the vanity I want.

Dick

DIs looks like v dangerous gloew.

Dis is a gud amount of gloew. Not v brite, n not v dim.

U guy look pretty spooky 2bh. Pls don't spook me.

Ok, guy. Gud gloews. Gloew time is over.

Moonies! :3

>Manspreading
Fucking remove this

>imgur link
youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc

What kind?

>Renko ERPs with a lala
>Just like Kaori

Remove Kaori Irving.
eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/?q=Kaori Irving
Remove Jeph Irving.
eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/?q=Jeph Irving

Report and spam their discord: Jeph#3541

>Cum inflation.
>Lalafell obsession.
>Size difference.
>Mexican.
>"Friends" with Madotsuki Yamoire.
>"Friends" with local shitter pedo lala.
>Autistically crafts.
>Pity posts.
>EB posts.
>Has no real friends.
>Takes advantage of Madotsuki, his "best friend."
>Is being cucked by Thumbsup Lala.
>Is a pedophile.
>Obsessed with pets and hugs.
>Enabler of /soc/posting

This is cute.

Anyone wanna do the Valentines quest together?

>finding love here
>trying to love people who are naturally attention whores
>trying to love people who balance out between people
>trying to love people you've never even met their personality could be an entire facade and you will never know
>trying to love people from here who have had history of acting abnormal/have had bad break ups that were their fault in the past
It's like you're fucking lemmings or something, no one is this stupid, no one is this gullible.

whatever filter this is makes it look like you have a very bad skin problem

fall in love with me

>didn't get carried. deal with it. delicious legitimate clear.

do you like midlanders

>tfw stealth webbing ebins one after the other

Stop it chemo before i dome you

I wish someone would web me.

Does the card minigame flash a different set of cards to your partner?

I wish I was an ebin.

Love is blind. Also deaf, dumb, mute and exploding on fire and killing an orphanage.

same

I'm still messing with the stupid reshade properties and gpose fitlers. I haven't found anything good yet..

>elk wonders why nobody likes him

lockwood...

It's time to stop, Noriko.

no

post ebin twitters

Any summoners here mind sharing what their first item is they're buying with Mendacity tomes? I'm between saving for pants or getting the ring. I am trying to itemize better since I am missing a fuck ton of crit (currently only have 1400 no materia yet). Wondering if i should just buy crafted gear.

i like elk

>tfw your natural paranoia and trust issues makes you web proof

Imagine being so far removed from reality that you begin defending Sefra/Vjames.

Imagine being so enthralled with him that you begin spreading FUD that Sefra isn't Vjera despite him admitting to it on multiple occasions.

Imagine finding comfort in the lies of a man pretending to be a transsexual.

>tfw literally unwebbable

*webs u at the same time*

>meet someone from here
>be nice to them
>do stuff with them
>they ask me to eb
>tell them I'm not into that
>they get all hostile and fight about it
>days later i get namedropped as being a webber

should i just be mean to everyone i meet?

you should eb me

amanogawakirara
mypprivoise
Only ones that matter

No, you need to double down on niceness.

Are you upset that your shit-posting will never stick. I imagine it must be very frustrating that you can't get people on your hate bandwagon.